Saturday, December 30, 2006


I've had this book for a couple of years already and typical me only appreciates it the second time round i read it... Thats prob why i didnt do so well in Literature...

Anyway, this story tells of 24 yr old Veronika, who seemingly has everything in a perfect life, lives in Slovenia, a small European country. She decides to commit a premeditated suicide by ingesting too many sleeping pills. While she waits for her fate, she decides to read a magazine.

After reading through the magazine, she decides to write a letter to the press justifying her suicide has been induced by an article in the magazine, which asks a rather stupid question: "Where is Slovenia?" The idea being to make the press believe that she has killed herself because people don't even know where Slovenia is in today's global village. Good excuse, she thinks. Her plan fails and she wakes up in Villete (a mental hospital in Slovenia, where she is told she has a week to live.
Her presence there affects all of the mental hospital's patients, especially Zedka (who has clinical depression), Mari (who suffers from panic attacks), and Eduard (who has schzophrenia), with whom Veronika falls in love.


During her internment in Villete she realises that she has nothing to lose and can therefore do what she wants, say what she wants and be who she wants without having to worry about what others think of her. Who's going to criticise her, she's mad after all.

Because of this newfound freedom Veronika experiences all the things she never allowed herself to experience.

The reader quickly discovers that Dr. Igor believes by telling patients they only have a very short time period to live, they will find the will to live again and will appreciate being alive rather than trying to commit suicide again.

I particularly liked the part about how she justifies why she decides to die when she has a seemingly perfect life.

In retrospect of 2006, it seems like i have lived & felt as though how Veronika felt during her week in Villete. I dont regret a single moment, but wish that things would have ended differently on 31st Dec 2006. More significantly, unlike Veronika who was struggling to kill herself despite her sanity, i felt like i was drowning in a sea of insanity and struggling to live.

Of cos i am a firm believer of whatever happens, happens for a reason. Serendipity if you will or just plain 'things-always-turn-out-for-the-best'. But of late, increasingly, i find it difficult to convince myself.

Well, according to my friend, gorry's creator, sheep fan tai sui this year... true or not, it sure damn feels like it this year.

Anyway, 2007 still remains an unwritten book. Hopefully it will end up with the story i want. ( Gorry's is looking to be a murder mystery tho. :(

Happy New Year and here's hoping all ur hopes & dreams come true! ( Mine first ! )

Yang Ma Ma





Thursday, December 28, 2006


Why is everyone doing this to me?


Lookit what Ronnie bought for me. And to top it off, he said i look like a bear. BUT I AM A LITTLE LAMB! And this lambie handphone holder is a .. cat! Yah, its a cat! I'm the only lamb around!!


Hello peeps! Anne is mighty hilarious... she told me this when i asked her what's a wedding... She said that a wedding is when 2 pple tie the knot and they have to go around like Chang & Eng all the time.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thats a good one, auntie anne! I promise not to piak u again if u tell me more jokes :)

Monday, December 25, 2006

Merry Xmas Everyboday!!!



Today is the Lamb Family's Xmas Soiree!

Chian, Des, Doc, Nai Niang and Gwace came over to play!!! :))

We had potluck but noone brought anything for me & Rilla :(((((. Yang Ma Ma and gang feasted on Katong Laksa, Pizza, Xmas ham, log cake, sushi, champagne and ice cream with Baileys and this yummmmmmylicious coconut avocado dessert that Gwace made! I think she made it for me cos its vegetarian but all the gluttons ate it up without offerring me any. *cry*



Hee, then we played Taboo!!! hehehehhehehe Mummy and Doc's team (with QQ and Gwace) thumped shitty des' team. Can u believe that all the big fancy schmancy words that shitty des knows ARE FRENCH WORDS that are..... *hold ur breath everyone* Sauvignon Blanc, Rheunium, Contra and he keeps trying to sneak in french words!!! And when he couldnt guess yang ma ma's team's words, he ended up spelling out the letters with his butt!! Wad an ass!!!!

Heheehehhe. Btw, Yang Ma Ma's team's words were: Hubris, Hummus, Apropos, Lackadaisical... cool huh cool huh!!

ehehhe to top off the day, we ALL took a field trip to the condo next door to Lor K to check it out! Omg! Prices have gone up 20%!! *ching ching*!!! YAHTZEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hee. Doc is thinking of buying the studio also.. we hope that he comes and live next to us! :)))) We like him very much, unlike shittty des!

MERRY XMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, December 22, 2006

Overheard at the Suntec Eng Wah movie complex yesterday for the Singapore Medical Association staff movie screening:

Fren: Are u sure u want to bring Gorry to watch Eragon?
Yang Ma Ma: Uhm , yeah... why?
Fren: What if he wants to be a dragon?
Yang Ma Ma: Uhm, i dont think so. He hates shitty desdragon.
Fren: Maybe he just doesnt like fat ones?
Yang Ma Ma: *rolling on the floor laughing*
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Anyway Yang Ma Ma went to watch Eragon yesterday and we concluded that dragons are dumb and a whole big bunch of trouble.

All they do is spew fire and scare the hell out of pple and all they want in their lives is a human to ride them. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Not like little sheep. We're cute and cuddly. Anyway mummy's fren has a spiffy motorbike helmet like this! we wanna learn how to ride a bike too!!

Monday, December 18, 2006

Hello everyone!! Here's a joke for all u pple who are feeling bored!!

Q: What's the female of a papaya called??

A: A mamaya!!!

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this joke is as bad as shitty des! tee hee

Sunday, December 17, 2006


Yang Gong gong and Por Por went to Genting!! And bought me this cute penguin cup!! Cute huh!!!!!!! I guess yang gong gong is feeling guilty for all the times he was mean to me by slapping me on the head whenever we go out.

Hee hee. :)))))))

Monday, December 11, 2006


Overheard at Chateau Lor K:

Cousin Auntie (CA): Whats wrong with your beak?

Gorry: hhhuh? What beak?

CA: Arent u a kiwi bird?

G: No!

CA: Yes you are.

G: No i am not!

CA: Anyway, Boo Boo is so cute. He's my favourite. He's a simian! Closest thing to humans. Unlike you. You may be brown, but yours are feathers.

G: I am NOT A KIWI BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CA: Yes, you are.

G: MUMMMMY!!!!!!!!!!

Rilla: (to her right) Who are you?

Unknown: (to her left) I donnoe, who are u?

Gorry: *sulk*

Boo Boo: She's your mummy's new kid!

Gorry: *sulk*

Rilla: Huh!

Boo Boo: Yah! She's cute huh! Her bag is something so like what your nai niang would carry. Its so pink!

Rilla: Where did u come from?!

Gorry: *sulk*

Unknown: My name is Tan Mian Yang, Mehrilla!

Rilla: You sound like my name! My name is Lambrilla! The sulky brown thing is called Gorrillamb!

Gorry: *sulk* (thinking: I hate shitttty des)

Friday, December 01, 2006


Hello everybody!!!!!!!

Look at what my best frwen Grace bought for me from Phillippines!!!! Rilla is sooooooooooo jealous (again) that she has fainted in the background again. heheh hoo hoo hoo

This is proof that everyone loves me!! ME ME ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

On another note, Mummy says that i am starting to look like a thug. :(


Saturday, November 25, 2006


Hello everybody!!!

Yesterday was my birthday! And Mummy and Nai Niang celebrated it by gg to the Supply DnD WITHOUT ME! )(*#)@*$@*#(@#*(@@*(#@*#(@#*(@*@(

Tuesday, November 21, 2006


Hello everyone!

Look at my new clothes from Jill!!! I m so gg to wear this next mth! Cute huh!!! Rilla is sooooooooo angry that she fainted! heeheh

Sunday, November 19, 2006


Hello everybody!

I m soooooooo happy! Yesterday everyone celebrated my bday for me! No, Shitty des & Nai Niang, the real star of the celebration is me me me me me me me me me me.

We went to Portobelle @ Killiney Rd! (
http://www.portobelle.com) This is one of mummy's more fav restaurants, its pretty much like Porta Porta, mediterranean food with the Antipasti starters etc. But Porta Porta still ranks number 1 in her list.

Anyway, everyone was teasing me and said that i looked like a celebrity. Guess who? They meant Sun Wu Kong. ( Me is Sun Wu Yang. hee hee)




The bracelet is Nai Niang's bday pressie chosen by mummy for nai niang! Mummy always likes these chunky metal pieces thats like some Aztec metal piece.

Nai Niang brought Dolph! I was so happy to see Dolph again! I tried to pengan him over the tealight and when Nai niang saw it, she tried to slap me and kiap my face and wanted to hand me over to the chef. :(

Dolph said he was cold wad, so i wanted to warm him up. What a meano Nai Niang.

Friday, November 17, 2006

Hello everybody!

I AM TWO YEARS OLD!!!!!!!! (Btw, my bday is the same day as my Nai Niang's!)

It must be difficult for nai niang to live in my shadows :(

Anyway yay!! I welcome gifts and pressies and huggy hugs and lots and lots of cakes and cookies and did i mention MORE GIFTS AND PRESSIES FOR ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hee.

We are gg to have a bday celebration for shitty des and nai niang and me soon and i cant wait for my pressies !!

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Excerpt from Yang Ma Ma's thoughts:

(Gorry: Mummy, if u KEEP hijacking MY blog to write YOUR stuff, i am so gg to start charging u rent)

Was in the gym yesterday when i came upon this cable TV advert, about LIFE, yeah, just about "LIFE" and it never occurred to me until then that there is a big "IF" in "LIFE". This INFJ couldnt resist the following:

The harsh realists of the world have always beat up and trodden upon those who have dreamt and fantasized about what it would have been and could have been. While i have always outwardly agreed with these realists just to keep peace and just to look wise, there always was a part of me that deep in my heart, deep in the recesses of my mind, i have always held fiercely to the belief, "What if?"

Why are we always submitting and accepting the verdict of reality, when it could have been something else? Why do we not allow ourselves to push beyond the boundaries to go beyond? I guess the best inspirational figurehead for this would be the Wright brothers? What IF we COULD fly?

;)

Something/one that happened to me recently made me want to give up completely on my dreams completely. I wanted to become a bitter realist and beat up everyone who had a dream or spoke about theirs. But that wouldnt solve anything, just turn me into something that i am not. I still proudly proclaim myself to be an INFJ. I couldnt be anything else.

"Hold On"
I know this pain
Why do lock yourself up in these chains?
No one can change your life except for you
Don't ever let anyone step all over you
Just open your heart and your mind
Is it really fair to feel this way inside?

[Chorus:]

Some day somebody's gonna make you want toTurn around and say goodbye
Until then baby are you going to let them
Hold you down and make you cry
Don't you know?Don't you know things can change
Things'll go your wayIf you hold on for one more day
Can you hold on for one more day
Things'll go your way
Hold on for one more day

You could sustain
Or are you comfortable with the pain?
You've got no one to blame for your unhappiness
You got yourself into your own mess
Lettin' your worries pass you byD
on't you think it's worth your time
To change your mind?

[Chorus]I know that there is pain
But you hold on for one more day and
Break free the chains
Yeah I know that there is pain
But you hold on for one more day and you
Break free, break from the chains
Some day somebody's gonna make you want toTurn around and say goodbye
Until then baby are you going to let them
Hold you down and make you cry
Don't you know?Don't you know things can change
Things'll go your way
If you hold on for one more day yeahIf you hold on
Don't you know things can change
Things'll go your way if you hold on for one more day,
If you hold on

Can you hold on
Hold on baby
Won't you tell me now
Hold on for one more day 'CauseIt's gonna go your way
Don't you know things can change
Things'll go your wayIf you hold on for one more day
Can't you change it this time
Make up your mind
Hold on Hold on Baby hold on

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My nai niang went to Portugal and bought me this cute t-shirt, i was bugging her ALL the time when she msged me from Europe that she bought me a t-shirt, i kept asking her if it was from Baby prada, Baby Gucci, whether it was pink etc.

Then when she was back in sgp, i kept asking her abt the shirt, i mean, i was so excited what. And her exact words to me were: " Stop asking me about ur frickin t-shirt "

Monday, November 06, 2006





More fotos of the traumatic episode of the Lambourghini:



Sunday, November 05, 2006

Hello everybody!

My yang ma ma got into an accident today and we're so upset at the horrid person who did this to the Lambourghini. :'(

We were waiting to turn into Funan center carpark with Weebs, Mark P P and WJ, when this shitty purple (yucks wad a colour) Hyundai SUV got impatient and decided to turn back out to the main road. Then he kept horning at yang ma ma to move forward, but we couldnt cos there's no space so this shitty car tried to bull doze its way through and hit our lambmobile!! What a turd!!!! I mean, if u dun have the confidence that it will clear, then dun turn lah!!!!! Even a little lamb like me knows!!

Anyway this guy tried to flee the scene!! Yang ma ma was furious!!! Yang ma ma leapt from the lambmobile and stood in front of the car yelling, " U HIT MY CAR, U PAY!!"

(Mark P P, Weebs & WJ were shell shocked we think)

And this shitty guy told yang ma ma that it was her fault for not moving forward! What a goondu!! Until yang ma ma stood in front of his car and refused to move, this guy came down and started saying its our fault. What a shit head.

Yang ma ma decided to call the police to resolve the situation cos he refused to give us his particulars!

What an exciting day! Anyway lookie at the damage done to the lambmobile. :((

Remember all you drivers out there, remember to stash a camera in ur car :((

Poor lambmobile. We're gg to fix u! Dont worry!!


See how scarred the lambmobile is?! :(


Remember to horn at this guy if u meet him on the roads! He was really mean to yang ma ma and friends!!

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Hello everyone.

*wail*



Look at what happened to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRY!!! BBW was sooooo mean to me, he said he cant stand my shitty face anymore so look what he did to me!!!!

He said that i will smell better too (cos the smiley face is an air freshener in the LAMBourghini/LambourMINI). Why are u so mean, BBW!?!?

One day when my blog sells for a billion kazillion dollars, i wun even give u a cent!!

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Hello peeps! Here are my penpals from PD!! Called Butterscotch and Anon! :)))))

Wah they are like models! They've got legs so long that its up to their arm pits!! Mine are short and stubby. :((

Rilla is jealous cos they are more glamorous than her cos they got permed hair and hers is a buzz cut. hee hee.

Wonder if we have enuff sheep to form NZ's Next Top Model Sheep.


Wednesday, October 11, 2006

I am soooooooooooooo sad. My nai niang is leaving MCR to go to the land of Modor. *cry*

Nai niang bot mummy this lovely sheepy cup that has a picture of me and Rilla. And she says this is me and Rilla cos Rilla is bigger than me. *sulk* She's fat wad, wad can i do?


Anyway nai niang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Promise that u will meet us often!! We will miss Dolph too. :(

My Yang Ma Ma and her year of ORION.

Orion beer, Orion-ning ( Scheduling tool ) and Orion belts. But i swear it wasnt me who gave her any orion belts.

Sunday, October 08, 2006


Hello Everybody!!!

Today Gorry the little fairy tale spinner shall weave another story for you folks: Its called The tale of a dead dragon:

There was once a knight who was searching for a stupid dragon to kill as it was terrifying a town. This dragon was elusive and sneaky and mean and evil but most of all, stupid. Anyway one day, it took a princess lamb hostage and threatened to cook her and marinate her and blah blah blah yaddah yaddah yaddah and eat her up.

So anyway the brave knight decided to save the princess lamb! He searched over river, over dale, over hill, over everywhere he could but couldnt find the dumbo dragon. Until, suddenly, out of the blue, he heard a little brown lamb called GORR-geous-brown-thing say, "Pssst! Over there! The dumb dragon has broken into an inn and drunk himself silly on the inn keeper's collection of wine and beer! He's also eating the inn keeper's cheeses!!"

The brave knight thanked the little brown lamb and hurried to the inn where he found the dumb-ass dragon drunk as a well... drunk dragon, i guess.

So he slayed the dragon and brought peace and joy to the rest of the world! :)

The end.

Hello folks once again!

Some pple have been asking me how creator and my mummy became friends or knew each other! Here's the story:

Once upon a time in NUS, somewhat 8 years ago...Mummy and Creator both attended Chemical Engineering and were in the same class together... CN1!!! In the first year, mummy and creator were Hi-Bye friends, cos mummy was busy in Hall ( we shall not shame the hall) and didnt really bother to make friends in chem eng at that time... Anyway, as the year went by, mummy's hall friends were not really what they seemed to be and had let her down terribly. And in the 2nd year, mummy was left all alone and abandoned. *SOB!!!! WAIL!!! MUMMy, huggy hug!!*

As you know, in chem eng, there are tons and tons and tons and tons of stupid projects and mummy had a really tuff time trying to find a project mate as she didnt really know anyone from her class and pple are usually reluctant to be project mates with someone who didnt really seem interested in school work. :(

Sob, mummy will always remember how Creator didnt judge her and proffered a helping hand. I think it was computer applications and they had to write a FORTRAN program to do Heat Exchanger calculations for a water/steam HX. (whatever that is.) I think they did well during that time and they became fast friends!

Thru the rest of the years, they battled fake personalities in CN and bonded through mahjong with Mario and others and even upon graduation and creator went away for a year to Minnesota for work, they still remained in touch and Mummy hopes to keep in touch with Creator forever!!

(Mario was a mistake in knowing but we dont regret either. ;p)

*HUGGY HUG TO CREATOR!!! WE SHALL NAME THIS GORRY'S CREATOR'S DAY!!!*

Hello folks,

:(((((

i am feeling dazed. I cant remember what happened to me in the past 5 days. I dont even have the strength and willpower to tell that stupid dragon in the other blog that he's too stupid to even know that he's been insulted twice over and think that i dunnoe what he's talking about. But ah well... Live and let live i suppose. I cant think of anything worser than being the butt of the jokes when he thinks that pple are the butt of the jokes. Confusing yet? hee hee. Moronic dragon.

Anyway i am feeling dazed because i think i was kidnapped from my mummy on Thursday afternoon by BBW. I was yelping "HELP HELP HELP" and my helpless mummy was looking at me and screaming " RETURN GORRY TO ME!" but mummy didnt make any attempt to rescue me. :(

The 2 hours thereafter in BBW's office was a blur. I think this is what they meant by post traumatic stress syndrome or something like that. :(
I think i might have blacked out. I dont recall what happened. This is pretty much like an alien abduction on Highway 49 or something like that. :'(

Do u think he transplanted my brain or something?

Anyway on another note, i wanted to give nai niang a present and mummy and me took a photo of me sitting on her car and told her to go and buy 4-D. She refuse to listen to me and guess what? Her car number came out 2nd prize! Cheh! Nai niang, obigood!!!



Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Mummy!!! I am purple! I am a little purple lamb!!!!! Nai Niang cannot call me the dirty brown thing anymore! I wanna stay purple! Thanks Winedragon, for turning me purple! :) *huggy hugs*

Here's a box of pimples as a present for u! You won the pimple lucky draw that i was organizing! ;)

Nai niang, sorry, you didnt win the lucky draw because u didnt turn me purple. I like being purple! Purple is cute!! But you won the consolation prize of 2 pimples on ur dimples.

La la la!

(yang ma ma: Optimistic little lamb. http://www.winebottletalkcork.blogspot.com)

Anyway, yesterday, BBW was playing extreme sports with me again! With Lim Whee Kheng! Yay! I love extreme sports! Huggy hugs for BBW! Its called "Grabbing-me-from-the-bag-and-throwing-me-to-Lim-Wee-Kheng-in-the-ferry-and-then-sitting-on-me".

Its fun! BBW is the funnest wolf in the world!

Sunday, September 24, 2006

(There is something wrong with my cookie functionality... Yang Ma Ma will post the photos ASAP)

Dear folks,

This is a plea from me to you guys to stop reading
http://www.winebottletalkcork.blogspot.com as there are many many inconceivable defamatory remarks abt sheep and more importantly, about me. *cry*

Now he has spun a story about my parentage. And says my mummy is lambmumtton and my daddy is goribanana. (Actually its quite a funny story , heheeh) BUT its absolutely inaccurate! I am going to sue winedragon for all the scales he's got.

Anyway at least i got a mummy (yang ma ma). What abt him? I dont even know where he came from. We know that pheonixes arise from ashes but what about dragons? He could have come from the swamp for all we care, huh!

Anyway creator brought me, rilla, Mario, Mashley and Yang Ma Ma to the zooooooooooooooooooo! =)

It was sooooooooo fun!! Lookie lookie, when i saw wolfie here, i wanted to jump to him and tell him that i know his brother, BBW!!!! I wanted to give him a huggy hug too. Hee hee. I even climbed over the barrier and was about to jump across the pit when mummy screamed and almost burst my ear drums, so i climbed back. Boy, did i get a spanking.


And there was tiggerrrrrrr too!!!!! He was soooooooooooo cute! I wanted to give him a huggy hug TOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! heheheh Of cos by then, mummy was about to burst a blood vessel because of me running all around the place, i decided to watch tiggerrrrrr from afar. :(((((



He ehe hehehe and psycho Mario got it from the tiger here too. *hee hee*

Here's mummy's bday cake from Mashley, Mario and Creator! I love u all!!

Saturday, September 23, 2006

I hate the shitty shittiest shitty winedragon. He's a meanie. He keeps sliming me! I hate him! I didnt do anything to him lor! He's a psycho!!! Like Mario!

Anyway i dunnoe why he hates me so much , i think its because his owner and him are jealous of mummy and me. Afterall, we are more civilised than him and our blog entries are funnier and more pple read our blog than HIS blog. I wish he will stop sliming me though, i'm such a nice little lamb.

Anyway on another note, we've got a new Lambmobile!!! Its arriving in the first week of October and i hope there are enough lamb restrainers for all of my siblings and me. hehe, its green in colour and i dunnoe why, but me and Rilla had to fight back an urge to lick the car while we were at the show room. Hee hee.

I dont think we'd be sorry to see the Ford Laser go, afterall, stingy mummy doesnt want to pay so much road tax, petrol and maintainence for the Ford. (Did we mention that we were nearly jibbed of 500 bucks last saturday when we sent it for maintenance?) Anyway, if we wanted to see an uncle silver car, we have to look at Winedragon's owner's car, dont we? *snicker* The dragonmobile aint as spiffy as the lambmobile.

We hope that BBW doesnt scratch our car. He's another psycho, yesterday in the ferry, he said that if i came near him again, he was going to "fan lian" with me. But i just wanted to give him a huggy hug, so i did and guess what that meano BBW did!!!!!!!!!!! He took my head and twisted it around and said he warned my mummy that he was going to "fan lian" with me. Whats his problem!!! I hate u too BBW!!! *cry*

Anyway sorry that we havent been writing, Mummy's taken on a more difficult cut 2 weeks back and she doesnt even have the time to huggy hug me. *sulk* i want huggy hugs. I wonder if BBW is free.

(Rilla: Stupid Gorry just doesnt get it.)

Anyway shitty dessie said that one of his frens also read my blog!!! And likes it!! Hee hee, yay! I've got another fan! *happy lamb alert*

Shitty dessie fan, huggy hug for u. :))))))))

Here's shitty des' wine dragon. Stupid thing is being used to light a steamboat. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA.




Friday, September 22, 2006


Hello folks,

The shitty dragon at winebottletalkcork is getting on my nerves, he's psycho!! Ok the theme of today's blog is that why i am surrounded by crazed psycho people. Look at Lambie Teow also, she's damn poor thing, she's squealing and crying while Mario is looking more crazed than ever!

Saturday, September 16, 2006

THIS IS WAR LOR!!!!!!!!!

http://www.winebottletalkcork.blogspot.com

U shitty dragon that came out of nowwhere!!! I HATE U!! I HATE U MORE THAN BIG BAD WOLF!!! U ARE SLANDERING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*CRY*

MUMMMMMMMMMY!!!!!!!! I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ok ok, por por always tells me not to get mad, get even. Here goes:

Dragons are stupid. Dragons are mean and most of all dragons are evil!!!!! Especially in a western context!

( From Wikipedia)

Quote:

In Christianity:

The Latin word for a dragon, draco (genitive: draconis), actually means snake or serpent, emphasising the European association of dragons with snakes. The Medieval Biblical interpretation of the Devil being associated with the serpent who tempted Adam and Eve, thus gave a snake-like dragon connotations of evil. Generally speaking, Biblical literature itself did not portray this association (save for the Book of Revelation, whose treatment of dragons is detailed below). The demonic opponents of God, Christ, or good Christians have commonly been portrayed as reptilian or chimeric.
In the
Book of Job Chapter 41, the sea monster Leviathan, which has some dragon-like characteristics, is described as God talks about the "king of beasts" that lived upon the Earth at an undefined time. Some people think this comes from an older Mesopotamian creation myth in which Tiamat is depicted as a goddess salt-water sea monster, while others believe it refers to a now-extinct sea creature like the Plesiosaur. [citation needed]

In Revelation 12:3, an enormous red beast with seven heads is described, whose tail sweeps one third of the stars from heaven down to earth (held to be symbolic of the fall of the angels, though not commonly held among biblical scholars). In most translations, the word "dragon" is used to describe the beast, since in the original Greek the word used is drakon (δράκον).

In iconography, some Catholic saints are depicted in the act of killing a dragon. This is one of the common aspects of Saint George in Egyptian Coptic iconography [1], on the coat of arms of Moscow, and in English and Aragonese legend. In Italy, Saint Mercurialis, first bishop of the city of Forlì, is also depicted slaying a dragon.[2] Saint Julian of Le Mans and Saint Leonard of Noblac were also venerated as dragon-slayers.

Unquote.

Yah, dragons are bad!!!!!

Love me! Love me! Love the sheep!!!

*I curse the stupid dragon to have pimples!*
Happy Birthday to my MUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love and huggy hugs from ME!!!

(rilla: me too!!)

SPK lambs! hehehehe la la la!!



Some weeks back, we had a little bday party for my mummy and Qian Qian! Here i am posing with the cake! so cute huh!! Anyway, shhhhhhhh dun tell my mummy but shitty des devised a new extreme sport called BALL! Its me being the BALL!!! hehehe first, u have to get someone to launch u to the player (shitty des) who is holding a magazine and the player repeatedly keeps u afloat using the magazine!!! Its fun! I cant wait to try the next level of extreme sports, playing BALL with Aunty Elephant!!! ;p

hehehehhehe



Here i am, looking like Baby Milo!!!!!!!!!! Cute huh! Everyone loves me!

Sunday, September 03, 2006



Hello people, sorry i havent written lately, its cos i was recovering from a traumatic weekend last week with cousin aunty and the blue mushroom that wanted to cook me.

Crazy smurfette. :(

I dunnoe why cousin aunty doesnt want to play with us (Boo Boo, me and rilla). Anyway cousin aunty says that Boo Boo is very very very cute. hehehe, i think so too. he's my best friend! :)

I suppose why cousin aunty doesnt like us is because we keep peering at her while she is sleeping. hee hee.



And here i am, peering at Nai Niang! Shortly after this foto was taken, she pushed me off with a pencil. Ouch. It hurts. :(

Thursday, August 24, 2006

NAI NIANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *CRY* PLS BE MY NAI NIANG AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *WAIL*

*CRY*

Its the raisins that BBW gave me that made me talk like that.

Hello peeps. Today is a story about why i disown Nai niang as my nai niang. From today onwards she's known as Witchy. Ten things i hate about ex-nai niang:

1. She never brings me anymore bananananananannananananas ( Word from Yang ma ma: Gorry knows how to spell banana but he doesnt know how to stop)

2. She likes Rilla more than me. (What does she like about that dumb blonde anyway)

3. She blames her pimple problems on me.

4. She calls me names like Scrubby, ugly brown thing etc

5. She doesnt give me anymore huggy hugs.

6. She always asks BBW to han tum me

7. She told my mummy that i am going blind. ( I was only peering at mummy's work on the computer)

8. She doesnt buy anymore toys for me.

9. She is always ignoring me.


10. SHE TOOK A PHOTO OF ME WHEN I GOT ABDUCTED BY BBW AND STUFFED INTO HIS STUPID BAG. For the record, bbw told me that there was a pack of raisins in his bag. *cry* I was hunting for them and he suddenly stuffed me in. He told my mummy that i was lucky he didnt zip up the pocket. *cry* I want raisins. *sulk*

Dun ask me why the guy next to BBW is holding his nose. Its NOT me lor.

Anyway Shitty Nai Niang is now known as witchy witch.


Sunday, August 20, 2006


THE LAMB FAMILY IS CURSED. :'(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

Mummy lost ALL of OUR POCKET MONEY to creator. :(

And we got a parking ticket as well, WHY ARE WE SO CURSED!?

But here's our new friend, Lamby Teow. :)


Lamby Teow and me had lots of fun, he's really cute, he kept staring at his mummy's cards and mouthing them to me and i was relaying them to mummy. But i think i cant lip read very well, which kind of explains why mummy lost so much money. Ooops. :(

Lamby is even more scrubby than me and its because his mummy throws him into a washing machine whenever she feels like it. (His mummy is Mashley by the way.) My mummy handwashes me.

Anyway Mario was found cleaning the house again, sooooo funny. Stupid Mario was using a pixue to curse us, he's shitty.

Sunday, August 13, 2006


Hello! This is my best Nicole Richie/Paris Hilton impersonnation! heheheheheheeh that's hot.



Friday, August 11, 2006

Hello peeeeps!

its me. the bored little brown crippled lamb. :(

I am so bored that i think watching paint dry is more interesting than what i am doing now. Yang ma ma is too busy being bored herself to bother about poor me. :(

I think i will go take a nap.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Hello peeps,

I think all humans except my mummy and creator and Mashley are bad people. I dont understand why they like to bully little crippled lambs. :(

Yes, people, i am a crippled little brown lamb, my legs are of different size, thats why my mummy has to carry me around all the time. :(

My ears are also deformed. :'(

But thats the thing about my mummy, she loves me because i am so imperfect! She's such a fighter for the under-(sheep)-dog!

Everyone justs likes to push me around, pull my ears and bash me. :(

Shame on human kind!

Monday, August 07, 2006


Hi creator! look at me!!!!!!! I am on a high rise building of 3M post its! :))))

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Hello peeps!




Check out my mummy's amazing 7 tai mahjong win! cool beans huh! :)
Big Bad wolf, Shitty Des and everyone out there who plays mj, eat ur heart out, we were playing money!!!!! (Of cos mummy lost afterwards but thats another story)

Hehehheheh Stupid Mario bao the da pai by giving her the bai ban tai after she already had 4 tai already! hehehe this is the biggest win in Mummy's mj career! :)))

First she had 3 "Ka"s and then a hua "gang" which helped to boost our income and then she managed to hu with 7 tais!! Cool huh!!! Shitty des, still want to play chicakdee anot!!!! This is scare u!

Anyway creator is really my best friend, she gave me many huggy hugs and pinched stupid mario for bullying me. Anyway Mario and Rilla have reallie bonded because 1 of them is a male maid and the other looks like a maid. Seriously lor, Rilla, u've got to get a new wardrobe lor, u look soooooooooooo like Mario's jie mei.

Because Rilla got a kao shan, she was soooooooooooo hiao yesterday man, she kept giggling whenever Mummy or Creator lost. Creator kept pinching Rilla though.

Mashley is nice to me too!!!! Huggy hugs to Mashley :)))))) She has this lamby from NZ at home and she promised to send me the fotos, i'm fine with that as long as mummy will not adopt another one. We cant wait to see lamby!

Anyway Mashley and Mario and Mummy and Me (hahaha 4 Ms) went to Chuan Jiang Hao Zi at Smith Street afterwards to eat Mala hot pot, my gosh, it was sooooo hot!!! But the food was reallie yummy and mummy reallie detoxed after that. Actually she was in agony the whole night cos she was having a tummyache cos of the mala but couldnt detoxed. This morning, she took a coffee to speed up the process!!! hehehehe, we seriously recommend this place to anyone who says they are full of shit or constipated. Good stuff man! ;p

http://www.telemoneyworld.com/chongqing.htm

Saturday, August 05, 2006



Hello!! (I am still angry with my mummy.)

Anyway our pretty stone lantern has arrived and mummy almost murdered everyone at Vpost because of it. It came with a broken leg though and no way were we going to send it back to US cos it would cost us ANOTHER 150 bucks in frieght. :(

Here it is, aint it pretty! We reallie like our stone garden! :)))



Yukimi Stone Lantern!

Yukimi means to view the snow! Its supposed to gather on the top of the lantern! Cute huh. We're gg to put in tea lights in the lantern one evening when its rainy! It would be soooooo nice! Mummy says i can be the one to put the tealights in and light it. :) No, mummy, i am still not talking to u.

Mummy's completed miniature stone garden which she made for me!

Friday, August 04, 2006



MUMMY, U'VE REALLLLIE DONE IT THIS TIME.

MUMMY, REPEAT AFTER ME, U ARE NOT ANGELINA JOLIE. STOP ADOPTING NEW KIDS. WE HATE YOU!



I REFUSE TO BE A WEDNESDAY CHILD. :'(

Now Rilla wants to run away and i wanna die.



All of this started because Mummy brought home yet another lamb from Australia because of shitty dennis going to Australia and buying a cheap 2 bit lamb from the dump. Mummy introduced us to him yesterday and his name is Tan Xiao Bah. As in Bah Bah black sheep. BUT HE'S NOT EVEN BLACK! HE's white and the worst thing is, he's got a tail!!!!!!!

MUMMY, WHERE IS MY TAIL!????????!!??!!??!?!

*hysterical lamb*

Monday, July 31, 2006

Hello!

We just had a picnic at the clutter-melon ( Nai Niang ) 's desk! She gave chocolates and biscuits to Rilla cos she said Rilla was a brave girl for going through the operation without crying!

And she gave me a banana cos she said i am a monkey.

Dolph was with us too! Lookit the camera whore Dolph, sitting right in front! ( Yang Ma Ma: GORRY! Notti boy, where did u learn that from? Yang Yang: You, mummy.)



But Nai Niang's desk is very hazardous cos she's a clutter-melon and its full of high rise stacks of unwanted projections. We almost broke a leg cos we fell down from the high rise stack of projections. We cant imagine Clutter-melon's house at Upper East Coast Road. We think that it would look like Lynette Scarvo's house. Our house at Lorong K looks like Bree Van Der Kamp's house. =)

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Hello people!

Lookie Lookie! Its the botanical gardens! Its like my utopia except that its hot and muggy and mummy says it reminds her of a golf course. Mummy is absolutely unappreciative of horticulture and agriculture and anything to do with plants. ( Yang Ma Ma: Except those on Bukom)

Anyway, it was like being in a candy store for me! :)))

Mummy says there must be some conspiracy to turn the botanical gardens into a golf course! Look!


Buggy Track!

Buggy Parking Area next to the Green

Water Hazard!

Sirgolfalot/BBW would love this place! hehe. But he would prob lose his $8.50 ballie into the water hazard. hheheheheh

(Anyway Mummy has finally told me that the merry-go-round was in fact a microwave! Oh that shitttty BBW!!!!!! Nasty fella!!!!!!!! But shhhhhhhhhhh he promised to bring me to a jaccuzzi next leh! I dun dare tell mummy! But he said the flush wasnt working so couldnt bring me. I hope its fixed soon, i wanna go to the jaccuzzi!)

Back to our fun fun fun trip around Botanical Gardens, i ate some flowers which gave me a tummyache later in the night. :(

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Hello people, i'm feeling down today. :(

Rilla is injured and its not caused by me. Her head is split open, i dunnoe what happened to her, she was keeping so quiet and then suddenly mummy realised her head is split open. Now she's crying cos it hurts. :(

We hope yang por por can sew her back. :'(

Wednesday, July 26, 2006



Today big bad wolf was so nice! He brought me to this room with a merry-go-round! And i didnt even ask him! There were blinking lights and a spiffy merry-go-round!!!

Here's a picture of it! My mummy was damn mean lor, she dragged my ass out of the merry go round and punched the big bad wolf. I wonder why! I thought it was very nice of bbw to bring me to a playground.

Crazy mummy.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Mummy is in pain, she feels like she got hit by a truck today (poor truck)... Thats all because she went wakeboarding this weekend while i was at home drying my ass off. :(

Its not fair, why does she get to go wakeboarding while i am at home doing nothing!! ;(

He he she got her retribution by being in absolute pain now, she says she doesnt even know that there are muscles that still existed! Obigood.

Hello guys and dolls. I am feeling so sorry for myself. I wish creator didnt bring me back from NZ. i wish i was rolling around in the dirt and hay and grass of the green green meadows of Whangarei. (OK so i was found on the shelves of the Christchurch airport but thats not the point.)

Anyway why i am feeling so sorry for myself is because i think BBW has done me in for the absolute last time. Yesterday on the ferry, i smacked BBW on the head while he wasnt looking. Actually he was fiddling with his handphone while i smacked him on the head. DO U KNOW WHAT HE DID??? DO U KNOW WHAT @*$^&#*^#@*^* thing he did? He kidnapped me and coughed on my face in front of my mummy. *coff* *gag* (i'm still feeling sick at the tot of him coughing in my face* )

Mummy was undetered. She rescued me and said that that couldnt stop her and she proceeded to vacuum clean the back of my head. BBW gave her an innocent look and said he wanted to make it up to me so my stuuuuuuupid mummy gave me to him again. And guess what he did? HE COUGHED AT THE BACK OF MY HEAD.

We reallie hate him.

Once we were back home, mummy hauled my sorry ass to the sink and proceeded to scrub me with the Fluffy Bunny shower foam from Watsons. (Hey y'all, its quite cute, 4.95 SGD for 1 litre!) It smells like those barbie doll or My pretty pony smell. So anyway i gave mummy my most pleading look;




(Subtitle: Mummy, pls dont! Pls dont wash me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!! :'(() Here i am, all scrubbed and grouchy.

I was freezing last night because i had to be dried and my smart mummy has to wash me at night and leave me to catch pneumonia. *shiver* Mummy reasons that i am my own winter clothing but i dont understand what that means because sheep can get cold too. :(



I am running PIMples right now for mummy and BBW. The other day, i gave mummy a cindy crawford pimple and i couldnt stop laughing when i saw her. heheheheheehhe.

Mummy, no amount of pitera and Imedeen will save you this time. I shall use your SK2 pitera to wash my feet and step on ur face at night.



But for now, i shall use ur SK2 mask to get over my traumatic day. But at least i can sleep well tonight because i managed to smack BBW on the head 3 times and once on the nose! yeeeeha!