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Dear folks,

This is a plea from me to you guys to stop reading http://www.winebottletalkcork.blogspot.com as there are many many inconceivable defamatory remarks abt sheep and more importantly, about me. *cry*

Now he has spun a story about my parentage. And says my mummy is lambmumtton and my daddy is goribanana. (Actually its quite a funny story , heheeh) BUT its absolutely inaccurate! I am going to sue winedragon for all the scales he's got.

Anyway at least i got a mummy (yang ma ma). What abt him? I dont even know where he came from. We know that pheonixes arise from ashes but what about dragons? He could have come from the swamp for all we care, huh!

Anyway creator brought me, rilla, Mario, Mashley and Yang Ma Ma to the zooooooooooooooooooo! =)

It was sooooooooo fun!! Lookie lookie, when i saw wolfie here, i wanted to jump to him and tell him that i know his brother, BBW!!!! I wanted to give him a huggy hug too. Hee hee. I even climbed over the barrier and was about to jump across the pit when mummy screamed and almost burst my ear drums, so i climbed back. Boy, did i get a spanking.

And there was tiggerrrrrrr too!!!!! He was soooooooooooo cute! I wanted to give him a huggy hug TOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! heheheh Of cos by then, mummy was about to burst a blood vessel because of me running all around the place, i decided to watch tiggerrrrrr from afar. :(((((

He ehe hehehe and psycho Mario got it from the tiger here too. *hee hee*

Here's mummy's bday cake from Mashley, Mario and Creator! I love u all!!

I hate the shitty shittiest shitty winedragon. He's a meanie. He keeps sliming me! I hate him! I didnt do anything to him lor! He's a psycho!!! Like Mario!

Anyway i dunnoe why he hates me so much , i think its because his owner and him are jealous of mummy and me. Afterall, we are more civilised than him and our blog entries are funnier and more pple read our blog than HIS blog. I wish he will stop sliming me though, i'm such a nice little lamb.

Anyway on another note, we've got a new Lambmobile!!! Its arriving in the first week of October and i hope there are enough lamb restrainers for all of my siblings and me. hehe, its green in colour and i dunnoe why, but me and Rilla had to fight back an urge to lick the car while we were at the show room. Hee hee.

I dont think we'd be sorry to see the Ford Laser go, afterall, stingy mummy doesnt want to pay so much road tax, petrol and maintainence for the Ford. (Did we mention that we were nearly jibbed of 500 bucks last saturday when we sent it for maintenance?) Anyway, if we wanted to see an uncle silver car, we have to look at Winedragon's owner's car, dont we? *snicker* The dragonmobile aint as spiffy as the lambmobile.

We hope that BBW doesnt scratch our car. He's another psycho, yesterday in the ferry, he said that if i came near him again, he was going to "fan lian" with me. But i just wanted to give him a huggy hug, so i did and guess what that meano BBW did!!!!!!!!!!! He took my head and twisted it around and said he warned my mummy that he was going to "fan lian" with me. Whats his problem!!! I hate u too BBW!!! *cry*

Anyway sorry that we havent been writing, Mummy's taken on a more difficult cut 2 weeks back and she doesnt even have the time to huggy hug me. *sulk* i want huggy hugs. I wonder if BBW is free.

(Rilla: Stupid Gorry just doesnt get it.)

Anyway shitty dessie said that one of his frens also read my blog!!! And likes it!! Hee hee, yay! I've got another fan! *happy lamb alert*

Shitty dessie fan, huggy hug for u. :))))))))

Here's shitty des' wine dragon. Stupid thing is being used to light a steamboat. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA.

Hello folks,

The shitty dragon at winebottletalkcork is getting on my nerves, he's psycho!! Ok the theme of today's blog is that why i am surrounded by crazed psycho people. Look at Lambie Teow also, she's damn poor thing, she's squealing and crying while Mario is looking more crazed than ever!

THIS IS WAR LOR!!!!!!!!!

http://www.winebottletalkcork.blogspot.com

U shitty dragon that came out of nowwhere!!! I HATE U!! I HATE U MORE THAN BIG BAD WOLF!!! U ARE SLANDERING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*CRY*

MUMMMMMMMMMY!!!!!!!! I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok ok, por por always tells me not to get mad, get even. Here goes:

Dragons are stupid. Dragons are mean and most of all dragons are evil!!!!! Especially in a western context!

( From Wikipedia)

Quote:

In Christianity:

The Latin word for a dragon, draco (genitive: draconis), actually means snake or serpent, emphasising the European association of dragons with snakes. The Medieval Biblical interpretation of the Devil being associated with the serpent who tempted Adam and Eve, thus gave a snake-like dragon connotations of evil. Generally speaking, Biblical literature itself did not portray this association (save for the Book of Revelation, whose treatment of dragons is detailed below). The demonic opponents of God, Christ, or good Christians have commonly been portrayed as reptilian or chimeric.
In the Book of Job Chapter 41, the sea monster Leviathan, which has some dragon-like characteristics, is described as God talks about the "king of beasts" that lived upon the Earth at an undefined time. Some people think this comes from an older Mesopotamian creation myth in which Tiamat is depicted as a goddess salt-water sea monster, while others believe it refers to a now-extinct sea creature like the Plesiosaur. [citation needed]

In Revelation 12:3, an enormous red beast with seven heads is described, whose tail sweeps one third of the stars from heaven down to earth (held to be symbolic of the fall of the angels, though not commonly held among biblical scholars). In most translations, the word "dragon" is used to describe the beast, since in the original Greek the word used is drakon (δράκον).

In iconography, some Catholic saints are depicted in the act of killing a dragon. This is one of the common aspects of Saint George in Egyptian Coptic iconography [1], on the coat of arms of Moscow, and in English and Aragonese legend. In Italy, Saint Mercurialis, first bishop of the city of Forlì, is also depicted slaying a dragon.[2] Saint Julian of Le Mans and Saint Leonard of Noblac were also venerated as dragon-slayers.

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Yah, dragons are bad!!!!!

Love me! Love me! Love the sheep!!!

*I curse the stupid dragon to have pimples!*

Happy Birthday to my MUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love and huggy hugs from ME!!!

(rilla: me too!!)

SPK lambs! hehehehe la la la!!

Some weeks back, we had a little bday party for my mummy and Qian Qian! Here i am posing with the cake! so cute huh!! Anyway, shhhhhhhh dun tell my mummy but shitty des devised a new extreme sport called BALL! Its me being the BALL!!! hehehe first, u have to get someone to launch u to the player (shitty des) who is holding a magazine and the player repeatedly keeps u afloat using the magazine!!! Its fun! I cant wait to try the next level of extreme sports, playing BALL with Aunty Elephant!!! ;p

hehehehhehe

Here i am, looking like Baby Milo!!!!!!!!!! Cute huh! Everyone loves me!

Hello people, sorry i havent written lately, its cos i was recovering from a traumatic weekend last week with cousin aunty and the blue mushroom that wanted to cook me.

Crazy smurfette. :(

I dunnoe why cousin aunty doesnt want to play with us (Boo Boo, me and rilla). Anyway cousin aunty says that Boo Boo is very very very cute. hehehe, i think so too. he's my best friend! :)

I suppose why cousin aunty doesnt like us is because we keep peering at her while she is sleeping. hee hee.


And here i am, peering at Nai Niang! Shortly after this foto was taken, she pushed me off with a pencil. Ouch. It hurts. :(