Hey hey!

I promised that i would write this next story for this fren of mine... Here goes:

Once upon a time, there was this little lamb who was loved and adored by all and sundry blah blah blah, anyway, he had this fren called Gu-Ah. (*pounds little hands on table and stamps feet on ground in laughter*)

Gu-Ah and little lamb were good friends, though Lillian Too says that sheep and cows were not supposed to be friends cos we're at opposite ends of this circle that the very first rat, cow, tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, sheep, monkey, chicken, dog and pig ran in some race. Dont ask me what they were running from and where to or whether the cow tripped the sheep and thats why they are mortal enemies.

Anyway it started from there and carried on down to the poor children of the above mentioned. Hence Gu-Ah and the little lamb battled it out on a daily basis. With the poor little lamb suffering injustice all the time. :(

Anyway here's a mantra for all my fans:

Eat a beaver
Save a tree
Eat a cow and
Save some sheep

Hello everybody.

This is a strong message against terrorism.

I was impounded, incarcerated, captured and walloped by the bbw yesterday for the immediate removal of his picture from the earlier blog entry.

My mummy and me WILL NOT BOW DOWN IN THE FACE OF TERRORISM. ( and the following is it)

Anyway in addition to being held against my own will, i was dangled upside down and made to do yoga against my own wishes. It hurts. :*(

He proceeded to bash me up with a limeade can and technically he did abuse the can cos he bashed the can with my face.

The daring sheep mummy made a brave and successful rescue attempt, securing my release. I immediately curled up in a corner in the bag and cried my eyes out. Albeit for a while. I am now making my counter strike against terrorism.

Everybody, pls mail me to give me ideas on how to handle the big bad wolf.

STOP TERRORISM!

Hello Everybody!

Its me again! Anyway who else can it be other than me??? :)

Anyway today i did something mean to Nai Niang's dolphin. I kind of u noe, stuffed him into nai niang's glass. And covered it up. Luckily it was a glass and nai niang could see him. (after some time) Anyway she was not amused. Ah well. She's got no sense of humour. (like some wolves i know.)

Anyway Grwace has promised to buy me a happy meal soon. ;)

I promise to put in some new fotos of me soon :)

Hi everyone,

Poor me.

I dunnoe why the bbw (big bad wolf) hates me. He couldnt believe that i took a bath and proceeded to kidnap me and dangle me by my toes.

I think he hates me cos i'm cute and fuzzy and brown.

Everyone loves sheep. :)

Why, big bad wolf? WHY DO YOU HATE ME!?

By the way big bad wolf just said its cos i look delicious. Fishy birdie.

U know what?! I HATE U TOO! So there!

Hello Everybody!

Its me! Superstar Gorry! I'm on page 28 of FHM!!! I'm a celebrity! I'm famous! I'm glamorous! I'm.... I'm... A SUPERSTAR!!!!!!!!!

Anyway remember Boo Boo? Its not fair, Boo boo gets to sleep all day at home on the bed but i have to come to work.

I HATE THE BIG BAD WOLF! I HATE HIM VERY VERY MUCH!!!! In my first 3 days in MCR, i have been abducted a couple of times, almost drowned, my face kiap-ed and today he cut my hair off!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM VERY VERY MUCH!

*SOB*

But i am a brave little lamb. Here's my new song:

I Will Survive Lyrics
by Gorry Gaynor

First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
with you by my side
But I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to carry on
and so you're back
from outer space

I just walked in to find you here
with that meano look upon your face
I should have changed my stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me
Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with a pair of scissors
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to mehh

I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my mehhh to give
and I'll survive
I will survive

It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to mend
the pieces of my broken head
and I spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
Now I hold my head up high
and you see me
somebody new
I'm not that chained up little lamb
still angry with you
and so you felt like dropping in
and just expect me to be weak
now I'm saving all my mehhhing
for someone who's loving me