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Yesterday was my birthday! And Mummy and Nai Niang celebrated it by gg to the Supply DnD WITHOUT ME! )(*#)@*$@*#(@#*(@@*(#@*#(@#*(@*@(

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Look at my new clothes from Jill!!! I m so gg to wear this next mth! Cute huh!!! Rilla is sooooooooo angry that she fainted! heeheh

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I m soooooooo happy! Yesterday everyone celebrated my bday for me! No, Shitty des & Nai Niang, the real star of the celebration is me me me me me me me me me me.

We went to Portobelle @ Killiney Rd! ( http://www.portobelle.com) This is one of mummy's more fav restaurants, its pretty much like Porta Porta, mediterranean food with the Antipasti starters etc. But Porta Porta still ranks number 1 in her list.

Anyway, everyone was teasing me and said that i looked like a celebrity. Guess who? They meant Sun Wu Kong. ( Me is Sun Wu Yang. hee hee)



The bracelet is Nai Niang's bday pressie chosen by mummy for nai niang! Mummy always likes these chunky metal pieces thats like some Aztec metal piece.

Nai Niang brought Dolph! I was so happy to see Dolph again! I tried to pengan him over the tealight and when Nai niang saw it, she tried to slap me and kiap my face and wanted to hand me over to the chef. :(

Dolph said he was cold wad, so i wanted to warm him up. What a meano Nai Niang.

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I AM TWO YEARS OLD!!!!!!!! (Btw, my bday is the same day as my Nai Niang's!)

It must be difficult for nai niang to live in my shadows :(

Anyway yay!! I welcome gifts and pressies and huggy hugs and lots and lots of cakes and cookies and did i mention MORE GIFTS AND PRESSIES FOR ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hee.

We are gg to have a bday celebration for shitty des and nai niang and me soon and i cant wait for my pressies !!

Excerpt from Yang Ma Ma's thoughts:

(Gorry: Mummy, if u KEEP hijacking MY blog to write YOUR stuff, i am so gg to start charging u rent)

Was in the gym yesterday when i came upon this cable TV advert, about LIFE, yeah, just about "LIFE" and it never occurred to me until then that there is a big "IF" in "LIFE". This INFJ couldnt resist the following:

The harsh realists of the world have always beat up and trodden upon those who have dreamt and fantasized about what it would have been and could have been. While i have always outwardly agreed with these realists just to keep peace and just to look wise, there always was a part of me that deep in my heart, deep in the recesses of my mind, i have always held fiercely to the belief, "What if?"

Why are we always submitting and accepting the verdict of reality, when it could have been something else? Why do we not allow ourselves to push beyond the boundaries to go beyond? I guess the best inspirational figurehead for this would be the Wright brothers? What IF we COULD fly?

;)

Something/one that happened to me recently made me want to give up completely on my dreams completely. I wanted to become a bitter realist and beat up everyone who had a dream or spoke about theirs. But that wouldnt solve anything, just turn me into something that i am not. I still proudly proclaim myself to be an INFJ. I couldnt be anything else.

"Hold On"
I know this pain
Why do lock yourself up in these chains?
No one can change your life except for you
Don't ever let anyone step all over you
Just open your heart and your mind
Is it really fair to feel this way inside?

[Chorus:]

Some day somebody's gonna make you want toTurn around and say goodbye
Until then baby are you going to let them
Hold you down and make you cry
Don't you know?Don't you know things can change
Things'll go your wayIf you hold on for one more day
Can you hold on for one more day
Things'll go your way
Hold on for one more day

You could sustain
Or are you comfortable with the pain?
You've got no one to blame for your unhappiness
You got yourself into your own mess
Lettin' your worries pass you byD
on't you think it's worth your time
To change your mind?

[Chorus]I know that there is pain
But you hold on for one more day and
Break free the chains
Yeah I know that there is pain
But you hold on for one more day and you
Break free, break from the chains
Some day somebody's gonna make you want toTurn around and say goodbye
Until then baby are you going to let them
Hold you down and make you cry
Don't you know?Don't you know things can change
Things'll go your way
If you hold on for one more day yeahIf you hold on
Don't you know things can change
Things'll go your way if you hold on for one more day,
If you hold on

Can you hold on
Hold on baby
Won't you tell me now
Hold on for one more day 'CauseIt's gonna go your way
Don't you know things can change
Things'll go your wayIf you hold on for one more day
Can't you change it this time
Make up your mind
Hold on Hold on Baby hold on

CHECK OUT MY NEW SPIFFY THREADS FROM PORTUGAL! Eat ur heart out, Sienna Miller, I am the most stylo little lamb in the world!





My nai niang went to Portugal and bought me this cute t-shirt, i was bugging her ALL the time when she msged me from Europe that she bought me a t-shirt, i kept asking her if it was from Baby prada, Baby Gucci, whether it was pink etc.

Then when she was back in sgp, i kept asking her abt the shirt, i mean, i was so excited what. And her exact words to me were: " Stop asking me about ur frickin t-shirt "

More fotos of the traumatic episode of the Lambourghini:

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My yang ma ma got into an accident today and we're so upset at the horrid person who did this to the Lambourghini. :'(

We were waiting to turn into Funan center carpark with Weebs, Mark P P and WJ, when this shitty purple (yucks wad a colour) Hyundai SUV got impatient and decided to turn back out to the main road. Then he kept horning at yang ma ma to move forward, but we couldnt cos there's no space so this shitty car tried to bull doze its way through and hit our lambmobile!! What a turd!!!! I mean, if u dun have the confidence that it will clear, then dun turn lah!!!!! Even a little lamb like me knows!!

Anyway this guy tried to flee the scene!! Yang ma ma was furious!!! Yang ma ma leapt from the lambmobile and stood in front of the car yelling, " U HIT MY CAR, U PAY!!"

(Mark P P, Weebs & WJ were shell shocked we think)

And this shitty guy told yang ma ma that it was her fault for not moving forward! What a goondu!! Until yang ma ma stood in front of his car and refused to move, this guy came down and started saying its our fault. What a shit head.

Yang ma ma decided to call the police to resolve the situation cos he refused to give us his particulars!

What an exciting day! Anyway lookie at the damage done to the lambmobile. :((

Remember all you drivers out there, remember to stash a camera in ur car :((

Poor lambmobile. We're gg to fix u! Dont worry!!

See how scarred the lambmobile is?! :(

Remember to horn at this guy if u meet him on the roads! He was really mean to yang ma ma and friends!!

Hello everyone.

*wail*



Look at what happened to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRY!!! BBW was sooooo mean to me, he said he cant stand my shitty face anymore so look what he did to me!!!!

He said that i will smell better too (cos the smiley face is an air freshener in the LAMBourghini/LambourMINI). Why are u so mean, BBW!?!?

One day when my blog sells for a billion kazillion dollars, i wun even give u a cent!!