Hello Everybody!!!

Today Gorry the little fairy tale spinner shall weave another story for you folks: Its called The tale of a dead dragon:

There was once a knight who was searching for a stupid dragon to kill as it was terrifying a town. This dragon was elusive and sneaky and mean and evil but most of all, stupid. Anyway one day, it took a princess lamb hostage and threatened to cook her and marinate her and blah blah blah yaddah yaddah yaddah and eat her up.

So anyway the brave knight decided to save the princess lamb! He searched over river, over dale, over hill, over everywhere he could but couldnt find the dumbo dragon. Until, suddenly, out of the blue, he heard a little brown lamb called GORR-geous-brown-thing say, "Pssst! Over there! The dumb dragon has broken into an inn and drunk himself silly on the inn keeper's collection of wine and beer! He's also eating the inn keeper's cheeses!!"

The brave knight thanked the little brown lamb and hurried to the inn where he found the dumb-ass dragon drunk as a well... drunk dragon, i guess.

So he slayed the dragon and brought peace and joy to the rest of the world! :)

The end.