Overheard at Chateau Lor K:

Cousin Auntie (CA): Whats wrong with your beak?

Gorry: hhhuh? What beak?

CA: Arent u a kiwi bird?

G: No!

CA: Yes you are.

G: No i am not!

CA: Anyway, Boo Boo is so cute. He's my favourite. He's a simian! Closest thing to humans. Unlike you. You may be brown, but yours are feathers.

G: I am NOT A KIWI BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CA: Yes, you are.

G: MUMMMMY!!!!!!!!!!