Happy National Day everyone!!

Mummy and me and Anne went to torture ourselves at P. Ubin today!

We went for a yummilicious breakfast of Changi Village Nasi Lemak. We waited for like 1 hr!!

Anyway here we are on the bumboat to P.Ubin... It reallie looked like a throwback in time to like 1960s lor. (Yang ma ma: Gorry, how do u noe what the 1960s was like??)

Then we went cycling!!!

I think Yang Ma Ma nearly died =(

We went to see this German Girl Shrine... which had an interesting story to it.. here it is..

http://www.spi.com.sg/haunted/stones/german_girl.htm

Anyway we stopped for a while for drinks at this really rustic and old kopi tiam along the way...Yang ma ma was accosted by the owner (HAHAHAH)

Owner: Wah! Ler eh kar jin swee leh!!!

Anne: *snicker*

Yang Ma Ma: * You look like a leather handbag. I think i saw u before at Takashimaya.*

Anyway after an ice cold coke, we went along our way and went for a seafood late lunch. *YUMMMMMMMMY* the prawns are so fresh and the pork ribs (according to mummy) were yummmmmilicious. Can u believe that the stores on the island actually accept credit cards? :D

Anyway after that we came home and had a snoring good time :)

zzzzzzzzzzzzz.....................

GGQQ HAS A BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://seize-de-day.blogspot.com/

U must all support GGQQ's blog! =))

Of cos u must all still support my blog hoh, anyway stupid desdragon and me have commented on it already and he's already using it to insult me. Wah lau eh!

Anyway support the lambs' blog! ( GGQQ is a sheep oso )

P.S: GGQQ is the best, she said i am a handsome boy. :)

Hi everyone!

Lookie me!! I can stand on my own 2 feet! hehehehe.. And Da Yang is running away from me =(

Anyway Yang Ma Ma & me had a traumatic weekend of being cheated in KL. :''''(

Day 1: Friday

Here we are, waiting for the grassland bus to KL! Yang Ma Ma purposely chose grassland cos she knew that i like grass! heh heh. heh heh. heh. Anyway the grassland bus was orange!!!! And not green like i thought.

Anyway we didnt expect to reach KL so late, so we took a taxi! And we paid a coupon at the ticketing office and the conman taxi driver insisted that he didnt accept coupons. So poor yang ma ma had to forfeit 28 Rm.

Then turns out Yang ma ma's friend didnt book the 2nd night at the hotel for her and the poor lamb family had no room!!!! :'((

We were hunting ard like mad chickens and luckily for ggqq, we managed to get a hotel at Le Meridien! ( I've got no more pocket money liao though)

Day 2: Shitty taxi driver insisted we had to pay 40 Rm even though the meter was reading 30 Rm. :(

And then later in the day, another shitty driver brought Yang Ma Ma and me to The Millenium hotel and when we insisted that its Le Meridien, he demanded another 10 Rm more. Shitty driver! I hope u have pimple outbreak!!

Here i am relaxing at the Le Meridien after a traumatic day

Lambrilla? She's at home doing housework of course. What u expect?

Hi guys!

We went to the very atas Kaisan Japanese Restaurant at Raffles Hotel yesterday! Boy it was a king's ransom! We had the special Kaisan Menu, which was like never ending set of sashimi, sushi, grilled stuff etc etc!!!

The place was so pretty too!! Anyone want to treat my mummy and me at this place? =)

:'(

Lookit wad Desdragon did to my photo!!! =(

Macham wild hogs, he wrote Wild Sheep.

Actually its quite funny! heheheh, see desdragon, i have a sense of humour!!! :D

Anyway there is a movie abt sheep leh... called Black Sheep. Its not funny loh, i then am not gg to watch it. Desdragon says he wanted to treat me, yang ma ma and ggqq to watch it. *dilemma* *dilemma* wad a nice desdragon! Maybe he's changing for the better!!!!

But its freaky and i aint gg to watch it cos sheep are cute and cuddly and not mutants!!
But some pple who are jealous of me say that i am a monkey and sheep hybrid. (@*#(@*(#*@(*(@ As if humans arent evolved from monkeys!!

HAH! La la la la!!

So that means desdragon is a homo sapien + dragon + monkey!! Who's the freak now!! :D

Hello everyone! hehehe



hehehehhe. I left a letter on my nai niang's car yesterday and she didnt see it. =(



Next time i shall stick stamps all over her car =(

Yang gong gong: *ouch* I am having arthritis, fingers cramped. Cannot smack the dog today.

Yang por por: That's not a dog. He's a monkey

Yang ma ma: HE'S A LAMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yang Yang: Who u all talking abt?

Hee. Lookit me! I am spying on Li Yee and Shirley-Wirley and dropping eaves!!!!

But Li Yee looked at me strangely and twisted my ear as a punishment for dropping eaves. =(

Anyway desdragon and GGQQ are baaaaaaaaaaaaaack! yippeee!!

I wonder if ggqq bought me a dragon from taiwan so that i can stomp all over him. =)

Mummy brought me to watch Harry Potter & the order of the pheonix on thursday!!! Oh boy! i wanna be a magician when i grow up and turn desdragon into a toadstool! or a toad! or a stool! =)))))))))))

Here i am, being useful and holding the shuttlecocks for Francis, mummy, ah chuan, moon hing during the work hard play hard!! hee. Ah chuan was wearing bowling shoes to play badminton. Hee hee hoo hoo. he couldnt stop sliding! HQHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA

where's everyone?

Gu gu qian qian, where r u?

Desdragon, u alive?

Auntie Anne, where r u???

*sob*

Yesterday someone kidnapped me!!

Actually it was pretty fun leh, someone put me on Ah Chuan's desk and my mummy was running ard looking for me. Hee. She almost missed the ferry cos the guys were going to UE2!

I was waving to her but she didnt see me! She looked like she was gg to cry leh! But i was safe and sound loh, i was waving and waving to my mummy!

In the end, Francis, Shirley-wirley, Poh Tee, Jill and Li Yee had to help to look for me! Otherwise my mummy would have missed the ferry =(

Boy, was she upset. :(

But it was fun!

*sob*

I cant believe it :'(

Pple are bring me toys!!!! :D

I love y'all! Y'all soooooooooooo nice to me!! Lookit what Ronnie brought me!

*zoooooooooooooooooom!!*

*zoooooooooooooooooom!!*

*zoooooooooooooooooom!!**zoooooooooooooooooom!!*

HELLO!

My mummy won 2nd runner up @ the MF cup yesterday!! Arent u mighty proud of my yang ma ma? =)))))))

(In spite of blisters on her feet cos of new shoes and blisters on her thumb!)

Mummy also got a samsonite laptop bag, a samsonite lock and a samsonite toiletries bag, thanks to BBW who exchanged it for my mummy's Callaway boston bag! Everyone says that BBW cheated my yang ma ma but we reallie liked the toiletries bag :))))

Hello everyone!





Mummy's peranakan instincts are really rearing its ugly head here!! We spent the whole weekend playing mahjong, or rather, mummy did.



First with the Angs on friday evening where she won 22 bucks and on sat with desturtle and desireeturtle where she won 12 bucks. hee hee.


Ching ching! YATZEE!

I hope i grow up to be as smart like my mummy =))

I need a new home.

I dont love my mummy anymore.

She's reallie got some problem thinking she is Angelina Jolie and all. =(

When kewy came along, GGQQ gave me some advice:

" You cry lah, you cry finish, he will still be around. "

and

"Gorry, dont have to be sad! When ma ma brings home a sweet, last time u get 1 piece, now u get 1 piece also wad, just that its a smaller piece, but its still 1 piece! Why u cry!"

NOW LOOK AT WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!! Jill gave my mummy another abandoned sheep! WHAT THE @#*(@#*@&@*#*@#&*@!! AT THIS RATE, THE STUPID FRICKIN PIECE OF SWEET IS GG TO BE THE SIZE OF A DUST PARTICLE FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*WAIL*

*SOB*

Mummy, when the govt said they were gg to start giving support for single mothers and all, they dont mean YOU.

Yeah the number 21 means he's sibling number 21. Its a sad and dark dark day.

Yo Yo Yo!

Check out my new brother from US!

Desdragon has unleased another horror on me. A new BROTHER. or sister. I dunnoe lah, anyway i am upset becos he has a PERM! AND A TAIL. AND WHITE.

EVERYONE is comparing me with him. His name is Kewy (Like Q-mo)

Btw, he makes funny squeaky noises, and he has a tag on him that reads: Dog Lamb Chew

I'm thinking of introducing him to Hui Hui. I think Hui Hui has alot of angst and is teething =)

ANyway we had such a fun time on sat!! :)))))))

Desdragon, Desireedragon and GGQQ brought yang ma ma n me to eat steamboat and we went to karaoke! :)))))

Hello everyone!

I think i am a ce-lamb-rity! (celebrity) !! Everyone says they like my blog! Tee hee! =))))))

Anyway GGQQ and Desdragon are back!!!!!!!!!

Yipppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Lamb family cant wait to see them this weekend! And my pressies! =)

Yesterday, King Wong stabbed me with a pen while i was sitting on my stack of post-its. =(
Dunnoe wads her problem. I think she should just chill man.

Anyway my friend Hui Hui really hates me now. http://www.doggyhuihui.blogspot.com/
I dunnoe wads her problem. I mean issit MY fault that she's an ah pwee? She's like turning anorexic and telling her big sis that its MY fault cos i called her an ah pwee and she stopped eating. *sulk*
Yah i am sorry man. I'm sorry that u're a glutton!!!!! NYEAH NYEAH NYEAH NYEAH NYEAH!!! :'(

Oh yah! Its gg to be Big Bad Wolf's bday soon!!!!!!!!!!! Remember y'all! Remember to go up to him and yell "KIAK KIAK!" !! Hee hee. Mummy is looking at me and shaking her head. She says i am sooooooooooo gg to get it from BBW. Wonder what i am gg to get. I hope its a slice of his bday cake. But the last year, when i looked at his bday cake, he threw me under the table. =((

This is freaky and creepy.

I dreamt of GGQQ and desdragon last night. =(

I dreamt that we were all at some 70s beach disco locker room. And ggqq was learning kung fu and desdragon was on the dance floor.

HOW FREAKY IS THAT!?!?!?!?

:'''''(



GGQQ, desdragon, when u guys coming back??!?!? I cant wait to go to crystal jade korean again!!!! This photo was from the last time we went!

That's ggqq's hand! he he. I was helping to flip the menu :)

Dear People,

The following is an ode to King Wong:

Roses are red, violets are blue
I'll rather be dead than talk to you.

The next one is for BBW:

Big Bad Wolf, Big Bad Wolf
Gee, you're such a goof
This doesnt rhyme but i hate you.

Anyway GGQQ and desdragon, did u buy me lots of presents??? I love presents!

Hello everyone!

everyone says i am reallie looking scrubby more and more these days. nyeah. but bahhhhhhhhhh-ths are unhygienic! u have to sit around in ur own filth =(

I just dun understand why people take bahhhhhhhhhh-ths . Anyway if u guys are so smart, then answer this then! If bahhhhhhhhhh-ths are so clean, why do u have to wash ur towels????

I miss my GGQQ!!! (Gu gu qian qian) who is in US with desdragon. I heard desdragon is broke from all the shopping =))

Hello everyone! Lookie! Mummy gave me a stuffed toy to play with when she's busy at work! I think its a bear.... I'm thinking of a name for my new pet, anyone got ideas?

What's a beary name? Maybe bear-bear. Or Ah bear.

STUPID KING WONG is upset that i keep writing about Doc-Vic-tor , fine! Here's a song FOR YOU then, KING WONG.

Since you've been gone
I feel so much better
Cause I saw how mean you could be
I used to want some explanation
Now all I want is my Patsy Cline CD

How I've waited for today
When I could finally say
You jerk You jerkYou are such a jerk
There are other words
But they just don't work

Sometimes I wish I'd mailed you that letter
That said the things I dare not say
Instead I set the thing on fire
I had to say this outloud
anywayI'm so glad I found the nerve
To say what you deserve

You jerk You jerk You are such a jerk
There are other words
But they just don't work
They try to be so cool
Insult you like a fool
Never take your call
when you're nobody at all
Until you're somebody
and then they want to be your friend

How come jerks don't know they're jerks(I don't know)
So next time someone makes you feel little
Just sing this song inside your head
And like a great big cartoon bubble
These lovely words will dance above their head
How I've waited for today
When I could finally say

You jerk You jerkYou are such a jerk
There are other words
But they just don't work

Hello everyone! Lookit me! I'm a bubble boy!

Hee hee i got stuffed into this plastic box and everyone said i looked soooo cute! I wanted to go and sit in a toy store and see if i can get a new mummy. :))

Anyway desdragon and gu gu qian qian are away in US for a long time , its gg to be boring without them :'(

Auntie Anne is in US too and she's gone for a month. At least noone will call me a shitty monkey for a month. hee hee.

Mummy and GGQQ went to take a CPR and first aid course at SCDF over the weekend!!!! And GGQQ was trying out her new CPR moves on me! STUPID BBW said that he learnt a new CPR method from Navy and it was that the alternative was to pound the unconscious person VIOLENTLY. He swears its true but i dont believe him. :'(

Mummy learnt how to bandage a broken arm! And the trivial of the day is... did u noe that ur palm represents 1% of ur body skin surface??? But i got reallie small palms. I wonder if it still holds.

DOC VICTOR!!!!! ISSIT TRUE THAT VIOLENT POUNDING CAN REPLACE CPR!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Hello everybody!!

This entry is dedicated to my new best friend, Doc-vic-tor! He's my bestest friend becos he will heal me from all the punches that King Wong hammers on me daily.

Hey Doc-vic-tor, did u noe that King Wong has a substance abuse problem???? Can u pls catch her and lock her up in rehab? She needs to go cold turkey cos she will beat me whenever she doesnt get her teh. Spoilt brat.

Anyway, Doc-vic-tor, i'm glad u're in the medical line!! And u're bound to succeed!! U know why? Cos laughter is the best medicine and King Wong is a joke. U shd take pictures of her and put them in ur clinic and ur patients will self heal and u can go and drink teh. (without King Wong of cos)

Will i get priority whenever i 'm injured??? =((

King Wong threw me in the air the other day and i fell on my face, it hurts! I think u shd lock her up. In ur storeroom. Without teh. Forever. And Ever. Amen.

Halp! Halp!!!!

My Yang por por por por is gg on a genocide!!! She wants to wipe out all the cute little fuzzy animals in yang ma ma, cousin auntie and cousin auntie Cherry's house!!!! =(((

We're scared! Smurfette and me and rilla and yuppy are gg to hide @ Lor K! Like Anne Frank! But then Anne Frank didnt make it @ the concentration camp. =(

I'm scared!

Luckily Yang Por Por promised me that she wun let her ma (Yang Por Por Por Por) throw me away. :) I love yang por por!!! She even bought me red bean soya bean last week =))

Yummy.

Anyway my Yang Ma Ma has a substance abuse problem. ='(

She just spent a bomb on SKII products AGAIN. Hello mummy, thats MY education fund. I need to go to Harvard and take the bahhhh exams remember!!! I'm glad i gave u the pimple! :(

Happy Mother's Day, MUMMY!!!! =))

Huggy hugs! Huggy hugs! I hope u like my pressie for u! its..... pimples!!! I gave my mummy pimples!! hee hee.

Hello everyone! Its me! Sheeplock Holmes!

(here's a corny joke for u, if my mummy was a CID agent, wad would she be called? hee hee, she would be called KT Holmes! geddit geddit?? Katie Holmes!! Geez, u're all humourless. Like BBW.)

Anyway! Sheeplock Holmes has stumbled upon a crime scene at King Wong's desk!! Checkit out!

A certain purple bear has been murdered! gosh!

But this is a no brainer! It MUST BE KING WONG!

Afterall, her record of punching little animals and being mean to all and sundry is reallie bad.

*Gulp* I hope i am not next. :(

Hello!

Today i had a Sunday afternoon of fun with Mashi Moron and Hello Kitty while my mummy, desdragon and yaling were up to no good.

We went to Katong to eat 1 of mummy's very favourite places to eat, Taiwanese place called Peng Ge Lai Authentic Taiwanese cruisine, they had yummilicious beef broth noodles, zha jiang mian, oyster mee suah ( i swear my mummy is a death seeker) with smelly tofu and mummy's fav salt-pepper chicken. =)) All washed down with yummy jasmine bubble tea!

Then we went on a grand tour of Katong Mall cold storage, Siglap Cold Storage and Eastwood cold storage. What do u expect with desdragon ard...Not gg to NTUC is already a giant step for him.

Uno, dos, tres! Part dos of "Alternative Foster Care for Yang Yang"

BBW: YOU DESERVE IT.

Desdragon: Wah, heard u lao sai. ( Anyway i decided i didnt want to stay with desdragon anyway so i didnt ask him, i'm still hoping my nai niang will reply me. But i think she doesnt want me anywhere near Dolph)

Anyone out there want to adopt me?? =((((

Hello everybody!

I found out how popular i am while my mummy is sick! hee hee. While my mummy was busy being green, i decided to be pro-active about my life and decided to inquire about alternative foster care... Here's the various responses i got:

King Wong: Ok as long as ur mummy wills the house and car to you. And u stay in my storeroom. AND DONT COME OUT.

Gu Gu Qian Qian: Erm, ur mummy wun die. *end of discussion*

Nai Niang: *no response*

Auntie Anne: Shitty Monkey.

Shirley-Wirley: Erm, ur mummy wun die. *end of discussion*

Yang Por-Por: GO AND SEE A DOCTOR. EAT UR PORRIDGE LATER.

Yang Gong Gong: *PIANG!* (SHITTY GONG GONG SLAPPED ME ON THE HEAD!! :'( )

=(

Save my mummy!!!!!!! Someone save my mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's got food poisoning and been puking since last night!!! :'''''(

Shitty King Wong has been asking my mummy to will the car and house to her and that she'd adopt me if my mummy dies. I dont want to go live with King Wong erh. She says she's gg to stuff me in the store room if i live with her. :(

Guess i wun get to go to Harvard if i live with her. But i may be like Harry Potter!!! Whose uncle and aunt stuffed him beneath the staircase! And he went to magic school and turned them into slugs! Ok i made that up, but then i wish King Wong would turn into a slug.

Anyway i hope my mummy doesnt die. She doesnt look good in a green colour. I shall just be a good little lamb and try not to get into trouble. Hope she gets well soon. :'(

I want my huggy hugs!

Hello everybody, aint i cute?

Today shitty desdragon came over to Lor K to insult me. Wad a jerk. Anyway this LV shirt is starting to irk me. Everyone is saying mean things abt me. I am feeling so sad. :((((

Anyway Desdragon wanted to take Mummy's bai feng wan pills and we were all laughing that he's gg to turn from a dragon into a phoenix!!!

geez. stupid rilla. stay OUT of my blog!

Anyway hee hee lih kwong is mighty funny... Mummy told him that i was gg to go to Harvard when i grow up and he asked if i am gg to take Law and try to pass the "baaaaaaaaaah" exams. hehehehe thats funny. :)

Hello everyone!




Remember me? I'm Rilla! I've taken over Gorry's blog cos Gorry's an idiot and he's always getting himself into trouble and everyone hates him and he's almost half dead!!!


I'm the smarter sister of Gorry and have been in hiding cos i refuse to be seen in public with him anymore cos he's a moron. My mummy will be really upset with me if she reads this though. She's really biased. I dunnoe why she doesnt love me, she only loves that brown thing.



Look at what happened to him while Mummy went to the Armani room ( Gio- Gio) and when she came back, she didnt have the sense to even try to save Gorry first. She had to take a picture of him as evidence. And Gorry didnt even try to save himself. Gee.


And here he is, being taken hostage by Ah Chuan! And FCPC was beside Ah Chuan and didnt even try to save Gorry. I donnoe what s wrong with Gorry that everyone tries to kidnap him.


Here he is, on a typical day when he comes back, he's soooooo poooped that he just falls asleep. Poor gorry though.



Anyway my mummy is coming back, shhhhhh dont tell her i wrote all these!

Hola! Como estas? Yo estoy mui bien! Gracias!

Anyway... dilemma, dilemma. Mummy, pls dont make me thank shitty des! :''''''''''''''''((

He bought me this cutey new LV shirt from Korea! Its my new jammies and from their hushed conversation at the BBQ @ ECP on saturday, i heard its for dogs. Mummy quickly hushed everyone up and said its for sheep dogs, like me! Barky bark! Bark bark! ( I've been irritating mummy's friends recently by barking at them! Like king wong! But she always gives me an angry face whenever i barky bark her. :( )

Anyway the bbq @ ECP was reallie fun! My nai niang actually misses me leh! She was huggy hugging me and said i looked very cute. I am sooooooooooooooooooooo happY! :)

But then shitty des kept kidnapping me and put me in the trash bin and on the BBQ pit on some tapioca, everyone screamed at him to release me and mummy was quite upset with me that i kept smiling and looked like i was enjoying it. Ok ok, looks like i have no choice but to thank des for everything :((((

THANKS DESDRAGON FOR ORGANISING THE BBQ AND BUYING ME THE LV SHIRT!!

Did i mention that i have a bigger wardrobe than Rilla now? :D

ok ok, i gave the outfit from shirley-wirley to rilla cos its quite girly looking, with a ribbon. :(

ok ok i confess, i didnt have a choice, mummy took it from me and and gave it to her. i then dont want to give her wan erh.

Boy, i really really hate King Wong! She's a real witch man!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so sorry for calling my nai niang a witch, cos King Wong is a witchier witch! I mean, if Hans Christian Anderson knew King Wong, King Wong would be the one guarding her candy house and shoving Hansel and Gratel into the stove man.

And i bet that King Wong has lots and lots of apple trees in her house to feed Snow White. Why, i bet she's the one who put sleeping beauty to sleep in the first place!!

She banged my head for nothing this morning and yelled into my ears that i am supposed to stay in the bag! What a grouchy witch! Just because she didnt have her teh. Even grouchy big bad wolf didnt get teh c withdrawal as bad as King Wong Witchy. Crazy witch.

Well HEY king wong, where are your red boots? I hope a house falls on ur head!!!! *sob*

Hola!!!!!

Yo me llamos Gorrillamb!!!! Yo soy poco cordero marron! Yo hablas un poscuito espanol!!!!! Yo vivo en Lor K con mi ma ma ( Yang Ma ma ) con Lambrilla con Yuppy! Yo mucha gusta como verde erm.. vegetables! :))

Yo soy bajo y simpatico y cutie little lamb!!!! hee hee.

Heelo everybody. :(

I am feeling damn sorry for myself loh. Mummy is on a big fat diet and i am like at the receiving end of all the misery.

She spilt all the protein powder on me and now i stink and i reallie have to bathe this time. Shitty! :'"'''(

ANd BBW is laughing his ass off at me having protein powder spilt on me ! :(

Psssssssst, i'm scared! there's this new polar bear on mummy's desk that looks strangely.... ghostly. I'm reallie reallie scared of it! Why does everyone irritate me by giving mummy new pets?

Anyway mummy and me are having writers block of late... No inspiration to write :(

Mummy has been investing my education fund recently, she says its for my own good and that when i go to Harvard and Wharton Business school, i will have money to rub shoulders with all the preppy kids. But then, i dont understand. I dont have any shoulders. :(

HEllo everybody, its me! Everyone's favouritest lamb!

Today Lynce made me make friends with King Wong's ugly purple bear. Look how i am struggling to get free? :'(

Anyway King Wong is really psycho leh. She's been hantumming me every single morning and everytime she sees me. :( I mean some mornings, me and mummy are late cos i was up the whole night vacuuming Lor K, ironing mummy's clothes and washing the dishes and doing Mummy's crude macro and yet she hantums me for not being able to wake up in the morning. :(((( Crazy wongky. I hope she goes nuts. Wait, she's already nuts.

Anyway mummy's new partner in Crude is just as mad, he keeps saying i am a pig. Which part of lamb do u guys not understand?!

Lookie my new clothes! Shirley-wurly bought them for me!!!!!!!!! Cute huh! its kinda girly though and i think it was meant for a bear but who cares! they are mine now!!! These are gg to come in handy when i go to Harvard!!

Hello everybody,

Yesterday i went to watch Protege @ GV Vivo and i keep getting the scare/s of my life. :'(

BBW is in the show!!! :((((((( The first time BBW appeared, i screamed! And poked mummy and said that BBW is gg to smack my nose!!!! :"""(

Mummy told me to shaddup and watch the show. Wah lau, but its scary loh. And then BBW appeared with a gun!!!! I started bawling cos he looked murderous and he was gg to come after me, i'm sure. I KNOW he hasnt forgiven me for the time that i ambushed him on the ferry and attacked him and he couldnt attack me back cos the banglas were all staring at him.

Fishy birdie.

Anyway i am confused. BBW is now a drug lord? With many guns!!! :( I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEAD. *squeak*

MY NAI NIANG IS SHITTY! She tricked me again!! Lookit me!!!!!!!!!!! :'(

She told me that during CNY that i could go to shitty dessie's place and he will give me all the oranges i wanted. :((( Who would know that she wasnt referring to kam quats??!?!!

Happy New Year to all of you!! This is the year of the lucky sheep!!Yippppppeee!!!! Lookit how lucky we are already!! We each got an ang bao from our por por! :))

What a shitty end to my mummy's doggy year!!

First we lost our IC, which cost us 100 bucks to replace :(

Then everyone in ens keeps calling me a bear or a pig. :( I am a cute little lamb!!! :@

Anyway Happy New Year to y'all!!

Hello everybody, yesterday we went to Crystal Jade's Korean Kitchen @ Centerpoint! It was mighty yummylicious and a mighty pretty place! The interior decoration was very nice , with little crystal light ballies hanging from the ceiling... I was mesmerised as my mummy and Gu GU qian qian and shitty dessie were gluttoning away on the BBQ beef, chicken and pork, ginseng chook and the assorted appetisers.

I wish i could join in. :(

I tried to make myself noticed while they were gossiping by kicking my mummy and eventually falling out of mummy' bag. They still didnt give me anything to eat. :'(

Tho i'm quite glad that shitty des didnt send me to the kitchen to be cooked. :(