Hello everybody!!

This entry is dedicated to my new best friend, Doc-vic-tor! He's my bestest friend becos he will heal me from all the punches that King Wong hammers on me daily.

Hey Doc-vic-tor, did u noe that King Wong has a substance abuse problem???? Can u pls catch her and lock her up in rehab? She needs to go cold turkey cos she will beat me whenever she doesnt get her teh. Spoilt brat.

Anyway, Doc-vic-tor, i'm glad u're in the medical line!! And u're bound to succeed!! U know why? Cos laughter is the best medicine and King Wong is a joke. U shd take pictures of her and put them in ur clinic and ur patients will self heal and u can go and drink teh. (without King Wong of cos)

Will i get priority whenever i 'm injured??? =((

King Wong threw me in the air the other day and i fell on my face, it hurts! I think u shd lock her up. In ur storeroom. Without teh. Forever. And Ever. Amen.