Psssssssst, i'm scared! there's this new polar bear on mummy's desk that looks strangely.... ghostly. I'm reallie reallie scared of it! Why does everyone irritate me by giving mummy new pets?

Anyway mummy and me are having writers block of late... No inspiration to write :(

Mummy has been investing my education fund recently, she says its for my own good and that when i go to Harvard and Wharton Business school, i will have money to rub shoulders with all the preppy kids. But then, i dont understand. I dont have any shoulders. :(