*SOB* *WAIL* *CRY*

Mama lost 10 bucks at mahjong yesterday in spite of Weiling bao-ing mommy once and mama getting a 5 台自摸. Mama says that she needs to take my Xmas pressie of 10 bucks from Por Por and keep it in the sheep bank. But i dunnoe of any sheep bank. :(

Anyway hor, Weiling's Ma Ma who is also a sheep btw, told me my hokkien name leh, she screamed it to Weiling's Dad that I am "Ang Kong Kia" :))))

WJ calls me a meh meh 仔.

I tot my name was Yang Yang. :(

hehehe... everyone says i am overwhelmingly cute in my Santa outfit. =))

Thanks GGQQ!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello everyone!

I was attacked by dragonflies from Vietnam yesterday afternoon when i went to visit Grace at the main office! :(

Anyway ggqq says i am a hemsem santa leh... desdragon must be envious of my outfit.

Anyway por por gave me a xmas gift! 3 yellow towels and an ang bao. Wonder if there is any meaning to her gift. Anyway hope i can buy some candy with the $$ before mommy steals it.

MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-rrrry X'mas everyone!!!!

Arent i a lucky lamb? Ggqq bought this for me from thailand! There's even a little hole at the back of my pants for my tail! (when i eventually grow one!)

Anwyay grace says that i have a new fan from technology! Wonder who she is! Pls dun kidnap me while mama is out for meetings ok!

Hello everyone! Look at what i got! Ang Hui Hui gave me a X'mas card!!! ehehehhe... Check out the pink donut scotch tape from 3M that i got! =))

Yesterday, mama went for a party at creator's house and i wasnt allowed to go because there was gg to be a doggy and a baby at the house and mama was afraid that i would be ripped to shreds .

I'm very excited about tomolo though! GGQQ is gg to bring me to my cadbury wheel at downtown east and give me a present too!! I cant wait to show u guys!

Hello everyone!!!!!!

hehehe I've a couple of brain teasers for all of u!!

1. If a pig loses its voice, does it become disgruntled?

2. Why do they call it a building when its already built?

3. If you try to fail but succeed, what have you accomplished?

4. How can someone draw a blank?

Btw, desdragon is being attacked by lizards at his front door. Shh... Apparently , from what ggqq says, its cos of the office lizards that desdragon reported to their company secretary and all the lizard relatives are thronging his front door now!! Woohoo!

Wonder if he knows that lizards are related to dragons?

Hello everyone.. for reasons that i mustn mention, i am in hiding and wouldnt be showing any fotos of me for time being. Yes i know my fan base is sad but u have to realise tml issnt an auspicious day for little sheep.

Anyway seems that i have a new fan from A*Star!! Howdy!! =))) I dedicate this post to u! :)))))

Hee.

Anyway Mama had a hilarious day today and i am in hiding so she recounted her day to me, anyway, it all started after mama's hot yoga class at Pure Yoga at Raffles Place. While we were waiting for Weeby snake to appear so that we could go lunch with Weiling & Weijian, mama got approached by a chinese lady who asked her to complete a survey. Gee. First of all, Why would pple conduct surveys at Raffles Place on a SUNDAY afternoon????

2nd, this survey asked " Which celebrity do you think is a good choice for endorsements for whitening products?" Weeby snake said i shd have responded " Michael Jackson"

3rd: : After we completed the survey , which mama gave all false answers and contact numbers and names, she gave us our momento --> An old and extremely worn phamplet on their salon's products. Wah lau. At least give a new phamplet lah!!!!

Anyway mama and weebs and the rest of the old gin gang went for Peranakan food at our favourite Peranakan Inn at Katong! Yummmmilicious!

I'm just a little nonYANG at heart. ;)

Hi everyone!!

I was at Miss-U-Cafe & Bigeater @ Upper Changi Road today for my bday celebrations held in conjunction with Desdragon and Nai Niang's bday! Happy bday to all of us!!! =)

I still prefer the Labrador park salted egg crabbies though. But ah well, as long as everyone is happy. See, aint i an amicable little lamb?

Anyway Nai niang has a new child, after losing my good friend, Blue Dolph somewhere behind her shoe cabinet. Her name is Momen-Toh Sze Yang. We were suggesting Pohta-Toh, Toma-Toh, Defac-Toh. In the end, nai niang decided on Momen-Toh. Well, her first choice was New Zealand. Macham Paris Hilton, if u noe what i mean. New Zealand Toh sounds terrible. Anyway Desdragon is headed to my homeland soon and he's gg to get a black lamb for himself too... We've tentatively named him Rambu-Tan Ah Yang. Or Tan Swee Yang. We cant decide. He's gg to be the black sheep of the family and be an Ah Beng. This is fun, we feel like Angelina Jolie and the rainbow family of sheep.

Anyway Ggqq tot it was very funny to have me and Momen have a salt and pepper picnic. Momen keeps trying to steal my hat.

Anyway, I'm very sorry for cheating Desdragon of his winebook cos Mama and her friends have had a series of unfortunate incidences after the wine book saga. Mama lost her office keys, her peal ear-rings and her pedometer. But after i apologised to Desdragon on facebook and on SMS, we found all our stuff!! Amazing!! Mama's friends are having a series of weird incidences too. We , i mean, I promise never to play pranks on Desdragon again. *sniffle*

Anyway, y'all, have u guys found any jobs for me?? I still have some categories that i hope u guys will help me with:

Health care : Neck Rest

Information Technology: Mouse ergonomic wrist rest

Entertainment: Disney Mascot

Fashion: Chihuahua clothes model

Hope i can find a job soon to help Mommy. Cash is King!!!

Anyway, i am so sad abt the casualty in Mumbai =(( I wish there was World Peace and that everyone can just get along and people can be more tolerant of each other. =(((((((

Hello everyone! Its my bday today!!!!!! And Desdragon issnt talking to me anymore , what a wonderful bday present!

Anyway, in view of the financial crisis and all, i decided that i musnt be a burden to Mama and i wanna find a job to support her since i am already all grown up. (I'm 5 yrs old!)

Here's my resume! Do help me find a job or recommend me cos mama and me cant live without our SKII, u noe.

Resume of Tan Yang Yang, Gorrillamb

Name: Tan Yang Yang, Gorrillamb.
Birthday: 23rd Nov 2002
Address: LoYANG (currently), previously Lor K

Education: Raffles Montessori Pre-School
Lambguages: Lamb, English, some chinese
Hobbies: Singing, Swearing, Sleeping, SKII

Suggestions for jobs: Sheepy toilet roll holder, Neck rest cushion, 1 ear muff, character for Disney?
Expected Salary: I wun get out of bed for <10,000>

How? If u guys find anything for me, do let me know!!

Mama thinks this is very funny. She says Evolution. I donch get it. =(

HEheheheh Desdragon got totally scooby dooed by me!! hahahahahahahahaahhahaahhaahahahahahah...

Anyway yesterday Mama went with her friends to this Minds boardgames cafe at Purvis street, and played Pictionary. Let's see if anyone can guess this award winning entry from Weebs:

Clue: This describes Desdragon right now!!

Hello everyone!! I have many many things to update everyone!!! Hehhehhehe... First of all.... Its my birthday next sunday!! Happy pre-birthday to meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Yipppeeeee! <:o)

Anyway, meet my new friend, erm... Sheepy Toilet Roll holder that Weiling bought for me!! She says that she hopes he will inspire me to grow up to be useful. Wonder what she means. I'm gg to be leader of the world like o-bahhhhhhhhh-ma.

Anyway I have an exciting and touching story to tell u guys about what happened to me! One day, i went to Joo Seng Road and Mama told me that she was bringing me to see a very good friend of hers. I was feeling abit sad because i didnt win the prize frm Desdragon's contest so i was looking really reallie reallie erm.. sad. Anyway, mama decided to go to buy something and told me sit on the kerb and wait for her. Ok lor, so i waited there loh.

Then this person came along and i heard a voice saying " Why, little boy, why do you look so sad?"

Xiao gorr: Cos i didnt win a book. :'(

Person: Why, what an amazing coincidence! I recently won a book from an online contest. Hmm.. Since u're so cute, I shall give it to u, little boy!

Xiao gorr: REallie?!?!?! Yippppeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Oh, what's ur name?

Person: My name is Khimchee Wong.

Xiao Gorr: *thinking* What a blardee weird name.

Anyway! Here's me and my new book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm also organizing a contest..."Guess- K.Wong-Contest,-Desdragon!!"

Could it be...Contestant Number 1: Man who can read upside down?

Or Contestant number 2: Miss holding ticket lady

Or Contestant number 3: Man who can read at extremely close range?!

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA.............

Happy birthday Desdragon!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harlow everyone! Check out my new friend!!

Ggqq and me & mommy went to watch Quantum of Solace and eat salted egg crabs yesterday!!! =))

When i grow up, I wanna be James Bond! I already have alot of practice being an action star cos pple are always beating me and up and smashing me into walls. I'm a survivor. =)

But i'm still thinking of being President of the United States also... I'm a big fan of O-bahhhhhhh-ma. Sigh. decisions decisions decisions.

Anyway ggqq challenged me to write a blog in chinese cos i spoke to her in chinese yesterday and she told me " U know chinese mehhh."

Here goes:

死肥龙，为什么你不要给我那本书? 臭陈死肥龙。

From: 聪明凌厉青春活泼可爱善解人意的小绵羊，陈杨仰.

Hey everyone... do u noe that my bloggie is now 3 years old and 2 months??? I am only 5 yrs old this yr! I am such a child protege... I must have started writing at 1 year old! 

(Yang ma ma: Gorry hasnt been doing too well at maths at Montessori)

Hello everyone!!!

Bintan was a shitty experience!! Mommy wrote a terrible review on it on trip advisor;

http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g297718-d306860-r21218855-Bintan_Lagoon_Resort-Bintan_Riau.html

We're starting to sound as auntie as Desdragon. =(

Anyway at Bintan terminal, mommy lost her bag, which i was in!!! But i was a brave boy ok. I never cried. Mommy nearly cried though.

Mommy would have put my face on every milk carton in Indonesia!

Por por is damn meeeeeeeeeeeannnnnn. :'(

WAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY!!!!!!!

*SCREAM*

This morning, i was so sleepea cos i had waken up early to company mommy to work and  por por had made a hot milo drink so i peeped at it but i fell asleep and hit my head against the cup. And then she smacked me for hitting the cup. wah lau. 

Then i came home after a long day and she was marking composition papers for PSLE and then she asked me why my composition issnt there. I said, POR POR!! ITS THERE!!!

She said, "no its not. What name did u use?"

Me: " Gorry Tan"

She said, " No Gorry Tan, only got Orang-u-Tan, u put Gorry-U-Tan?"

Me: *trembling lower lip"

she said, " u're so gg to fail ur PSLE "

me: *WAIL*

*Sulk* I am sure no other grandmums are like this. *cry*

FINALLY! A photo of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Arent i a cutie pie! I wanna believe...

Anyway i am sooo gg to win a prize from desdragon's blog!!! Arent u proud of me!

Hello everyone!! Whaahahha! Desdragon is having a competition on his blog!!

http://www.winedragon.blogspot.com

Hmm.. i shall irritate him and have a similar competition too!!! How about you folks write in 1 thing u dont like abt my blog and 1 thing u like about my blog and i will send u a bagful of pimples for the winner!!!

Unlike Desdragon's restrictions that it must be in singapore and counting the fact that i am in fact an international celambrity, i'm opening up the competition to everyone!! This means 1G2T can join in too and potentially win the bag of pimples!!! =))))

Write in soon! Hope to hear from u!

luff, me.
(Gorry. In case u guys dunnoe.)

Hey 1G2T!!!! Especially for u, i shall try a new method...

Anyway, desdragon, Nai Niang, Kitty and GGQQ met for sunday lunch at 1 of ggqq's fav restaurants!!! Ju Shin Jung!! Anyway we had a mighty good time catching up cos Desdragon had single handedly boosted the American economy in 3 weeks of shopping!! Yippeee!

Anyway Desdragon went fishing for Hello Kitty for Kitty Ng today! It was 1 of those machine where u had to pay $1 for every attempt at catching a Hello Kitty. Actually Desdragon caught the kitty on his 2nd attempt but we were all screaming in excitement and we think the sound vibrations caused the kitty to fall off the catcher. But Desdragon caught it on his 3rd and final try! Yippee! Good for desdragon.

Desdragon bought me a Nike body bag. Shitty. :'''''''''((

Anyway Mommy's tenant spoilt her TV. :'((((((( shitty. We kinda miss Lor K now u noe. *cry* *sniffle* We had so many fun times at Lor K. Our new tenant keeps tripping the electric circuit. CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope that Mommmy earns lots and lots of $$ and we buy a new home soon. We're at Por Por's house now and Mommy thinks that Por Por is gg to charge us rent.

*yawn*

I am so sick of having no fotos on my blog. This is all Mommy's fault for changing to an iPhone and its difficult to get fotos out now =(

*sniffle* I'm not turning into a camera whore, y'all!! If thats what u're thinking.

Mommy has been hibrnating away watching X files. I've been getting nightmares u noe. :((

Anyway i saw a rainbow on the way home yesterday!!! I hope the picture i attached here comes up...

Happy birthday to Mama!!!! On thursday, Mommy and por por and gong gong and me went to ECP for seafood and gosh!! Cos of F1, the rates are higher!!! Sooooooo scary! We only ordered 1 white pepper crab, cold platter, steam prawns and Kang Kong (for me of cos) and the bill came up to 250 buckaroooos! yeeks!

Anyway mommy has been reallie busy as u can see and i've been attending Montessori classes and music lessons and other supplementary lessons and havent had time to update the blog =(

Anyway Desdragon is back from USA!! I hope he brought me lots of presents man!!!!!!

Ggqq is also gg to give me hundreds of hotel pens u noe! 

Hi everyone!!!!!

Its been a while, mommy has been busy running PIMS (Process Industry Modelling Systems), while i've been running PIMPLES for Anne and mommy's frens =))))

Desdragon is off to US for 3 weeks today!!! Yippee, noone to insult and beat me up for another 3 weeks... GGQQ is back from Taiwan too and we're gg to eat yummilicious steamboat at roxy this friday =))

Oh yah, i cant wait for the mid-autumn festival, otherwise known as the mooncake festival or the lamb-tern festival!! I hope ggqq buys me lots of mooncakes and lambterns!

Hi everyone!!!

Check out Survivor HK man!!! It all started early morning at Changi when Nai Niang tried to murder me, i dun even noe why man.. =((( All i said was that whether could i put a smelly toufu in her Gucci bag. =( And i asked her where Dolph is. And she started to strangle me :(((



Here i am on Jetstar to HK, i can feel something creepy happening. I am like happily looking into the camera while Desdragon and Kitty are looking sinisterly at me :(

I dun care man, i love GGQQ! Only she never punch me. Anyway Mommy was very sick on this trip and she was infecting everyone on the plane. Hee hee. The person next to mommy covered herself in her blanket and turned away from us. I wonder why. We were only sneezing and blowing our nose the whole time.


Here we are on Star ferry and Nai niang is gg balistic again. What did i do man, i only piaked her on the head while she was not looking, i mean for fun mah,.... Has she never heard the "Piak Pple on the head while they are sitting in front of u" game? =((( Nai niang is such a kill joy u noe.

Here i am in Nai niang's pink Gucci bag... Actually its nai niang's very expensive tissue holder... While we were dripping ice cream and Krispy Kreme stuff all over ourselves, Nai niang whipped out tissue paper from this bag! heheheheh.

Here i am on the way to Macau... The ferry was realllie rocky and i got sea sick. So Mommy stuffed me into this cup holder so that i wouldnt get sea sick.

Yippee! Check out my spiffy Beijing Olympic flag!

I got hanged by Desdragon on the train to Disney!!!!! =)) I can be mickey!

Hello everyone!! I am back from the Happiest place on earth, Disneyland!!!! =)))

Mommy, me, Desdragon, GGQQ, Kitty, Nai niang and Kiwilliam were in HK the past 5 days!! And we survived! I mean i survived!! I will tell u more abt my trip once i have rested but here are some photos first! I have Miqi laoshu!!! :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Anyway i have many hilarious things to tell u guys!!!

Hi everyone,

Its such a sad sad sad sunday. =(

Mama is in a hygiene mode and went to wash her mahjong tiles cos it caused her to lose money and then i got washed too. I am so sad. :'''''''''''''''''((((

I am sitting in the sunlight and sunning my ass while por por and gong gong keep poking me. Anyway i cant wait to go to HK in 5 days time!!!!! We're gg with Desdragon, Kitty, GGQQ, Nai niang and kiwilliam =))))))) I cant wait to put a smelly toufu in Nai niang's LV bag. I hope she doesnt kill me. =(

Mama is so tired these days, we havent gone to the gym and for yoga for aeons!!!

*wail*

Rachel gave me some new friends and they attacked me. MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Hey everyone , check out my hat that mommy bought for me in Venice! =)))

Ciao! Hello Everyone! We're in Verona!!! Here i am, on the biz class to Geneva!

Yeah, continuing from our refugee from Paris, we flew from Rotterdam to London to Geneva and took the Golden Pass route thru the swiss alps to Zurich and then went thru the Italian alps to Milan and then to Verona!!! =))

Where do we start man!!! Our Golden pass trip from Geneva to Zurich was mighty tiring but its reallie fantastic considering its "free" with our Eurail pass! If u're ever considering what to do in Switzerland and to capture all the sights and delights of Switzerland, u can consider doing this!

http://www.eurail.com/1_scenic_golden_pass

Anyway we wanted to take the Bernina route too but sigh... didnt manage to. =(

Zurich was surprisingly un-Singapore like in spike of what everyone says. I thought it was pretty!!!

Anyway we had to change like 4 trains loh, lugging our luggage. Mommy's big luggage's wheel broke off. :'(

Here's Mommy's unhealthy lunch after 7 hrs of changing trains.

Our watch broke too and our boots. :'(

Poor us.

Anyway the next day we went to Verona!!! Mama mia!!! Italy is very pretty and Verona is exactly how u can imagine Romeo & Juliet's lives are like. They're sooooo..... haiyah, u just have to see it! =))

Here's the Italian alps.. I dunnoe man, after 2 days of looking at swiss & italian alps, after a while, i think they look like Kota Kinabalu.

The Arena! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verona_Arena

Super yummilicious Carbona spagetti!!

Anyway after teaching me shakesphere, mommy decided to teach me economics too! She bought 2 pairs of boots for 89 Euros, which initially cost 389 Euros!! And 1 bag that cost 175 Euros that originally cost 220 Euros and 1 coin purse for 18 Euros which originally cost 25 Euros. Plus we get tax rebate of 40 Euros. So she saved 692 Euros. And none if she didnt buy! =)))

If u dun like our theory, u can go jump off this bridge. =)

Bonjour!!! Comment Allez Vous!!!???! =))))

We went to Paris over the weekend! Boy, was it elegant, beautiful and utterly breath taking!! Its the most beautiful city in the world!!

Hello everyone!! Here is i, holding on to my pillow in the hotel room. I am so poor thing while mommy is not around =( Anyway everyone says i look like a drowned rat here.

Today Weiling told me that she thinks i'm not Harvard material, wonder what she means man, should i be applying for Yale instead? Ah well, as long as i can take the bahhhh exams.

Hey Miffy, i took a photo of ur creator here!

I am so bored in Rotterdam. sniff sniff. There's nothing to see but lots of scheeps. (ships) But our dutch colleagues are bringing us to some nice little Dutch town later this evening and hopefully can see some things. heheh.

Mommy is in Moerdijk now and its a zoo loh. There are like many many seagulls next to the fields next to the chemical plants and they arent allowed to be touched cos they are protected by the NGOs cos they have nests there.

There's even a deer! And there's a field full of sheep grazing next to the chemical plant of Basell! hehehe. And there are swallows in the fields and geesh, i feel right at home u noe. =)))

Auntie Anne's bday was last saturday! We wish Auntie Anne a happy birthday! She taught me seagull language! She says, "Mike Mike" is Hello. And "Mike Mike Mike " is "You look like a chicken".

I am so proud of myself. I am a linguist!

We're gg to Paris this weekend!!! Yippppeee to see the Eiffel Tower!! Yippppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Hello everyone!!

I am a big boy! We missed the train to Rotterdam and i didnt cry at all! yeah! =)))))

Hee, u noe, everywhere that we go, Mommy and me keep seeing lambs. =)

Check out all of them at the chocolate factory!!

Here i am on the 1st Class Eurail, Inter City trains!! I really hate Mommy's new camera. I really look like a stuffed toy. *sulk*