Hi everyone!!

I was at Miss-U-Cafe & Bigeater @ Upper Changi Road today for my bday celebrations held in conjunction with Desdragon and Nai Niang's bday! Happy bday to all of us!!! =)

I still prefer the Labrador park salted egg crabbies though. But ah well, as long as everyone is happy. See, aint i an amicable little lamb?

Anyway Nai niang has a new child, after losing my good friend, Blue Dolph somewhere behind her shoe cabinet. Her name is Momen-Toh Sze Yang. We were suggesting Pohta-Toh, Toma-Toh, Defac-Toh. In the end, nai niang decided on Momen-Toh. Well, her first choice was New Zealand. Macham Paris Hilton, if u noe what i mean. New Zealand Toh sounds terrible. Anyway Desdragon is headed to my homeland soon and he's gg to get a black lamb for himself too... We've tentatively named him Rambu-Tan Ah Yang. Or Tan Swee Yang. We cant decide. He's gg to be the black sheep of the family and be an Ah Beng. This is fun, we feel like Angelina Jolie and the rainbow family of sheep.

Anyway Ggqq tot it was very funny to have me and Momen have a salt and pepper picnic. Momen keeps trying to steal my hat.

Anyway, I'm very sorry for cheating Desdragon of his winebook cos Mama and her friends have had a series of unfortunate incidences after the wine book saga. Mama lost her office keys, her peal ear-rings and her pedometer. But after i apologised to Desdragon on facebook and on SMS, we found all our stuff!! Amazing!! Mama's friends are having a series of weird incidences too. We , i mean, I promise never to play pranks on Desdragon again. *sniffle*

Anyway, y'all, have u guys found any jobs for me?? I still have some categories that i hope u guys will help me with:

Health care : Neck Rest

Information Technology: Mouse ergonomic wrist rest

Entertainment: Disney Mascot

Fashion: Chihuahua clothes model

Hope i can find a job soon to help Mommy. Cash is King!!!

Anyway, i am so sad abt the casualty in Mumbai =(( I wish there was World Peace and that everyone can just get along and people can be more tolerant of each other. =(((((((

Hello everyone! Its my bday today!!!!!! And Desdragon issnt talking to me anymore , what a wonderful bday present!

Anyway, in view of the financial crisis and all, i decided that i musnt be a burden to Mama and i wanna find a job to support her since i am already all grown up. (I'm 5 yrs old!)

Here's my resume! Do help me find a job or recommend me cos mama and me cant live without our SKII, u noe.

Resume of Tan Yang Yang, Gorrillamb

Name: Tan Yang Yang, Gorrillamb.
Birthday: 23rd Nov 2002
Address: LoYANG (currently), previously Lor K

Education: Raffles Montessori Pre-School
Lambguages: Lamb, English, some chinese
Hobbies: Singing, Swearing, Sleeping, SKII

Suggestions for jobs: Sheepy toilet roll holder, Neck rest cushion, 1 ear muff, character for Disney?
Expected Salary: I wun get out of bed for <10,000>

How? If u guys find anything for me, do let me know!!

Mama thinks this is very funny. She says Evolution. I donch get it. =(

HEheheheh Desdragon got totally scooby dooed by me!! hahahahahahahahaahhahaahhaahahahahahah...

Anyway yesterday Mama went with her friends to this Minds boardgames cafe at Purvis street, and played Pictionary. Let's see if anyone can guess this award winning entry from Weebs:

Clue: This describes Desdragon right now!!

Hello everyone!! I have many many things to update everyone!!! Hehhehhehe... First of all.... Its my birthday next sunday!! Happy pre-birthday to meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Yipppeeeee! <:o)

Anyway, meet my new friend, erm... Sheepy Toilet Roll holder that Weiling bought for me!! She says that she hopes he will inspire me to grow up to be useful. Wonder what she means. I'm gg to be leader of the world like o-bahhhhhhhhh-ma.

Anyway I have an exciting and touching story to tell u guys about what happened to me! One day, i went to Joo Seng Road and Mama told me that she was bringing me to see a very good friend of hers. I was feeling abit sad because i didnt win the prize frm Desdragon's contest so i was looking really reallie reallie erm.. sad. Anyway, mama decided to go to buy something and told me sit on the kerb and wait for her. Ok lor, so i waited there loh.

Then this person came along and i heard a voice saying " Why, little boy, why do you look so sad?"

Xiao gorr: Cos i didnt win a book. :'(

Person: Why, what an amazing coincidence! I recently won a book from an online contest. Hmm.. Since u're so cute, I shall give it to u, little boy!

Xiao gorr: REallie?!?!?! Yippppeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Oh, what's ur name?

Person: My name is Khimchee Wong.

Xiao Gorr: *thinking* What a blardee weird name.

Anyway! Here's me and my new book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm also organizing a contest..."Guess- K.Wong-Contest,-Desdragon!!"

Could it be...Contestant Number 1: Man who can read upside down?

Or Contestant number 2: Miss holding ticket lady

Or Contestant number 3: Man who can read at extremely close range?!

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA.............

Happy birthday Desdragon!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harlow everyone! Check out my new friend!!

Ggqq and me & mommy went to watch Quantum of Solace and eat salted egg crabs yesterday!!! =))

When i grow up, I wanna be James Bond! I already have alot of practice being an action star cos pple are always beating me and up and smashing me into walls. I'm a survivor. =)

But i'm still thinking of being President of the United States also... I'm a big fan of O-bahhhhhhh-ma. Sigh. decisions decisions decisions.

Anyway ggqq challenged me to write a blog in chinese cos i spoke to her in chinese yesterday and she told me " U know chinese mehhh."

Here goes:

死肥龙，为什么你不要给我那本书? 臭陈死肥龙。

From: 聪明凌厉青春活泼可爱善解人意的小绵羊，陈杨仰.