Hello!

Today i had a Sunday afternoon of fun with Mashi Moron and Hello Kitty while my mummy, desdragon and yaling were up to no good.

We went to Katong to eat 1 of mummy's very favourite places to eat, Taiwanese place called Peng Ge Lai Authentic Taiwanese cruisine, they had yummilicious beef broth noodles, zha jiang mian, oyster mee suah ( i swear my mummy is a death seeker) with smelly tofu and mummy's fav salt-pepper chicken. =)) All washed down with yummy jasmine bubble tea!

Then we went on a grand tour of Katong Mall cold storage, Siglap Cold Storage and Eastwood cold storage. What do u expect with desdragon ard...Not gg to NTUC is already a giant step for him.

Uno, dos, tres! Part dos of "Alternative Foster Care for Yang Yang"

BBW: YOU DESERVE IT.

Desdragon: Wah, heard u lao sai. ( Anyway i decided i didnt want to stay with desdragon anyway so i didnt ask him, i'm still hoping my nai niang will reply me. But i think she doesnt want me anywhere near Dolph)

Anyone out there want to adopt me?? =((((

Hello everybody!

I found out how popular i am while my mummy is sick! hee hee. While my mummy was busy being green, i decided to be pro-active about my life and decided to inquire about alternative foster care... Here's the various responses i got:

King Wong: Ok as long as ur mummy wills the house and car to you. And u stay in my storeroom. AND DONT COME OUT.

Gu Gu Qian Qian: Erm, ur mummy wun die. *end of discussion*

Nai Niang: *no response*

Auntie Anne: Shitty Monkey.

Shirley-Wirley: Erm, ur mummy wun die. *end of discussion*

Yang Por-Por: GO AND SEE A DOCTOR. EAT UR PORRIDGE LATER.

Yang Gong Gong: *PIANG!* (SHITTY GONG GONG SLAPPED ME ON THE HEAD!! :'( )

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Save my mummy!!!!!!! Someone save my mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's got food poisoning and been puking since last night!!! :'''''(

Shitty King Wong has been asking my mummy to will the car and house to her and that she'd adopt me if my mummy dies. I dont want to go live with King Wong erh. She says she's gg to stuff me in the store room if i live with her. :(

Guess i wun get to go to Harvard if i live with her. But i may be like Harry Potter!!! Whose uncle and aunt stuffed him beneath the staircase! And he went to magic school and turned them into slugs! Ok i made that up, but then i wish King Wong would turn into a slug.

Anyway i hope my mummy doesnt die. She doesnt look good in a green colour. I shall just be a good little lamb and try not to get into trouble. Hope she gets well soon. :'(

I want my huggy hugs!

Hello everybody, aint i cute?

Today shitty desdragon came over to Lor K to insult me. Wad a jerk. Anyway this LV shirt is starting to irk me. Everyone is saying mean things abt me. I am feeling so sad. :((((

Anyway Desdragon wanted to take Mummy's bai feng wan pills and we were all laughing that he's gg to turn from a dragon into a phoenix!!!

geez. stupid rilla. stay OUT of my blog!

Anyway hee hee lih kwong is mighty funny... Mummy told him that i was gg to go to Harvard when i grow up and he asked if i am gg to take Law and try to pass the "baaaaaaaaaah" exams. hehehehe thats funny. :)

Hello everyone!




Remember me? I'm Rilla! I've taken over Gorry's blog cos Gorry's an idiot and he's always getting himself into trouble and everyone hates him and he's almost half dead!!!


I'm the smarter sister of Gorry and have been in hiding cos i refuse to be seen in public with him anymore cos he's a moron. My mummy will be really upset with me if she reads this though. She's really biased. I dunnoe why she doesnt love me, she only loves that brown thing.



Look at what happened to him while Mummy went to the Armani room ( Gio- Gio) and when she came back, she didnt have the sense to even try to save Gorry first. She had to take a picture of him as evidence. And Gorry didnt even try to save himself. Gee.


And here he is, being taken hostage by Ah Chuan! And FCPC was beside Ah Chuan and didnt even try to save Gorry. I donnoe what s wrong with Gorry that everyone tries to kidnap him.


Here he is, on a typical day when he comes back, he's soooooo poooped that he just falls asleep. Poor gorry though.



Anyway my mummy is coming back, shhhhhh dont tell her i wrote all these!

Hola! Como estas? Yo estoy mui bien! Gracias!

Anyway... dilemma, dilemma. Mummy, pls dont make me thank shitty des! :''''''''''''''''((

He bought me this cutey new LV shirt from Korea! Its my new jammies and from their hushed conversation at the BBQ @ ECP on saturday, i heard its for dogs. Mummy quickly hushed everyone up and said its for sheep dogs, like me! Barky bark! Bark bark! ( I've been irritating mummy's friends recently by barking at them! Like king wong! But she always gives me an angry face whenever i barky bark her. :( )

Anyway the bbq @ ECP was reallie fun! My nai niang actually misses me leh! She was huggy hugging me and said i looked very cute. I am sooooooooooooooooooooo happY! :)

But then shitty des kept kidnapping me and put me in the trash bin and on the BBQ pit on some tapioca, everyone screamed at him to release me and mummy was quite upset with me that i kept smiling and looked like i was enjoying it. Ok ok, looks like i have no choice but to thank des for everything :((((

THANKS DESDRAGON FOR ORGANISING THE BBQ AND BUYING ME THE LV SHIRT!!

Did i mention that i have a bigger wardrobe than Rilla now? :D

ok ok, i gave the outfit from shirley-wirley to rilla cos its quite girly looking, with a ribbon. :(

ok ok i confess, i didnt have a choice, mummy took it from me and and gave it to her. i then dont want to give her wan erh.

Boy, i really really hate King Wong! She's a real witch man!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so sorry for calling my nai niang a witch, cos King Wong is a witchier witch! I mean, if Hans Christian Anderson knew King Wong, King Wong would be the one guarding her candy house and shoving Hansel and Gratel into the stove man.

And i bet that King Wong has lots and lots of apple trees in her house to feed Snow White. Why, i bet she's the one who put sleeping beauty to sleep in the first place!!

She banged my head for nothing this morning and yelled into my ears that i am supposed to stay in the bag! What a grouchy witch! Just because she didnt have her teh. Even grouchy big bad wolf didnt get teh c withdrawal as bad as King Wong Witchy. Crazy witch.

Well HEY king wong, where are your red boots? I hope a house falls on ur head!!!! *sob*