Hello everyone! Lookie! Mummy gave me a stuffed toy to play with when she's busy at work! I think its a bear.... I'm thinking of a name for my new pet, anyone got ideas?

What's a beary name? Maybe bear-bear. Or Ah bear.

STUPID KING WONG is upset that i keep writing about Doc-Vic-tor , fine! Here's a song FOR YOU then, KING WONG.

Since you've been gone
I feel so much better
Cause I saw how mean you could be
I used to want some explanation
Now all I want is my Patsy Cline CD

How I've waited for today
When I could finally say
You jerk You jerkYou are such a jerk
There are other words
But they just don't work

Sometimes I wish I'd mailed you that letter
That said the things I dare not say
Instead I set the thing on fire
I had to say this outloud
anywayI'm so glad I found the nerve
To say what you deserve

You jerk You jerk You are such a jerk
There are other words
But they just don't work
They try to be so cool
Insult you like a fool
Never take your call
when you're nobody at all
Until you're somebody
and then they want to be your friend

How come jerks don't know they're jerks(I don't know)
So next time someone makes you feel little
Just sing this song inside your head
And like a great big cartoon bubble
These lovely words will dance above their head
How I've waited for today
When I could finally say

You jerk You jerkYou are such a jerk
There are other words
But they just don't work

Hello everyone! Lookit me! I'm a bubble boy!

Hee hee i got stuffed into this plastic box and everyone said i looked soooo cute! I wanted to go and sit in a toy store and see if i can get a new mummy. :))

Anyway desdragon and gu gu qian qian are away in US for a long time , its gg to be boring without them :'(

Auntie Anne is in US too and she's gone for a month. At least noone will call me a shitty monkey for a month. hee hee.

Mummy and GGQQ went to take a CPR and first aid course at SCDF over the weekend!!!! And GGQQ was trying out her new CPR moves on me! STUPID BBW said that he learnt a new CPR method from Navy and it was that the alternative was to pound the unconscious person VIOLENTLY. He swears its true but i dont believe him. :'(

Mummy learnt how to bandage a broken arm! And the trivial of the day is... did u noe that ur palm represents 1% of ur body skin surface??? But i got reallie small palms. I wonder if it still holds.

DOC VICTOR!!!!! ISSIT TRUE THAT VIOLENT POUNDING CAN REPLACE CPR!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Hello everybody!!

This entry is dedicated to my new best friend, Doc-vic-tor! He's my bestest friend becos he will heal me from all the punches that King Wong hammers on me daily.

Hey Doc-vic-tor, did u noe that King Wong has a substance abuse problem???? Can u pls catch her and lock her up in rehab? She needs to go cold turkey cos she will beat me whenever she doesnt get her teh. Spoilt brat.

Anyway, Doc-vic-tor, i'm glad u're in the medical line!! And u're bound to succeed!! U know why? Cos laughter is the best medicine and King Wong is a joke. U shd take pictures of her and put them in ur clinic and ur patients will self heal and u can go and drink teh. (without King Wong of cos)

Will i get priority whenever i 'm injured??? =((

King Wong threw me in the air the other day and i fell on my face, it hurts! I think u shd lock her up. In ur storeroom. Without teh. Forever. And Ever. Amen.

Halp! Halp!!!!

My Yang por por por por is gg on a genocide!!! She wants to wipe out all the cute little fuzzy animals in yang ma ma, cousin auntie and cousin auntie Cherry's house!!!! =(((

We're scared! Smurfette and me and rilla and yuppy are gg to hide @ Lor K! Like Anne Frank! But then Anne Frank didnt make it @ the concentration camp. =(

I'm scared!

Luckily Yang Por Por promised me that she wun let her ma (Yang Por Por Por Por) throw me away. :) I love yang por por!!! She even bought me red bean soya bean last week =))

Yummy.

Anyway my Yang Ma Ma has a substance abuse problem. ='(

She just spent a bomb on SKII products AGAIN. Hello mummy, thats MY education fund. I need to go to Harvard and take the bahhhh exams remember!!! I'm glad i gave u the pimple! :(

Happy Mother's Day, MUMMY!!!! =))

Huggy hugs! Huggy hugs! I hope u like my pressie for u! its..... pimples!!! I gave my mummy pimples!! hee hee.

Hello everyone! Its me! Sheeplock Holmes!

(here's a corny joke for u, if my mummy was a CID agent, wad would she be called? hee hee, she would be called KT Holmes! geddit geddit?? Katie Holmes!! Geez, u're all humourless. Like BBW.)

Anyway! Sheeplock Holmes has stumbled upon a crime scene at King Wong's desk!! Checkit out!

A certain purple bear has been murdered! gosh!

But this is a no brainer! It MUST BE KING WONG!

Afterall, her record of punching little animals and being mean to all and sundry is reallie bad.

*Gulp* I hope i am not next. :(