Hi peeps!

Look at what King Wong did to me yesterday!! She brought me to Alice in Wonderland!!! ;)

I liked spinning round and round! But mummy was not very amused. :(

Lately the schedulers have been hiding me whenever Mummy is not around, gone to the loo or for a meeting! ITs fun! It beats sitting on the stack of Post its that creator gave mummy and staring at the 2 huge screens. :(

I love playing hide & seek!!! :0)

Why is my mummy so happy?

I dunnoe, prob cos she's gardening? No u clowns who dont get a joke, its not that she's planting my diet for the next millenium, its becos she's clearing leave-s!!!! Hahahhahahahahahah i love mummy. :)

My mummy and me have been doing absolutely nothing but meeting her shitty frens for lunch and dinner and movies and spa treatments and facials!! I am feeling like a million bucks now and as fresh as a daisy!! *tee hee*

But we have to go back to work again soon and save the world. Darn it.

Right now Mummy is singing Mr Brightside very loudly aka Cameron Diaz in The Holiday. *ouch* my ears. :'(

Hello everybody! lookie this cute dandy-lion at biopolis! (yang ma ma: Its dandelion, gorry) Ok ok, DANDEEEEEEELion!!hee.






We went there for lunch yesterday at Raj the Indian vegetarian restaurant! Issnt mummy considerate of my dietary requirements?? Its mighty yummmmmmmmylicious!

Anyway we just went to this XXX spa at chinatown and we got marinated and pounded left right center. *oooouch* Now mummy knows how i feel whenever i get beaten up! :'( And the shitty manager was really shitty! She almost threw my mummy out when we refused to buy the 2000 package!!! Well, shitty lady, we got a 4-letter word for u!! C-A-S-E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We hate u! And ur spa sucks!

(Yang Ma Ma: Chill out, little lamb!)

Hello everybody, for the last time, i am not a bear, a kiwi bird or a gorrilla ok!! I am a cute little lamb who likes SK2 facials like my mummy!!

Anyway hehehe Lillian says that next year is a mighty good year for Sheep! Apparently we dont have to do anything and $$ will drop from the skies!! Well, it had better man, after how Yang Ma Ma just got charged 2 yrs worth of property tax on Lor K and she's cursing like cousin auntie. :(
which is ALWAYS a bad sign. :(

And we had to pay 500 buckaroos for the shitty sinking fund last mth for Lor K. Shitty. Mummy says that since she cant sell me and Rilla and the others, we had better learnt to busk. Mummy is hoping that pple are gg to pay to watch me Macarena. I can do it very well though!!

Anyway snakeys, piggies, cows and tigers have got shitty luck next yr !!! Oh dear. :(
Especially male tiger-wolves who are mean to little brown sheep get triple doses of bad luck!!!!!!! Like being sent to continents full of sheep to be tortured!!! *tee hee*

Stupid King Wong has been making life miserable for me lately too. :( She insists that there are no brown sheep in this world. Luckily my fellow kiwi Geoffrey verified my existence on this earth! Yippee! King Wong doesnt believe it though. Well, serves her right! No wonder LP is making her sick!

I'm feeling sick myself. I've been practising the Macarena the past few hours. :(

Hello everybody, me and mummy are gardening!!! clearing leave-s! geddit geddit??? heheheheheehehhe

Geez. Fine. Humourless. Just like a wolf that i know.

Anyway, everyone is asking me and mummy what we are gg to do during this week of holiday!! Well, its not so much of what we are gg to do but more of what we dont have to do!! HAHAHAHHA!!! =)))

Anyway i think mummy and me are planning on eating our way thru this week. But someone told me not to eat too much or the wolf in me will burst out of my lambskin. I wonder what that means. :(

Anyway we're freeeeeeeeeeee !! Freee as a bird!!! ( I tot i was a lamb though)

Anyway, we're gg for an SK2 facial tml!! I cant wait! Everyone says i'm getting scrubbier and scrubbier but i bet after tml, my complexion is gg to be soooooooooooooooooooo erm... woolly. Yah, woolly. :) I cant wait!

Hello everybody.

I am bored. Luckily Shirley gave me a dalmation puppy to play with. I'm bored becos Mummy's vessel kenna langah by a submarine.

http://www.playfuls.com/news_10_8029-Japanese-Ship-Collides-With-US-Submarine-In-Arabian-Sea.html

Mummy's got no time to play with me or take care of me, so i'm sitting here on a stack of Post-it notes and minding my own business and looking very forlornly at Mummy hoping that she will play with me. :(

*sigh* Shitty submarine.

tee hee

*snicker*

*GUWAFF*

*HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA*

BBW is sent to Australia for 2 weeks to be surrounded by sheep!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH , to repent for being such a meano and a nasty wolf to me!! He smacked me on the nose on his last day in Bkm. What a shitty wolf. Anyway he's getting his retribution!

I mean, hey, issnt it amazing that pple who are mean to me are sent to Australia or NZ to be surrounded by billions of sheep? Coincidence? I think not! Hah!!!

Hey wait. What if BBW eats up all my sheep friends and family while he's there and smacks all of them on the nose?

*sniff*

*wail*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:((((((((

My Mummy is sick... no, literally. *cry* *sob* *huggy hugs yang ma ma*

I have to keep passing tissues to her (actually i pass them via Rilla because i dont want to get sick too), poor mummy.

:(((((((((

I hope she doesnt drop dead man, i'd have to go and live with someone else. Yang Por Por and Gong Gong are too busy gambling in Genting, Cousin Aunty hates me & thinks i am a kiwi bird, Aunty Anne is slightly psycho, i dont trust her. Shitty Des is a maniac. Maybe Gu Gu Qian Qian. But Gu Gu Qian2 never gives me huggy hugs! AH! i noe!! NAI NIANG AND DOLPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But i think i would be an unwanted child cos Nai Niang prefers fishes.

I better start thinking of Plan B man. :(

What a psycho Desdragon is. He set up a poll for me. :(

Here's MY poll for him:

Do you think that desdragon is:

1. stupid
2. moronic
3. Assinine
4. Who's desdragon?

Guess what, shitty des dragon, so far, the polls say all of the above. Shitty.

What a jerk!!

But his hate is kind of invigorating... I mean, how many pple actually take the time to dedicate a blog to ME!!!!!! Now, technically, i have my own blog and desdragon's fan club blog for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. :)))

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, as in the words of HK celebrities, all publicity is good publicity... Hey, continue to write abt me, shitty des, i will include u in my acceptance speech when we sell our blog for a gazillion buckaroos to Google or something. :)

*tee hee*

Hello everybody!!

HAH! Contrary to popular belief, i am not writing this from heaven!! I survived the massacre!!! :p

I'm alive!! I'm alive! I'm alive!!

Did u know that 7000 sheep were murdered on sunday? :((((((((((((((((((((

Anyway, mummy drowned her Nokia 6260 phone over the long weekend and bought a new spiffy Sony Ericsson W850i! Yay, its white and nice and pink! :))))

We like the walkman function of this spiffy phone!