Hi everyone,

Today Albert came down to MCR and tried to make Mr Loh box me up in the LRCCU reactor. He's mean!

I feel so sorry for myself :(

Hi peeps,

I realised i never wrote anything or told u guys about my "creator". My creator brought me back from NZ and to my mummy.

I dun understand my "creator", sometimes she's nice to me and sometimes she's not. But i think she dislikes my mummy a whole lot more than me.

Anyway she just threatened to take me away from my mummy cos of lambrilla. She says that i was meant to be an only child only, (yay! finally someone understands me!)

Anyway creator says that she was going to apologise to the world for bringing me to my mummy. I wonder why. Doesnt everyone love me? :(

Hello Everyone!

Today is picture time! As you know, a picture tells a thousand words!

This is proof that i bathed! So there! I dun like to bath very much but every once in a while when mummy starts breaking out, she will haul my ass up to the sink. Anyway she doesnt ever stop to think whether its the copious amounts of coffee she drinks, her terrible diet of junk food or simply the stress at work, Oh no, it ALWAYS MY fault. I'm the dirty little thing causing her outbreak. :'(

But thats ok, i luff luff luff my mummy. :)

This picture is taken by shitty desmond while he was off in NZ drinking himself silly. Anyway this was taken at the airport and he sent this 3 times via his company phone and we hope to report him to his bosses. Anyway i dont recognise them but everyone says the above are my siblings or friends etc etc. But seriously, i dun give a git abt them nor can i remember who the heck they are.

Lambrilla and me had a big fight. I think she's a nai niang stealer. :(((((

The above shows that good and evil can co-exist together!!!! I managed to get away only with a broken leg after taking this foto. :(

But its ok, i shall persevere!!! The big bad wolf will not truimph!!!! bah!!!

Hello everyone, i'm a sad sad lamb.

Look, i've got a sister. hardy ha ha. Whoopee. Oh Joy.

Courtesy of that shitty desmond who brought her back from NZ. Her name is Lambrilla Tan Li Yang. And everyone now is more interested in her than me.

My Nai Niang doesnt want me anymore and fine, i dun wan her either. Ptui!

Here we are, all tucked up in bed and waiting for mummy to tell us bed time stories. I think my mummy thinks she's Angelina Jolie adopting kids from all over.

Its a sad sad day.

Dear all,

The happiest thing in my life just happened. GRWACE BOT ME A HAPPY MEAL!!!!!!!!

I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy! For once, my mummy actually let me eat it. It was exactly how i imagined it to be. Delish!

I was going to run PIMs for the whole of humanity but on account of my NBF (New Best Friend) Grwace, i shall not.

*rubbing tummy* yummmmmmmmmmmmmy!

Hey hey!

I promised that i would write this next story for this fren of mine... Here goes:

Once upon a time, there was this little lamb who was loved and adored by all and sundry blah blah blah, anyway, he had this fren called Gu-Ah. (*pounds little hands on table and stamps feet on ground in laughter*)

Gu-Ah and little lamb were good friends, though Lillian Too says that sheep and cows were not supposed to be friends cos we're at opposite ends of this circle that the very first rat, cow, tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, sheep, monkey, chicken, dog and pig ran in some race. Dont ask me what they were running from and where to or whether the cow tripped the sheep and thats why they are mortal enemies.

Anyway it started from there and carried on down to the poor children of the above mentioned. Hence Gu-Ah and the little lamb battled it out on a daily basis. With the poor little lamb suffering injustice all the time. :(

Anyway here's a mantra for all my fans:

Eat a beaver
Save a tree
Eat a cow and
Save some sheep

Hello everybody.

This is a strong message against terrorism.

I was impounded, incarcerated, captured and walloped by the bbw yesterday for the immediate removal of his picture from the earlier blog entry.

My mummy and me WILL NOT BOW DOWN IN THE FACE OF TERRORISM. ( and the following is it)

Anyway in addition to being held against my own will, i was dangled upside down and made to do yoga against my own wishes. It hurts. :*(

He proceeded to bash me up with a limeade can and technically he did abuse the can cos he bashed the can with my face.

The daring sheep mummy made a brave and successful rescue attempt, securing my release. I immediately curled up in a corner in the bag and cried my eyes out. Albeit for a while. I am now making my counter strike against terrorism.

Everybody, pls mail me to give me ideas on how to handle the big bad wolf.

STOP TERRORISM!

Hello Everybody!

Its me again! Anyway who else can it be other than me??? :)

Anyway today i did something mean to Nai Niang's dolphin. I kind of u noe, stuffed him into nai niang's glass. And covered it up. Luckily it was a glass and nai niang could see him. (after some time) Anyway she was not amused. Ah well. She's got no sense of humour. (like some wolves i know.)

Anyway Grwace has promised to buy me a happy meal soon. ;)

I promise to put in some new fotos of me soon :)

Hi everyone,

Poor me.

I dunnoe why the bbw (big bad wolf) hates me. He couldnt believe that i took a bath and proceeded to kidnap me and dangle me by my toes.

I think he hates me cos i'm cute and fuzzy and brown.

Everyone loves sheep. :)

Why, big bad wolf? WHY DO YOU HATE ME!?

By the way big bad wolf just said its cos i look delicious. Fishy birdie.

U know what?! I HATE U TOO! So there!

Hello Everybody!

Its me! Superstar Gorry! I'm on page 28 of FHM!!! I'm a celebrity! I'm famous! I'm glamorous! I'm.... I'm... A SUPERSTAR!!!!!!!!!

Anyway remember Boo Boo? Its not fair, Boo boo gets to sleep all day at home on the bed but i have to come to work.

I HATE THE BIG BAD WOLF! I HATE HIM VERY VERY MUCH!!!! In my first 3 days in MCR, i have been abducted a couple of times, almost drowned, my face kiap-ed and today he cut my hair off!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM VERY VERY MUCH!

*SOB*

But i am a brave little lamb. Here's my new song:

I Will Survive Lyrics
by Gorry Gaynor

First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
with you by my side
But I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to carry on
and so you're back
from outer space

I just walked in to find you here
with that meano look upon your face
I should have changed my stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me
Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with a pair of scissors
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to mehh

I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my mehhh to give
and I'll survive
I will survive

It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to mend
the pieces of my broken head
and I spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
Now I hold my head up high
and you see me
somebody new
I'm not that chained up little lamb
still angry with you
and so you felt like dropping in
and just expect me to be weak
now I'm saving all my mehhhing
for someone who's loving me

Hi Peeps!!

We're moving office to MCR with Nai Niang and the Big Bad Wolf.

I'm quite worried though . But mummy has been making me floats and a collection of swimming trunks and the last resort is a ziplock bag. :)

I hope that the big bad wolf doesnt bite me or drown me too much. I'm a sensitive little thing.

Hello Everyone!!!

This is Boo Boo and me! He's a monkey! I'm quite jealous of him, he has a spiffy tail and a spiffy swing! :(

I want a tail. *Sulk*

My Nai Niang and Grwace have been telling me that i will grow one soon. But it doesnt look like its happening.

I want a swing. *stomp*

I've taken to attempting to swing on my mummy's bag but i kept falling off and people kept beating me up everytime i fall off.

Its me and Mashi Moron! At his dad's place playing mahjong. His dad lost big time.

This is Boo boo!!!

Konnichiwa!!!! Watashi wa geisha desu ne!!! Ii yo?? Kawaii desu ka? Yokata!!

Hello everyone, in case you guys dun recognise me, its me!! No, i didnt turn into a girl. My mummy just decided to dress me up as a geisha for the fun of it! :) And soooo befitting this blog 'cos its memoirs of a lamb.


Here i am attending a course with my mummy and Nai Niang. Dolph was supposed to be here on this course with me too but Nai Niang lied to me. :(

Anyway it was sooooo boring that i had more fun watching paint dry.

And Nai Niang and mummy made me sit on a scratchy bowl of sweets. I heard they had a yummylicious lunch of chicken chop!

These are my new friends at Desmond's house. I'm king of the world!!!

Hi Guys,

Guess what? King Wong was spotted in the Main office today after attempting to bash me up. But i huffed and i puffed and i blew her away. Here's proof;



Anyway Grwace has brought a meano cushion head that is trying to chew me up. Here i am attempting to call my nai niang for help and she totally ignored me. :(

Happy New Year to everyone!!! ITs me!!! I got new clothes!

Anyway the year of the Fire Dog is not a very happy one for me so far because my por por gave me an ang bao of choc coins and my mummy ate them all up. :~(
I hope she grows fat and gets lots of pimples.

We went to stupid Desmond's place yesterday to play mahjong and ban luck and he was wearing his stupid gross red underwear from Taiwan, which did not bring him much luck anyway. :)
They had the words " Bao yin" (Sure win) in chinese on his ass.

And he pushed me off the table just because he was losing at Ban Luck. I hope he grows pimples in the words "Bao Yin". 1 on each cheek. :)

Here i am! Cutie Pie gorry!

Check out me and my friends from GSE!!!

Yoo hoo!! I'm a little mousey today!!

Okie i am back. Dolph's mummy didnt like my post. Who cares.



Anyway here i am sitting in my mummy' s car and i have to put this foto up because she almost got into an accident while taking this foto.



And here i am with Dolph. Donnoe why i am looking unusually scruffy.