Hello Everybody!

Its me again! Anyway who else can it be other than me??? :)

Anyway today i did something mean to Nai Niang's dolphin. I kind of u noe, stuffed him into nai niang's glass. And covered it up. Luckily it was a glass and nai niang could see him. (after some time) Anyway she was not amused. Ah well. She's got no sense of humour. (like some wolves i know.)

Anyway Grwace has promised to buy me a happy meal soon. ;)

I promise to put in some new fotos of me soon :)

Hi everyone,

Poor me.

I dunnoe why the bbw (big bad wolf) hates me. He couldnt believe that i took a bath and proceeded to kidnap me and dangle me by my toes.

I think he hates me cos i'm cute and fuzzy and brown.

Everyone loves sheep. :)

Why, big bad wolf? WHY DO YOU HATE ME!?

By the way big bad wolf just said its cos i look delicious. Fishy birdie.

U know what?! I HATE U TOO! So there!

Hello Everybody!

Its me! Superstar Gorry! I'm on page 28 of FHM!!! I'm a celebrity! I'm famous! I'm glamorous! I'm.... I'm... A SUPERSTAR!!!!!!!!!

Anyway remember Boo Boo? Its not fair, Boo boo gets to sleep all day at home on the bed but i have to come to work.

I HATE THE BIG BAD WOLF! I HATE HIM VERY VERY MUCH!!!! In my first 3 days in MCR, i have been abducted a couple of times, almost drowned, my face kiap-ed and today he cut my hair off!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM VERY VERY MUCH!

*SOB*

But i am a brave little lamb. Here's my new song:

I Will Survive Lyrics
by Gorry Gaynor

First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
with you by my side
But I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to carry on
and so you're back
from outer space

I just walked in to find you here
with that meano look upon your face
I should have changed my stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me
Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with a pair of scissors
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to mehh

I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my mehhh to give
and I'll survive
I will survive

It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to mend
the pieces of my broken head
and I spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
Now I hold my head up high
and you see me
somebody new
I'm not that chained up little lamb
still angry with you
and so you felt like dropping in
and just expect me to be weak
now I'm saving all my mehhhing
for someone who's loving me

Hi Peeps!!

We're moving office to MCR with Nai Niang and the Big Bad Wolf.

I'm quite worried though . But mummy has been making me floats and a collection of swimming trunks and the last resort is a ziplock bag. :)

I hope that the big bad wolf doesnt bite me or drown me too much. I'm a sensitive little thing.

Hello Everyone!!!

This is Boo Boo and me! He's a monkey! I'm quite jealous of him, he has a spiffy tail and a spiffy swing! :(

I want a tail. *Sulk*

My Nai Niang and Grwace have been telling me that i will grow one soon. But it doesnt look like its happening.

I want a swing. *stomp*

I've taken to attempting to swing on my mummy's bag but i kept falling off and people kept beating me up everytime i fall off.

Its me and Mashi Moron! At his dad's place playing mahjong. His dad lost big time.

This is Boo boo!!!

Konnichiwa!!!! Watashi wa geisha desu ne!!! Ii yo?? Kawaii desu ka? Yokata!!

Hello everyone, in case you guys dun recognise me, its me!! No, i didnt turn into a girl. My mummy just decided to dress me up as a geisha for the fun of it! :) And soooo befitting this blog 'cos its memoirs of a lamb.


Here i am attending a course with my mummy and Nai Niang. Dolph was supposed to be here on this course with me too but Nai Niang lied to me. :(

Anyway it was sooooo boring that i had more fun watching paint dry.

And Nai Niang and mummy made me sit on a scratchy bowl of sweets. I heard they had a yummylicious lunch of chicken chop!

These are my new friends at Desmond's house. I'm king of the world!!!

Hi Guys,

Guess what? King Wong was spotted in the Main office today after attempting to bash me up. But i huffed and i puffed and i blew her away. Here's proof;



Anyway Grwace has brought a meano cushion head that is trying to chew me up. Here i am attempting to call my nai niang for help and she totally ignored me. :(

Happy New Year to everyone!!! ITs me!!! I got new clothes!

Anyway the year of the Fire Dog is not a very happy one for me so far because my por por gave me an ang bao of choc coins and my mummy ate them all up. :~(
I hope she grows fat and gets lots of pimples.

We went to stupid Desmond's place yesterday to play mahjong and ban luck and he was wearing his stupid gross red underwear from Taiwan, which did not bring him much luck anyway. :)
They had the words " Bao yin" (Sure win) in chinese on his ass.

And he pushed me off the table just because he was losing at Ban Luck. I hope he grows pimples in the words "Bao Yin". 1 on each cheek. :)

Here i am! Cutie Pie gorry!

Check out me and my friends from GSE!!!

Yoo hoo!! I'm a little mousey today!!

Okie i am back. Dolph's mummy didnt like my post. Who cares.



Anyway here i am sitting in my mummy' s car and i have to put this foto up because she almost got into an accident while taking this foto.



And here i am with Dolph. Donnoe why i am looking unusually scruffy.

This is a tribute to my friend, Dolphin.

Who's not really a dolphin but thats another story. Anyway Dolphin has gone to a far away place called MCR along with his mummy and there are plenty of other fishes there. The big bad wolf also lurkes around there so its quite a scary place.

Anyway Dolphin and me had lots and lots of fun while he was in the MO and i kind of miss him. We'd get into lots of trouble and Dolphin would ALWAYS blame me. And i end up getting blamed for all kinds of things that is not really my fault. But that's ok, Dolp's my friend. I guess that's what friends are for.

Anyway here's a typical day in the life of me and Dolp at the Main office. :)










This is me when i woke up and then i went to office and i found dolph's bad mummy left him out to be a salted fish. That is, she forgot to put him in water. So being the heroic and brave little lamb that i am, i put him in the next available liquid that i could find. Unfortunately, my mummy's coffee.

And then unfortunately he didnt make it so i decided to make sashimi for my mummy. And here i am, saving dolph from a series of traffic accidents. I am using my super lamb strength to wedge him out from the trailer. :( Poor dolph.

Anyway, pls note that no animals were harmed in the making of the "Tribute to Dolphin."

I'm sooooooo sad. My Nai Niang has gone away to a far far away place in MCR. I cant visit her because i am scared of the big bad wolf of MCR. :'(

SO many changes, everyone has gone away. And since nai niang has gone away, i need a new nai niang but Grace doesnt want to be my new nai niang. She says she can only be a pal, not a nai niang. But i want a new nai niang. *stomp feet*

Anyway Mighty Mikey came in today and while my yang ma ma was not around, he gave me a spanking. *wail*

But guess what i got a new coffee pot!!! Here it is!

Anyway, i turned off the sound on my mummy's alarm clock today and she woke up late. :(

And she wants to kill me now.

*snicker*

Hello Everybody!

Today's story is about King Wong. (The following is based on a true story)

There once lived a cruel, mean and nasty beastly beast called King Wong who enjoyed lumbering around and bashing up little lambs.

King Wong was green, hairy, smelt of pickles and enjoyed dressing up like a clown. King Wong chased our favourite lamb hero over river and over dale, over the mountains and over the lakes. King Wong just couldnt stand that our favourite lamby hero was so cute and cuddly and everyone loved him.

Finally King Wong was so exhausted from chasing our lamby friend that it sat down to rest for a while. And the lamb dropped a stone on its head and killed King Wong. Here's King Wong now:

This is a story about Cindere-Ler.

Once upon a time, there was a girl called Cindere-Ler. She was mean and got meaner by the day by beating up little lambs. She sulked and she pouted if the little lambs did not listen to her. All the boy lambs and girl lambs feared her and wished that she would disappear in a puff of smoke.

One day, there appeared a brave little boy lamb called gor... i mean Theodore. (Phew, almost made an obvious reference to our favourite all time hero lamb)

Anyway Theodore stood bravely up to Cindere-Ler when she huffed and puffed and almost blew his house down in order to beat him up. Theodore ran rings around Cindere-Ler and got her so confused that she huffed and puffed and holy guacamole! she self combusted!!!!

And all the little lambs came out to play. The end.

Of course this is a story about me, what do think it was? About Adel and her cat cracking saga in Ular?

I'm in a terrible mood. I just found out that not only am i not an only child, i 'm a middle child!!!! What the *#&$(&^#@&*!

Yang por por and Yang gong gong brought back my elder brother. (Or so he claims)

Why why why why do all these things happen to me????? WHY!?!?!??! WHY!!?!?!

*sob*

And then there's Brownie.

*stamps feets*

But i guess its ok, the 3 of us can plot to murder mummy.

Everyone forgot my birthday. :'(

Everyone is a meano. :((

Decided to celebrate my birthday by my lonesome.

I'm back!

I've been getting rave reviews about my blog! Anyway today i decided to write about... Why lambs do not have any tails.

I mean in the first place, why would i need to have a tail? I wouldnt be able to sit down properly without looking like a cat or a dog would i?

To scratch myself or to chase away flies? I have my little paddy paws to do that. Anyway i'm too clean to do stuff like that right? My mummy just bathed me in Body Shop's Ginger Bath Shower Foam. ( I noticed that yang ma ma has been bathing me in suspicious and questionable flavours of bath foams, like Aveda's Rosemary and Thyme Shampoo. And i always smell like a dish. Why does the above sound strangely morbid?)

Anyway here's proof i havent got a tail.

And if u dun like it, you can kiss it.