Mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-rry Xmas everybody!!!!!!!

I love por por!!!! Yesterday, mummy dragged me home by my ass and wanted to.. horrors,.. BATHE me!!! She hauled me to the laundry area and proceeded to strip me when por por stepped in and scolded my britney-mummy (I'll tell u why later). She said Britney-Mummy (BM) was inhuman for wanting to bathe me over xmas where i would be soaking wet and cold. Then she rescued me and even gave me a xmas pressie!! Check it out! its a penguin snow globe! its cute!!! I like my xmas pressie very much! Can u see my name on the pressie??

BM was furious but heheh por por won! :)))

Anyway BM is britney these days cos she cut her hair off, has been getting into trouble with the police, almost arrested and has been having alot of kids. I've been conspiring with Auntie Weiling to escape from this hell but mummy always manages to find out about the coup detat before we succeed. Weiling asked me to bring the house deed, credit cards, car keys and deed and SKII, she says she needs them to fight for custody.

But they were too heavy and i wanted to carry the SKII all on my face to her, then mummy found out cos i was getting too white. :(((((

BM has been gambling heavily too and losing MY pocket money. We were playing mahjong today and lost 50 bucks at first, we finally won back 40 bucks in the final round but we dunnoe whether to be happy or sad.

Sob. Mehhhhhhhh-rry xmas everyone!

I am such a happy little lamb! i received many presents from my creator over the weekend! I think creator is trying to tell me something though. Check out this cute lamb towel, doesnt it look like me??? Everyone says no but i think it looks like me.





We went to watch Warlords!!!! I was scared man!!!!!!!! They were fighting over food!! And i saw 2 goats being tied up and roasted. *wail* Why are they so mean?!?!?!?! I saw Big Bad Wolf killing many pple!!! But i see that all the time, so no need to watch film actually. Wonder when did BBW grow a beard.

Mummy went to cut her hair short also. She looks like me now. :(

WHAT A TRAUMATISING WEEKEND FOR YANG MA MA & ME AND THE LAMB FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yang ma ma got a warrant of arrest!!! OMG OMG!!!! its true its true!!! :(

I was so terrified for my mummy that i started looking for adoption homes, i mean, erm, support group for myself if Mummy went to Changi's Women Prison!! WHAT WOULD I DO!?!?!?!!? Yang Ma Ma was asking Anne if she would take me and Anne snickered. =(

Anyway the saga is because.... LTA UPLOADED THE WRONG ADDRESS FROM ICA AND NONE OF THEIR LETTERS & NOTIFCATIONS WENT TO LOR K. =(((((((

Wah apparently yang ma ma was supposed to be in court on 11 Oct but how would we be able to go to court if we didnt receive the court summon?? wah lau, its so traumatising lor. Por Por was hysterical, she told me if yang ma ma got jailed, she would take me and run away. hehe. i love por por.

Wah lau, they wanted to charge my mummy in court loh. :(((
But its not our fault!!!!! :'''''''(

We have complete and utter sympathy for Paris, Lindsay and Nicole now. =(

ANYWAY IT FINALLY GOT SETTLED ... phew. i dun have to grow up in prison. =))))

Sigh. i am so bored. Mummy is in the midst of moving office and packing her stuff. Lookit me hugging my teddy bear and hoping that she will notice me. =(

Anyway Aunt Weiling has been spreading rumours about me, she told my mum that i am gg to grow up to be a hoodlum. She said i am gg to be gg ard in gangs (flocks), be a skin head (shaved), have tatoos (branded) and take marijuana (grass).

Wah lau. She's so mean lor. I am a good boy. I am only gg to get a scholar-sheep and go to Harvard and take the bahhh exams. But dont tell my mummy that i'm at the bottom of the class at Montessori. I'm.. just... just a late developer!!!! :D