NAI NIANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *CRY* PLS BE MY NAI NIANG AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *WAIL*

*CRY*

Its the raisins that BBW gave me that made me talk like that.

Hello peeps. Today is a story about why i disown Nai niang as my nai niang. From today onwards she's known as Witchy. Ten things i hate about ex-nai niang:

1. She never brings me anymore bananananananannananananas ( Word from Yang ma ma: Gorry knows how to spell banana but he doesnt know how to stop)

2. She likes Rilla more than me. (What does she like about that dumb blonde anyway)

3. She blames her pimple problems on me.

4. She calls me names like Scrubby, ugly brown thing etc

5. She doesnt give me anymore huggy hugs.

6. She always asks BBW to han tum me

7. She told my mummy that i am going blind. ( I was only peering at mummy's work on the computer)

8. She doesnt buy anymore toys for me.

9. She is always ignoring me.

10. SHE TOOK A PHOTO OF ME WHEN I GOT ABDUCTED BY BBW AND STUFFED INTO HIS STUPID BAG. For the record, bbw told me that there was a pack of raisins in his bag. *cry* I was hunting for them and he suddenly stuffed me in. He told my mummy that i was lucky he didnt zip up the pocket. *cry* I want raisins. *sulk*

Dun ask me why the guy next to BBW is holding his nose. Its NOT me lor.

Anyway Shitty Nai Niang is now known as witchy witch.

THE LAMB FAMILY IS CURSED. :'(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

Mummy lost ALL of OUR POCKET MONEY to creator. :(

And we got a parking ticket as well, WHY ARE WE SO CURSED!?

But here's our new friend, Lamby Teow. :)

Lamby Teow and me had lots of fun, he's really cute, he kept staring at his mummy's cards and mouthing them to me and i was relaying them to mummy. But i think i cant lip read very well, which kind of explains why mummy lost so much money. Ooops. :(

Lamby is even more scrubby than me and its because his mummy throws him into a washing machine whenever she feels like it. (His mummy is Mashley by the way.) My mummy handwashes me.

Anyway Mario was found cleaning the house again, sooooo funny. Stupid Mario was using a pixue to curse us, he's shitty.

Hello! This is my best Nicole Richie/Paris Hilton impersonnation! heheheheheheeh that's hot.

Hello peeeeps!

its me. the bored little brown crippled lamb. :(

I am so bored that i think watching paint dry is more interesting than what i am doing now. Yang ma ma is too busy being bored herself to bother about poor me. :(

I think i will go take a nap.

Hello peeps,

I think all humans except my mummy and creator and Mashley are bad people. I dont understand why they like to bully little crippled lambs. :(

Yes, people, i am a crippled little brown lamb, my legs are of different size, thats why my mummy has to carry me around all the time. :(

My ears are also deformed. :'(

But thats the thing about my mummy, she loves me because i am so imperfect! She's such a fighter for the under-(sheep)-dog!

Everyone justs likes to push me around, pull my ears and bash me. :(

Shame on human kind!

Hi creator! look at me!!!!!!! I am on a high rise building of 3M post its! :))))

Hello peeps!

Check out my mummy's amazing 7 tai mahjong win! cool beans huh! :)
Big Bad wolf, Shitty Des and everyone out there who plays mj, eat ur heart out, we were playing money!!!!! (Of cos mummy lost afterwards but thats another story)

Hehehheheh Stupid Mario bao the da pai by giving her the bai ban tai after she already had 4 tai already! hehehe this is the biggest win in Mummy's mj career! :)))

First she had 3 "Ka"s and then a hua "gang" which helped to boost our income and then she managed to hu with 7 tais!! Cool huh!!! Shitty des, still want to play chicakdee anot!!!! This is scare u!

Anyway creator is really my best friend, she gave me many huggy hugs and pinched stupid mario for bullying me. Anyway Mario and Rilla have reallie bonded because 1 of them is a male maid and the other looks like a maid. Seriously lor, Rilla, u've got to get a new wardrobe lor, u look soooooooooooo like Mario's jie mei.

Because Rilla got a kao shan, she was soooooooooooo hiao yesterday man, she kept giggling whenever Mummy or Creator lost. Creator kept pinching Rilla though.

Mashley is nice to me too!!!! Huggy hugs to Mashley :)))))) She has this lamby from NZ at home and she promised to send me the fotos, i'm fine with that as long as mummy will not adopt another one. We cant wait to see lamby!

Anyway Mashley and Mario and Mummy and Me (hahaha 4 Ms) went to Chuan Jiang Hao Zi at Smith Street afterwards to eat Mala hot pot, my gosh, it was sooooo hot!!! But the food was reallie yummy and mummy reallie detoxed after that. Actually she was in agony the whole night cos she was having a tummyache cos of the mala but couldnt detoxed. This morning, she took a coffee to speed up the process!!! hehehehe, we seriously recommend this place to anyone who says they are full of shit or constipated. Good stuff man! ;p

http://www.telemoneyworld.com/chongqing.htm

Hello!! (I am still angry with my mummy.)

Anyway our pretty stone lantern has arrived and mummy almost murdered everyone at Vpost because of it. It came with a broken leg though and no way were we going to send it back to US cos it would cost us ANOTHER 150 bucks in frieght. :(

Here it is, aint it pretty! We reallie like our stone garden! :)))

Yukimi Stone Lantern!

Yukimi means to view the snow! Its supposed to gather on the top of the lantern! Cute huh. We're gg to put in tea lights in the lantern one evening when its rainy! It would be soooooo nice! Mummy says i can be the one to put the tealights in and light it. :) No, mummy, i am still not talking to u.

Mummy's completed miniature stone garden which she made for me!

MUMMY, U'VE REALLLLIE DONE IT THIS TIME.

MUMMY, REPEAT AFTER ME, U ARE NOT ANGELINA JOLIE. STOP ADOPTING NEW KIDS. WE HATE YOU!



I REFUSE TO BE A WEDNESDAY CHILD. :'(

Now Rilla wants to run away and i wanna die.


All of this started because Mummy brought home yet another lamb from Australia because of shitty dennis going to Australia and buying a cheap 2 bit lamb from the dump. Mummy introduced us to him yesterday and his name is Tan Xiao Bah. As in Bah Bah black sheep. BUT HE'S NOT EVEN BLACK! HE's white and the worst thing is, he's got a tail!!!!!!!

MUMMY, WHERE IS MY TAIL!????????!!??!!??!?!

*hysterical lamb*