Hey everyone... do u noe that my bloggie is now 3 years old and 2 months??? I am only 5 yrs old this yr! I am such a child protege... I must have started writing at 1 year old! 

(Yang ma ma: Gorry hasnt been doing too well at maths at Montessori)

Hello everyone!!!

Bintan was a shitty experience!! Mommy wrote a terrible review on it on trip advisor;

http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g297718-d306860-r21218855-Bintan_Lagoon_Resort-Bintan_Riau.html

We're starting to sound as auntie as Desdragon. =(

Anyway at Bintan terminal, mommy lost her bag, which i was in!!! But i was a brave boy ok. I never cried. Mommy nearly cried though.

Mommy would have put my face on every milk carton in Indonesia!

Por por is damn meeeeeeeeeeeannnnnn. :'(

WAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY!!!!!!!

*SCREAM*

This morning, i was so sleepea cos i had waken up early to company mommy to work and  por por had made a hot milo drink so i peeped at it but i fell asleep and hit my head against the cup. And then she smacked me for hitting the cup. wah lau. 

Then i came home after a long day and she was marking composition papers for PSLE and then she asked me why my composition issnt there. I said, POR POR!! ITS THERE!!!

She said, "no its not. What name did u use?"

Me: " Gorry Tan"

She said, " No Gorry Tan, only got Orang-u-Tan, u put Gorry-U-Tan?"

Me: *trembling lower lip"

she said, " u're so gg to fail ur PSLE "

me: *WAIL*

*Sulk* I am sure no other grandmums are like this. *cry*

FINALLY! A photo of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Arent i a cutie pie! I wanna believe...

Anyway i am sooo gg to win a prize from desdragon's blog!!! Arent u proud of me!

Hello everyone!! Whaahahha! Desdragon is having a competition on his blog!!

http://www.winedragon.blogspot.com

Hmm.. i shall irritate him and have a similar competition too!!! How about you folks write in 1 thing u dont like abt my blog and 1 thing u like about my blog and i will send u a bagful of pimples for the winner!!!

Unlike Desdragon's restrictions that it must be in singapore and counting the fact that i am in fact an international celambrity, i'm opening up the competition to everyone!! This means 1G2T can join in too and potentially win the bag of pimples!!! =))))

Write in soon! Hope to hear from u!

luff, me.
(Gorry. In case u guys dunnoe.)

Hey 1G2T!!!! Especially for u, i shall try a new method...

Anyway, desdragon, Nai Niang, Kitty and GGQQ met for sunday lunch at 1 of ggqq's fav restaurants!!! Ju Shin Jung!! Anyway we had a mighty good time catching up cos Desdragon had single handedly boosted the American economy in 3 weeks of shopping!! Yippeee!

Anyway Desdragon went fishing for Hello Kitty for Kitty Ng today! It was 1 of those machine where u had to pay $1 for every attempt at catching a Hello Kitty. Actually Desdragon caught the kitty on his 2nd attempt but we were all screaming in excitement and we think the sound vibrations caused the kitty to fall off the catcher. But Desdragon caught it on his 3rd and final try! Yippee! Good for desdragon.

Desdragon bought me a Nike body bag. Shitty. :'''''''''((

Anyway Mommy's tenant spoilt her TV. :'((((((( shitty. We kinda miss Lor K now u noe. *cry* *sniffle* We had so many fun times at Lor K. Our new tenant keeps tripping the electric circuit. CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope that Mommmy earns lots and lots of $$ and we buy a new home soon. We're at Por Por's house now and Mommy thinks that Por Por is gg to charge us rent.

*yawn*

I am so sick of having no fotos on my blog. This is all Mommy's fault for changing to an iPhone and its difficult to get fotos out now =(

*sniffle* I'm not turning into a camera whore, y'all!! If thats what u're thinking.

Mommy has been hibrnating away watching X files. I've been getting nightmares u noe. :((

Anyway i saw a rainbow on the way home yesterday!!! I hope the picture i attached here comes up...