Hola!!!!!

Yo me llamos Gorrillamb!!!! Yo soy poco cordero marron! Yo hablas un poscuito espanol!!!!! Yo vivo en Lor K con mi ma ma ( Yang Ma ma ) con Lambrilla con Yuppy! Yo mucha gusta como verde erm.. vegetables! :))

Yo soy bajo y simpatico y cutie little lamb!!!! hee hee.

Heelo everybody. :(

I am feeling damn sorry for myself loh. Mummy is on a big fat diet and i am like at the receiving end of all the misery.

She spilt all the protein powder on me and now i stink and i reallie have to bathe this time. Shitty! :'"'''(

ANd BBW is laughing his ass off at me having protein powder spilt on me ! :(

Psssssssst, i'm scared! there's this new polar bear on mummy's desk that looks strangely.... ghostly. I'm reallie reallie scared of it! Why does everyone irritate me by giving mummy new pets?

Anyway mummy and me are having writers block of late... No inspiration to write :(

Mummy has been investing my education fund recently, she says its for my own good and that when i go to Harvard and Wharton Business school, i will have money to rub shoulders with all the preppy kids. But then, i dont understand. I dont have any shoulders. :(

HEllo everybody, its me! Everyone's favouritest lamb!

Today Lynce made me make friends with King Wong's ugly purple bear. Look how i am struggling to get free? :'(

Anyway King Wong is really psycho leh. She's been hantumming me every single morning and everytime she sees me. :( I mean some mornings, me and mummy are late cos i was up the whole night vacuuming Lor K, ironing mummy's clothes and washing the dishes and doing Mummy's crude macro and yet she hantums me for not being able to wake up in the morning. :(((( Crazy wongky. I hope she goes nuts. Wait, she's already nuts.

Anyway mummy's new partner in Crude is just as mad, he keeps saying i am a pig. Which part of lamb do u guys not understand?!

Lookie my new clothes! Shirley-wurly bought them for me!!!!!!!!! Cute huh! its kinda girly though and i think it was meant for a bear but who cares! they are mine now!!! These are gg to come in handy when i go to Harvard!!