Hi everyone,

Today Albert came down to MCR and tried to make Mr Loh box me up in the LRCCU reactor. He's mean!

I feel so sorry for myself :(

Hi peeps,

I realised i never wrote anything or told u guys about my "creator". My creator brought me back from NZ and to my mummy.

I dun understand my "creator", sometimes she's nice to me and sometimes she's not. But i think she dislikes my mummy a whole lot more than me.

Anyway she just threatened to take me away from my mummy cos of lambrilla. She says that i was meant to be an only child only, (yay! finally someone understands me!)

Anyway creator says that she was going to apologise to the world for bringing me to my mummy. I wonder why. Doesnt everyone love me? :(

Hello Everyone!

Today is picture time! As you know, a picture tells a thousand words!

This is proof that i bathed! So there! I dun like to bath very much but every once in a while when mummy starts breaking out, she will haul my ass up to the sink. Anyway she doesnt ever stop to think whether its the copious amounts of coffee she drinks, her terrible diet of junk food or simply the stress at work, Oh no, it ALWAYS MY fault. I'm the dirty little thing causing her outbreak. :'(

But thats ok, i luff luff luff my mummy. :)

This picture is taken by shitty desmond while he was off in NZ drinking himself silly. Anyway this was taken at the airport and he sent this 3 times via his company phone and we hope to report him to his bosses. Anyway i dont recognise them but everyone says the above are my siblings or friends etc etc. But seriously, i dun give a git abt them nor can i remember who the heck they are.

Lambrilla and me had a big fight. I think she's a nai niang stealer. :(((((

The above shows that good and evil can co-exist together!!!! I managed to get away only with a broken leg after taking this foto. :(

But its ok, i shall persevere!!! The big bad wolf will not truimph!!!! bah!!!

Hello everyone, i'm a sad sad lamb.

Look, i've got a sister. hardy ha ha. Whoopee. Oh Joy.

Courtesy of that shitty desmond who brought her back from NZ. Her name is Lambrilla Tan Li Yang. And everyone now is more interested in her than me.

My Nai Niang doesnt want me anymore and fine, i dun wan her either. Ptui!

Here we are, all tucked up in bed and waiting for mummy to tell us bed time stories. I think my mummy thinks she's Angelina Jolie adopting kids from all over.

Its a sad sad day.

Dear all,

The happiest thing in my life just happened. GRWACE BOT ME A HAPPY MEAL!!!!!!!!

I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy! For once, my mummy actually let me eat it. It was exactly how i imagined it to be. Delish!

I was going to run PIMs for the whole of humanity but on account of my NBF (New Best Friend) Grwace, i shall not.

*rubbing tummy* yummmmmmmmmmmmmy!