Hello Everybody!

Today's story is about King Wong. (The following is based on a true story)

There once lived a cruel, mean and nasty beastly beast called King Wong who enjoyed lumbering around and bashing up little lambs.

King Wong was green, hairy, smelt of pickles and enjoyed dressing up like a clown. King Wong chased our favourite lamb hero over river and over dale, over the mountains and over the lakes. King Wong just couldnt stand that our favourite lamby hero was so cute and cuddly and everyone loved him.

Finally King Wong was so exhausted from chasing our lamby friend that it sat down to rest for a while. And the lamb dropped a stone on its head and killed King Wong. Here's King Wong now:

This is a story about Cindere-Ler.

Once upon a time, there was a girl called Cindere-Ler. She was mean and got meaner by the day by beating up little lambs. She sulked and she pouted if the little lambs did not listen to her. All the boy lambs and girl lambs feared her and wished that she would disappear in a puff of smoke.

One day, there appeared a brave little boy lamb called gor... i mean Theodore. (Phew, almost made an obvious reference to our favourite all time hero lamb)

Anyway Theodore stood bravely up to Cindere-Ler when she huffed and puffed and almost blew his house down in order to beat him up. Theodore ran rings around Cindere-Ler and got her so confused that she huffed and puffed and holy guacamole! she self combusted!!!!

And all the little lambs came out to play. The end.

Of course this is a story about me, what do think it was? About Adel and her cat cracking saga in Ular?

I'm in a terrible mood. I just found out that not only am i not an only child, i 'm a middle child!!!! What the *#&$(&^#@&*!

Yang por por and Yang gong gong brought back my elder brother. (Or so he claims)

Why why why why do all these things happen to me????? WHY!?!?!??! WHY!!?!?!

*sob*

And then there's Brownie.

*stamps feets*

But i guess its ok, the 3 of us can plot to murder mummy.

Everyone forgot my birthday. :'(

Everyone is a meano. :((

Decided to celebrate my birthday by my lonesome.

I'm back!

I've been getting rave reviews about my blog! Anyway today i decided to write about... Why lambs do not have any tails.

I mean in the first place, why would i need to have a tail? I wouldnt be able to sit down properly without looking like a cat or a dog would i?

To scratch myself or to chase away flies? I have my little paddy paws to do that. Anyway i'm too clean to do stuff like that right? My mummy just bathed me in Body Shop's Ginger Bath Shower Foam. ( I noticed that yang ma ma has been bathing me in suspicious and questionable flavours of bath foams, like Aveda's Rosemary and Thyme Shampoo. And i always smell like a dish. Why does the above sound strangely morbid?)

Anyway here's proof i havent got a tail.

And if u dun like it, you can kiss it.

Poor me. I got bashed up AGAIN this morning by some crazy woman. I mean, what's so bad about me? I'm soft, warm & cuddly. In addition, i never need to form any opinions, what's not to love? Maybe they're just jealous of how cute & cuddly i am.

I just like the child abusers in US, i need to shame them publicy so that they do not harm other sheep in future.


And here is the offender pretending to work!

Yeah!! My Nai Niang gave me brownie! Its soooooooo cute! :)

But i cant tell if Brownie is a boy or girl cos it has girly eye lashes but it has horns! Gee! Hmm... why dont I have horns?

But i am jealous of Brownie cos he has a fairer complexion than me :(

Wonder if Brownie will get as grubby as me?

I'm back, i'm back!!!

I've got new clothes too!!

Hokkaido was such an experience! The blue skies, green meadows and the hot springs! Of course cousin aunty wasnt something i was looking forward to though. She was so mean to me throughout the entire trip. :'(

The best part about Hokkaido is really the fresh air, Mt Taisetsu san! Imagine having a hot bath in the open air and snowflakes falling on you! :)

Kind of sick of Salmon and cabbage steamboat too. But yang ma ma says the Kobe beef was fantabulicious!

I'm in pain. Ooooooooooooooo. *wail* This horrible man beside me pushed me off the laptop :(

Oooooouch.

Hokkaido! I'm going Hokkaido! Me! A tiny little lamb from small town Whangarei, New Zealand! Going to Hokkaido! Did i mehhhntion that i am going to Hokkaido yet?

Anyway kind of mixed feelings though because i'd be going with my cousin-auntie who says that i am not allowed to speak and yang ma ma is not allowed to talk about me. Yang ma ma and me are only allowed to gestulate to cousin-auntie. And look at her. But not talk.

What a horrid person.

I am also only going to be cuddled once a day by cousin-auntie in Hokkaido. :( And its not going to happen if yang ma ma doesnt see it. :'(

Ooooo dreaming of blue skies, green meadows capped by snow ( i hope! ) , music boxes, hot springs, sashimi (ooops, not allowed to touch non-veg stuff though).

So anyway, recently i heard that i am the subject of description with cousin-auntie's evil friends. Ah well, hope they liked the bad karma they got though. Tee hee.

Ok, I've finally decided to try my hand at Blogging. I've never read a blog before, dont know what to write, dont know what to expect but here goes anyway. I've decided to write about my favourite topic: Me.

"An INFJ is often hard to get to know. They are selective about their friends, but such a friendship is a symbiotic bond that transcends mere words... They hunger for deep and meaningful relationships, provide spiritual intimacy for their mates, and can only be emotionally intimate and fulfilled with a chosen few from among their long-term friends, family, or obvious "soul mates." In such relationships, they strive for mutuality, don't believe in compromising their ideals, and can understand and deal with complex issues and people "

Or in short, bugger off when i'm not in the mood and i'd be your friend for life.

Amongst other things, i like Ipoh white coffee, SK2, katong laksa, fried food, savoury stuff. I dont crave for chocolates and cheesecake, i'd much rather have a cheeseburger.