Weeeeeeeeeee................ I'm headed to Japan this Friday!!!

I cant wait to see Hello Kitty and her father, mother, brother, sister, uncle, aunties, grandfather, grandmother and ALL their friends along with badbatz, My melody, and everyone pink at Sanrio Puroland!!! Mama says she's abit worried that i like Sanrio Puroland so much. But................... everyone loves an entrepreneur right? Look at how rich Kitty is!! She even has a theme park. I mean, this time, i am SO gg to be talent spotted right? Next time all regular visitors to my bloggie will get a free pass to Kawaii Gorry Kuchikuchi Koo Park! I will hire Desdragon to be the theme park mascot and he gets to dress up as ME!

Anyway we're gg to Nikko, Nagoya, Kyoto, Hiroshima, Tokyo and Yokohama!! I cant wait!! We'd take lots of pictures and post it!!

Hi everyone! I am trying yet another nose for fun!!!!! Do u think this colour makes my butt look big??

Hello everyone!

Check it out!Look at my new nose!! I lost my nose, everyone says i got no nose and i tried to scrub my face with a toothbrush but i still couldnt find it. So mama decided that i would get a new nose and here it is!

HAhahaah!

Hello everyone!!

Its been a reallie long time since i updated this bloggie!! Mama and me have been busy moving house, learning Thai and baby BIL amongst other things!!!

We have moved to the city to be city sheep!!! Everyone says there's lots of gorries in the street near us and i wonder why they say that. =((

Anyway Desdragon and ggqq have been away for a very long time cos they have been travelling ard and stuff. Desdragon bought/brought Snowy back for mama. Everyone says she is Nai Niang's baby becos she has dimples. Will upload a photo soon for u all... U noe, nowadays i am oblivious to Desdragon buying baby lambs for mommy to dilute mommy's love for me. I'm irreplaceable u noe.. Ggqq says that i am naa-rak maak maak ok!

Sabaidee kha!!! Phom bpen naa-rak maak maak gup keang maak maak! Khun rak phom mai dai kap??

Here is Snowy LIm Shi Yang!!

Hello everyone!!! Sabaaidee krap??

Mama and me are learning thai with GGQQ!!!! Hee... Phom keng maak maak, khowjai mai? 

Heheheh... 

I havent been writing lately cos mama and me have been so tired pretending to run the lamb program. =(

Anyway its been doom and gloom throughout the world and I still havent found a job to support my mommy yet. I can do my part to reduce cost for Mommy tho by not bathing and changing clothes. It helps to save the environment too u noe!

Anyway Anne's house is almost ready and i 've gone there twice! I cant wait to show u my corner... :)

Hello everyone!

新年快乐！万事如意！天天漂亮！！ The last one is for mommy & me actually! Anyway Year of the ox is a bad year for me and mommy u noe, cos we fan tai sui or something like that. I need a big bat to protect myself. =(((

Lookit me, we went to Cate's house @ The Metz and i met a lion there and she kept insisting on bringing out lions to meet me. She says her zodiac sign is lion and therefore she has lots of lions. Whoooppeee for me.

Anyway mama has been real busy lately u noe, the Lamb Program that she is doing, otherwise known as Baby BIL has lots of issues and poor mama's computer has been used to screen up Baby BIL's results for the past 2 weeks. I cant send email to GGQQ, DEsdragon and Anne!!! I am so scared that they will forget me.

=(((((((((((((((((((((((((((

Anyway we met cousin auntie at por por por por's house today and she's scaring me again with all her swearing. =(

Hello everyone... *sniffle* guess who is this. =((((

I was in an accident on Thursday. I was gg to give Shirley Wirley a kiss on the cheek and she smashed my face. She claims it was self defence and her reflexes from learning kick boxing. Why!?!?!? Why would anyone smash my face??? My future as a potential model is going to be ruined u noe. =(((

Why would u smash my face!!!! *sniffle*

Anyway i am feeling better now in case anyone is worried about me and i hope to be taking more fotos when my face recovers. I accept all well wishes and hampers.

Anyway desdragon is awfully bored at home. Hope he is reading the winebook i gave him. *tee hee hee*

Hello everyone...

Mama is addicted to the Wii crazy rabbit game, Rayman!!!! Its blardee hilarious!!!! :)))))

Hope that Desdragon will buy us a Nintendo Wii!! :))

hee....

*SOB* *WAIL* *CRY*

Mama lost 10 bucks at mahjong yesterday in spite of Weiling bao-ing mommy once and mama getting a 5 台自摸. Mama says that she needs to take my Xmas pressie of 10 bucks from Por Por and keep it in the sheep bank. But i dunnoe of any sheep bank. :(

Anyway hor, Weiling's Ma Ma who is also a sheep btw, told me my hokkien name leh, she screamed it to Weiling's Dad that I am "Ang Kong Kia" :))))

WJ calls me a meh meh 仔.

I tot my name was Yang Yang. :(

hehehe... everyone says i am overwhelmingly cute in my Santa outfit. =))

Thanks GGQQ!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello everyone!

I was attacked by dragonflies from Vietnam yesterday afternoon when i went to visit Grace at the main office! :(

Anyway ggqq says i am a hemsem santa leh... desdragon must be envious of my outfit.

Anyway por por gave me a xmas gift! 3 yellow towels and an ang bao. Wonder if there is any meaning to her gift. Anyway hope i can buy some candy with the $$ before mommy steals it.

MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-rrrry X'mas everyone!!!!

Arent i a lucky lamb? Ggqq bought this for me from thailand! There's even a little hole at the back of my pants for my tail! (when i eventually grow one!)

Anwyay grace says that i have a new fan from technology! Wonder who she is! Pls dun kidnap me while mama is out for meetings ok!

Hello everyone! Look at what i got! Ang Hui Hui gave me a X'mas card!!! ehehehhe... Check out the pink donut scotch tape from 3M that i got! =))

Yesterday, mama went for a party at creator's house and i wasnt allowed to go because there was gg to be a doggy and a baby at the house and mama was afraid that i would be ripped to shreds .

I'm very excited about tomolo though! GGQQ is gg to bring me to my cadbury wheel at downtown east and give me a present too!! I cant wait to show u guys!

Hello everyone!!!!!!

hehehe I've a couple of brain teasers for all of u!!

1. If a pig loses its voice, does it become disgruntled?

2. Why do they call it a building when its already built?

3. If you try to fail but succeed, what have you accomplished?

4. How can someone draw a blank?

Btw, desdragon is being attacked by lizards at his front door. Shh... Apparently , from what ggqq says, its cos of the office lizards that desdragon reported to their company secretary and all the lizard relatives are thronging his front door now!! Woohoo!

Wonder if he knows that lizards are related to dragons?

Hello everyone.. for reasons that i mustn mention, i am in hiding and wouldnt be showing any fotos of me for time being. Yes i know my fan base is sad but u have to realise tml issnt an auspicious day for little sheep.

Anyway seems that i have a new fan from A*Star!! Howdy!! =))) I dedicate this post to u! :)))))

Hee.

Anyway Mama had a hilarious day today and i am in hiding so she recounted her day to me, anyway, it all started after mama's hot yoga class at Pure Yoga at Raffles Place. While we were waiting for Weeby snake to appear so that we could go lunch with Weiling & Weijian, mama got approached by a chinese lady who asked her to complete a survey. Gee. First of all, Why would pple conduct surveys at Raffles Place on a SUNDAY afternoon????

2nd, this survey asked " Which celebrity do you think is a good choice for endorsements for whitening products?" Weeby snake said i shd have responded " Michael Jackson"

3rd: : After we completed the survey , which mama gave all false answers and contact numbers and names, she gave us our momento --> An old and extremely worn phamplet on their salon's products. Wah lau. At least give a new phamplet lah!!!!

Anyway mama and weebs and the rest of the old gin gang went for Peranakan food at our favourite Peranakan Inn at Katong! Yummmmilicious!

I'm just a little nonYANG at heart. ;)

Hi everyone!!

I was at Miss-U-Cafe & Bigeater @ Upper Changi Road today for my bday celebrations held in conjunction with Desdragon and Nai Niang's bday! Happy bday to all of us!!! =)

I still prefer the Labrador park salted egg crabbies though. But ah well, as long as everyone is happy. See, aint i an amicable little lamb?

Anyway Nai niang has a new child, after losing my good friend, Blue Dolph somewhere behind her shoe cabinet. Her name is Momen-Toh Sze Yang. We were suggesting Pohta-Toh, Toma-Toh, Defac-Toh. In the end, nai niang decided on Momen-Toh. Well, her first choice was New Zealand. Macham Paris Hilton, if u noe what i mean. New Zealand Toh sounds terrible. Anyway Desdragon is headed to my homeland soon and he's gg to get a black lamb for himself too... We've tentatively named him Rambu-Tan Ah Yang. Or Tan Swee Yang. We cant decide. He's gg to be the black sheep of the family and be an Ah Beng. This is fun, we feel like Angelina Jolie and the rainbow family of sheep.

Anyway Ggqq tot it was very funny to have me and Momen have a salt and pepper picnic. Momen keeps trying to steal my hat.

Anyway, I'm very sorry for cheating Desdragon of his winebook cos Mama and her friends have had a series of unfortunate incidences after the wine book saga. Mama lost her office keys, her peal ear-rings and her pedometer. But after i apologised to Desdragon on facebook and on SMS, we found all our stuff!! Amazing!! Mama's friends are having a series of weird incidences too. We , i mean, I promise never to play pranks on Desdragon again. *sniffle*

Anyway, y'all, have u guys found any jobs for me?? I still have some categories that i hope u guys will help me with:

Health care : Neck Rest

Information Technology: Mouse ergonomic wrist rest

Entertainment: Disney Mascot

Fashion: Chihuahua clothes model

Hope i can find a job soon to help Mommy. Cash is King!!!

Anyway, i am so sad abt the casualty in Mumbai =(( I wish there was World Peace and that everyone can just get along and people can be more tolerant of each other. =(((((((

Hello everyone! Its my bday today!!!!!! And Desdragon issnt talking to me anymore , what a wonderful bday present!

Anyway, in view of the financial crisis and all, i decided that i musnt be a burden to Mama and i wanna find a job to support her since i am already all grown up. (I'm 5 yrs old!)

Here's my resume! Do help me find a job or recommend me cos mama and me cant live without our SKII, u noe.

Resume of Tan Yang Yang, Gorrillamb

Name: Tan Yang Yang, Gorrillamb.
Birthday: 23rd Nov 2002
Address: LoYANG (currently), previously Lor K

Education: Raffles Montessori Pre-School
Lambguages: Lamb, English, some chinese
Hobbies: Singing, Swearing, Sleeping, SKII

Suggestions for jobs: Sheepy toilet roll holder, Neck rest cushion, 1 ear muff, character for Disney?
Expected Salary: I wun get out of bed for <10,000>

How? If u guys find anything for me, do let me know!!

Mama thinks this is very funny. She says Evolution. I donch get it. =(

HEheheheh Desdragon got totally scooby dooed by me!! hahahahahahahahaahhahaahhaahahahahahah...

Anyway yesterday Mama went with her friends to this Minds boardgames cafe at Purvis street, and played Pictionary. Let's see if anyone can guess this award winning entry from Weebs:

Clue: This describes Desdragon right now!!