GGQQ HAS A BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://seize-de-day.blogspot.com/

U must all support GGQQ's blog! =))

Of cos u must all still support my blog hoh, anyway stupid desdragon and me have commented on it already and he's already using it to insult me. Wah lau eh!

Anyway support the lambs' blog! ( GGQQ is a sheep oso )

P.S: GGQQ is the best, she said i am a handsome boy. :)

Hi everyone!

Lookie me!! I can stand on my own 2 feet! hehehehe.. And Da Yang is running away from me =(

Anyway Yang Ma Ma & me had a traumatic weekend of being cheated in KL. :''''(

Day 1: Friday

Here we are, waiting for the grassland bus to KL! Yang Ma Ma purposely chose grassland cos she knew that i like grass! heh heh. heh heh. heh. Anyway the grassland bus was orange!!!! And not green like i thought.

Anyway we didnt expect to reach KL so late, so we took a taxi! And we paid a coupon at the ticketing office and the conman taxi driver insisted that he didnt accept coupons. So poor yang ma ma had to forfeit 28 Rm.

Then turns out Yang ma ma's friend didnt book the 2nd night at the hotel for her and the poor lamb family had no room!!!! :'((

We were hunting ard like mad chickens and luckily for ggqq, we managed to get a hotel at Le Meridien! ( I've got no more pocket money liao though)

Day 2: Shitty taxi driver insisted we had to pay 40 Rm even though the meter was reading 30 Rm. :(

And then later in the day, another shitty driver brought Yang Ma Ma and me to The Millenium hotel and when we insisted that its Le Meridien, he demanded another 10 Rm more. Shitty driver! I hope u have pimple outbreak!!

Here i am relaxing at the Le Meridien after a traumatic day

Lambrilla? She's at home doing housework of course. What u expect?

Hi guys!

We went to the very atas Kaisan Japanese Restaurant at Raffles Hotel yesterday! Boy it was a king's ransom! We had the special Kaisan Menu, which was like never ending set of sashimi, sushi, grilled stuff etc etc!!!

The place was so pretty too!! Anyone want to treat my mummy and me at this place? =)

:'(

Lookit wad Desdragon did to my photo!!! =(

Macham wild hogs, he wrote Wild Sheep.

Actually its quite funny! heheheh, see desdragon, i have a sense of humour!!! :D

Anyway there is a movie abt sheep leh... called Black Sheep. Its not funny loh, i then am not gg to watch it. Desdragon says he wanted to treat me, yang ma ma and ggqq to watch it. *dilemma* *dilemma* wad a nice desdragon! Maybe he's changing for the better!!!!

But its freaky and i aint gg to watch it cos sheep are cute and cuddly and not mutants!!
But some pple who are jealous of me say that i am a monkey and sheep hybrid. (@*#(@*(#*@(*(@ As if humans arent evolved from monkeys!!

HAH! La la la la!!

So that means desdragon is a homo sapien + dragon + monkey!! Who's the freak now!! :D

Hello everyone! hehehe



hehehehhe. I left a letter on my nai niang's car yesterday and she didnt see it. =(



Next time i shall stick stamps all over her car =(

Yang gong gong: *ouch* I am having arthritis, fingers cramped. Cannot smack the dog today.

Yang por por: That's not a dog. He's a monkey

Yang ma ma: HE'S A LAMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yang Yang: Who u all talking abt?

Hee. Lookit me! I am spying on Li Yee and Shirley-Wirley and dropping eaves!!!!

But Li Yee looked at me strangely and twisted my ear as a punishment for dropping eaves. =(

Anyway desdragon and GGQQ are baaaaaaaaaaaaaack! yippeee!!

I wonder if ggqq bought me a dragon from taiwan so that i can stomp all over him. =)

Mummy brought me to watch Harry Potter & the order of the pheonix on thursday!!! Oh boy! i wanna be a magician when i grow up and turn desdragon into a toadstool! or a toad! or a stool! =)))))))))))

Here i am, being useful and holding the shuttlecocks for Francis, mummy, ah chuan, moon hing during the work hard play hard!! hee. Ah chuan was wearing bowling shoes to play badminton. Hee hee hoo hoo. he couldnt stop sliding! HQHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA

where's everyone?

Gu gu qian qian, where r u?

Desdragon, u alive?

Auntie Anne, where r u???

*sob*

Yesterday someone kidnapped me!!

Actually it was pretty fun leh, someone put me on Ah Chuan's desk and my mummy was running ard looking for me. Hee. She almost missed the ferry cos the guys were going to UE2!

I was waving to her but she didnt see me! She looked like she was gg to cry leh! But i was safe and sound loh, i was waving and waving to my mummy!

In the end, Francis, Shirley-wirley, Poh Tee, Jill and Li Yee had to help to look for me! Otherwise my mummy would have missed the ferry =(

Boy, was she upset. :(

But it was fun!

*sob*

I cant believe it :'(

Pple are bring me toys!!!! :D

I love y'all! Y'all soooooooooooo nice to me!! Lookit what Ronnie brought me!

*zoooooooooooooooooom!!*

*zoooooooooooooooooom!!*

*zoooooooooooooooooom!!**zoooooooooooooooooom!!*

HELLO!

My mummy won 2nd runner up @ the MF cup yesterday!! Arent u mighty proud of my yang ma ma? =)))))))

(In spite of blisters on her feet cos of new shoes and blisters on her thumb!)

Mummy also got a samsonite laptop bag, a samsonite lock and a samsonite toiletries bag, thanks to BBW who exchanged it for my mummy's Callaway boston bag! Everyone says that BBW cheated my yang ma ma but we reallie liked the toiletries bag :))))

Hello everyone!





Mummy's peranakan instincts are really rearing its ugly head here!! We spent the whole weekend playing mahjong, or rather, mummy did.



First with the Angs on friday evening where she won 22 bucks and on sat with desturtle and desireeturtle where she won 12 bucks. hee hee.


Ching ching! YATZEE!

I hope i grow up to be as smart like my mummy =))

I need a new home.

I dont love my mummy anymore.

She's reallie got some problem thinking she is Angelina Jolie and all. =(

When kewy came along, GGQQ gave me some advice:

" You cry lah, you cry finish, he will still be around. "

and

"Gorry, dont have to be sad! When ma ma brings home a sweet, last time u get 1 piece, now u get 1 piece also wad, just that its a smaller piece, but its still 1 piece! Why u cry!"

NOW LOOK AT WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!! Jill gave my mummy another abandoned sheep! WHAT THE @#*(@#*@&@*#*@#&*@!! AT THIS RATE, THE STUPID FRICKIN PIECE OF SWEET IS GG TO BE THE SIZE OF A DUST PARTICLE FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*WAIL*

*SOB*

Mummy, when the govt said they were gg to start giving support for single mothers and all, they dont mean YOU.

Yeah the number 21 means he's sibling number 21. Its a sad and dark dark day.

Yo Yo Yo!

Check out my new brother from US!

Desdragon has unleased another horror on me. A new BROTHER. or sister. I dunnoe lah, anyway i am upset becos he has a PERM! AND A TAIL. AND WHITE.

EVERYONE is comparing me with him. His name is Kewy (Like Q-mo)

Btw, he makes funny squeaky noises, and he has a tag on him that reads: Dog Lamb Chew

I'm thinking of introducing him to Hui Hui. I think Hui Hui has alot of angst and is teething =)

ANyway we had such a fun time on sat!! :)))))))

Desdragon, Desireedragon and GGQQ brought yang ma ma n me to eat steamboat and we went to karaoke! :)))))

Hello everyone!

I think i am a ce-lamb-rity! (celebrity) !! Everyone says they like my blog! Tee hee! =))))))

Anyway GGQQ and Desdragon are back!!!!!!!!!

Yipppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Lamb family cant wait to see them this weekend! And my pressies! =)

Yesterday, King Wong stabbed me with a pen while i was sitting on my stack of post-its. =(
Dunnoe wads her problem. I think she should just chill man.

Anyway my friend Hui Hui really hates me now. http://www.doggyhuihui.blogspot.com/
I dunnoe wads her problem. I mean issit MY fault that she's an ah pwee? She's like turning anorexic and telling her big sis that its MY fault cos i called her an ah pwee and she stopped eating. *sulk*
Yah i am sorry man. I'm sorry that u're a glutton!!!!! NYEAH NYEAH NYEAH NYEAH NYEAH!!! :'(

Oh yah! Its gg to be Big Bad Wolf's bday soon!!!!!!!!!!! Remember y'all! Remember to go up to him and yell "KIAK KIAK!" !! Hee hee. Mummy is looking at me and shaking her head. She says i am sooooooooooo gg to get it from BBW. Wonder what i am gg to get. I hope its a slice of his bday cake. But the last year, when i looked at his bday cake, he threw me under the table. =((

This is freaky and creepy.

I dreamt of GGQQ and desdragon last night. =(

I dreamt that we were all at some 70s beach disco locker room. And ggqq was learning kung fu and desdragon was on the dance floor.

HOW FREAKY IS THAT!?!?!?!?

:'''''(



GGQQ, desdragon, when u guys coming back??!?!? I cant wait to go to crystal jade korean again!!!! This photo was from the last time we went!

That's ggqq's hand! he he. I was helping to flip the menu :)

Dear People,

The following is an ode to King Wong:

Roses are red, violets are blue
I'll rather be dead than talk to you.

The next one is for BBW:

Big Bad Wolf, Big Bad Wolf
Gee, you're such a goof
This doesnt rhyme but i hate you.

Anyway GGQQ and desdragon, did u buy me lots of presents??? I love presents!

Hello everyone!

everyone says i am reallie looking scrubby more and more these days. nyeah. but bahhhhhhhhhh-ths are unhygienic! u have to sit around in ur own filth =(

I just dun understand why people take bahhhhhhhhhh-ths . Anyway if u guys are so smart, then answer this then! If bahhhhhhhhhh-ths are so clean, why do u have to wash ur towels????

I miss my GGQQ!!! (Gu gu qian qian) who is in US with desdragon. I heard desdragon is broke from all the shopping =))

Hello everyone! Lookie! Mummy gave me a stuffed toy to play with when she's busy at work! I think its a bear.... I'm thinking of a name for my new pet, anyone got ideas?

What's a beary name? Maybe bear-bear. Or Ah bear.

STUPID KING WONG is upset that i keep writing about Doc-Vic-tor , fine! Here's a song FOR YOU then, KING WONG.

Since you've been gone
I feel so much better
Cause I saw how mean you could be
I used to want some explanation
Now all I want is my Patsy Cline CD

How I've waited for today
When I could finally say
You jerk You jerkYou are such a jerk
There are other words
But they just don't work

Sometimes I wish I'd mailed you that letter
That said the things I dare not say
Instead I set the thing on fire
I had to say this outloud
anywayI'm so glad I found the nerve
To say what you deserve

You jerk You jerk You are such a jerk
There are other words
But they just don't work
They try to be so cool
Insult you like a fool
Never take your call
when you're nobody at all
Until you're somebody
and then they want to be your friend

How come jerks don't know they're jerks(I don't know)
So next time someone makes you feel little
Just sing this song inside your head
And like a great big cartoon bubble
These lovely words will dance above their head
How I've waited for today
When I could finally say

You jerk You jerkYou are such a jerk
There are other words
But they just don't work

Hello everyone! Lookit me! I'm a bubble boy!

Hee hee i got stuffed into this plastic box and everyone said i looked soooo cute! I wanted to go and sit in a toy store and see if i can get a new mummy. :))

Anyway desdragon and gu gu qian qian are away in US for a long time , its gg to be boring without them :'(

Auntie Anne is in US too and she's gone for a month. At least noone will call me a shitty monkey for a month. hee hee.

Mummy and GGQQ went to take a CPR and first aid course at SCDF over the weekend!!!! And GGQQ was trying out her new CPR moves on me! STUPID BBW said that he learnt a new CPR method from Navy and it was that the alternative was to pound the unconscious person VIOLENTLY. He swears its true but i dont believe him. :'(

Mummy learnt how to bandage a broken arm! And the trivial of the day is... did u noe that ur palm represents 1% of ur body skin surface??? But i got reallie small palms. I wonder if it still holds.

DOC VICTOR!!!!! ISSIT TRUE THAT VIOLENT POUNDING CAN REPLACE CPR!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!