Hello everybody,

Yesterday i went to watch Protege @ GV Vivo and i keep getting the scare/s of my life. :'(

BBW is in the show!!! :((((((( The first time BBW appeared, i screamed! And poked mummy and said that BBW is gg to smack my nose!!!! :"""(

Mummy told me to shaddup and watch the show. Wah lau, but its scary loh. And then BBW appeared with a gun!!!! I started bawling cos he looked murderous and he was gg to come after me, i'm sure. I KNOW he hasnt forgiven me for the time that i ambushed him on the ferry and attacked him and he couldnt attack me back cos the banglas were all staring at him.

Fishy birdie.

Anyway i am confused. BBW is now a drug lord? With many guns!!! :( I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEAD. *squeak*

MY NAI NIANG IS SHITTY! She tricked me again!! Lookit me!!!!!!!!!!! :'(

She told me that during CNY that i could go to shitty dessie's place and he will give me all the oranges i wanted. :((( Who would know that she wasnt referring to kam quats??!?!!

Happy New Year to all of you!! This is the year of the lucky sheep!!Yippppppeee!!!! Lookit how lucky we are already!! We each got an ang bao from our por por! :))

What a shitty end to my mummy's doggy year!!

First we lost our IC, which cost us 100 bucks to replace :(

Then everyone in ens keeps calling me a bear or a pig. :( I am a cute little lamb!!! :@

Anyway Happy New Year to y'all!!

Hello everybody, yesterday we went to Crystal Jade's Korean Kitchen @ Centerpoint! It was mighty yummylicious and a mighty pretty place! The interior decoration was very nice , with little crystal light ballies hanging from the ceiling... I was mesmerised as my mummy and Gu GU qian qian and shitty dessie were gluttoning away on the BBQ beef, chicken and pork, ginseng chook and the assorted appetisers.

I wish i could join in. :(

I tried to make myself noticed while they were gossiping by kicking my mummy and eventually falling out of mummy' bag. They still didnt give me anything to eat. :'(

Tho i'm quite glad that shitty des didnt send me to the kitchen to be cooked. :(

Hi peeps!

Look at what King Wong did to me yesterday!! She brought me to Alice in Wonderland!!! ;)

I liked spinning round and round! But mummy was not very amused. :(

Lately the schedulers have been hiding me whenever Mummy is not around, gone to the loo or for a meeting! ITs fun! It beats sitting on the stack of Post its that creator gave mummy and staring at the 2 huge screens. :(

I love playing hide & seek!!! :0)

Why is my mummy so happy?

I dunnoe, prob cos she's gardening? No u clowns who dont get a joke, its not that she's planting my diet for the next millenium, its becos she's clearing leave-s!!!! Hahahhahahahahahah i love mummy. :)

My mummy and me have been doing absolutely nothing but meeting her shitty frens for lunch and dinner and movies and spa treatments and facials!! I am feeling like a million bucks now and as fresh as a daisy!! *tee hee*

But we have to go back to work again soon and save the world. Darn it.

Right now Mummy is singing Mr Brightside very loudly aka Cameron Diaz in The Holiday. *ouch* my ears. :'(

Hello everybody! lookie this cute dandy-lion at biopolis! (yang ma ma: Its dandelion, gorry) Ok ok, DANDEEEEEEELion!!hee.






We went there for lunch yesterday at Raj the Indian vegetarian restaurant! Issnt mummy considerate of my dietary requirements?? Its mighty yummmmmmmmylicious!

Anyway we just went to this XXX spa at chinatown and we got marinated and pounded left right center. *oooouch* Now mummy knows how i feel whenever i get beaten up! :'( And the shitty manager was really shitty! She almost threw my mummy out when we refused to buy the 2000 package!!! Well, shitty lady, we got a 4-letter word for u!! C-A-S-E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We hate u! And ur spa sucks!

(Yang Ma Ma: Chill out, little lamb!)

Hello everybody, for the last time, i am not a bear, a kiwi bird or a gorrilla ok!! I am a cute little lamb who likes SK2 facials like my mummy!!

Anyway hehehe Lillian says that next year is a mighty good year for Sheep! Apparently we dont have to do anything and $$ will drop from the skies!! Well, it had better man, after how Yang Ma Ma just got charged 2 yrs worth of property tax on Lor K and she's cursing like cousin auntie. :(
which is ALWAYS a bad sign. :(

And we had to pay 500 buckaroos for the shitty sinking fund last mth for Lor K. Shitty. Mummy says that since she cant sell me and Rilla and the others, we had better learnt to busk. Mummy is hoping that pple are gg to pay to watch me Macarena. I can do it very well though!!

Anyway snakeys, piggies, cows and tigers have got shitty luck next yr !!! Oh dear. :(
Especially male tiger-wolves who are mean to little brown sheep get triple doses of bad luck!!!!!!! Like being sent to continents full of sheep to be tortured!!! *tee hee*

Stupid King Wong has been making life miserable for me lately too. :( She insists that there are no brown sheep in this world. Luckily my fellow kiwi Geoffrey verified my existence on this earth! Yippee! King Wong doesnt believe it though. Well, serves her right! No wonder LP is making her sick!

I'm feeling sick myself. I've been practising the Macarena the past few hours. :(

Hello everybody, me and mummy are gardening!!! clearing leave-s! geddit geddit??? heheheheheehehhe

Geez. Fine. Humourless. Just like a wolf that i know.

Anyway, everyone is asking me and mummy what we are gg to do during this week of holiday!! Well, its not so much of what we are gg to do but more of what we dont have to do!! HAHAHAHHA!!! =)))

Anyway i think mummy and me are planning on eating our way thru this week. But someone told me not to eat too much or the wolf in me will burst out of my lambskin. I wonder what that means. :(

Anyway we're freeeeeeeeeeee !! Freee as a bird!!! ( I tot i was a lamb though)

Anyway, we're gg for an SK2 facial tml!! I cant wait! Everyone says i'm getting scrubbier and scrubbier but i bet after tml, my complexion is gg to be soooooooooooooooooooo erm... woolly. Yah, woolly. :) I cant wait!

Hello everybody.

I am bored. Luckily Shirley gave me a dalmation puppy to play with. I'm bored becos Mummy's vessel kenna langah by a submarine.

http://www.playfuls.com/news_10_8029-Japanese-Ship-Collides-With-US-Submarine-In-Arabian-Sea.html

Mummy's got no time to play with me or take care of me, so i'm sitting here on a stack of Post-it notes and minding my own business and looking very forlornly at Mummy hoping that she will play with me. :(

*sigh* Shitty submarine.

tee hee

*snicker*

*GUWAFF*

*HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA*

BBW is sent to Australia for 2 weeks to be surrounded by sheep!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH , to repent for being such a meano and a nasty wolf to me!! He smacked me on the nose on his last day in Bkm. What a shitty wolf. Anyway he's getting his retribution!

I mean, hey, issnt it amazing that pple who are mean to me are sent to Australia or NZ to be surrounded by billions of sheep? Coincidence? I think not! Hah!!!

Hey wait. What if BBW eats up all my sheep friends and family while he's there and smacks all of them on the nose?

*sniff*

*wail*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:((((((((

My Mummy is sick... no, literally. *cry* *sob* *huggy hugs yang ma ma*

I have to keep passing tissues to her (actually i pass them via Rilla because i dont want to get sick too), poor mummy.

:(((((((((

I hope she doesnt drop dead man, i'd have to go and live with someone else. Yang Por Por and Gong Gong are too busy gambling in Genting, Cousin Aunty hates me & thinks i am a kiwi bird, Aunty Anne is slightly psycho, i dont trust her. Shitty Des is a maniac. Maybe Gu Gu Qian Qian. But Gu Gu Qian2 never gives me huggy hugs! AH! i noe!! NAI NIANG AND DOLPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But i think i would be an unwanted child cos Nai Niang prefers fishes.

I better start thinking of Plan B man. :(

What a psycho Desdragon is. He set up a poll for me. :(

Here's MY poll for him:

Do you think that desdragon is:

1. stupid
2. moronic
3. Assinine
4. Who's desdragon?

Guess what, shitty des dragon, so far, the polls say all of the above. Shitty.

What a jerk!!

But his hate is kind of invigorating... I mean, how many pple actually take the time to dedicate a blog to ME!!!!!! Now, technically, i have my own blog and desdragon's fan club blog for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. :)))

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, as in the words of HK celebrities, all publicity is good publicity... Hey, continue to write abt me, shitty des, i will include u in my acceptance speech when we sell our blog for a gazillion buckaroos to Google or something. :)

*tee hee*

Hello everybody!!

HAH! Contrary to popular belief, i am not writing this from heaven!! I survived the massacre!!! :p

I'm alive!! I'm alive! I'm alive!!

Did u know that 7000 sheep were murdered on sunday? :((((((((((((((((((((

Anyway, mummy drowned her Nokia 6260 phone over the long weekend and bought a new spiffy Sony Ericsson W850i! Yay, its white and nice and pink! :))))

We like the walkman function of this spiffy phone!

I've had this book for a couple of years already and typical me only appreciates it the second time round i read it... Thats prob why i didnt do so well in Literature...

Anyway, this story tells of 24 yr old Veronika, who seemingly has everything in a perfect life, lives in Slovenia, a small European country. She decides to commit a premeditated suicide by ingesting too many sleeping pills. While she waits for her fate, she decides to read a magazine.

After reading through the magazine, she decides to write a letter to the press justifying her suicide has been induced by an article in the magazine, which asks a rather stupid question: "Where is Slovenia?" The idea being to make the press believe that she has killed herself because people don't even know where Slovenia is in today's global village. Good excuse, she thinks. Her plan fails and she wakes up in Villete (a mental hospital in Slovenia, where she is told she has a week to live.
Her presence there affects all of the mental hospital's patients, especially Zedka (who has clinical depression), Mari (who suffers from panic attacks), and Eduard (who has schzophrenia), with whom Veronika falls in love.

During her internment in Villete she realises that she has nothing to lose and can therefore do what she wants, say what she wants and be who she wants without having to worry about what others think of her. Who's going to criticise her, she's mad after all.

Because of this newfound freedom Veronika experiences all the things she never allowed herself to experience.

The reader quickly discovers that Dr. Igor believes by telling patients they only have a very short time period to live, they will find the will to live again and will appreciate being alive rather than trying to commit suicide again.

I particularly liked the part about how she justifies why she decides to die when she has a seemingly perfect life.

In retrospect of 2006, it seems like i have lived & felt as though how Veronika felt during her week in Villete. I dont regret a single moment, but wish that things would have ended differently on 31st Dec 2006. More significantly, unlike Veronika who was struggling to kill herself despite her sanity, i felt like i was drowning in a sea of insanity and struggling to live.

Of cos i am a firm believer of whatever happens, happens for a reason. Serendipity if you will or just plain 'things-always-turn-out-for-the-best'. But of late, increasingly, i find it difficult to convince myself.

Well, according to my friend, gorry's creator, sheep fan tai sui this year... true or not, it sure damn feels like it this year.

Anyway, 2007 still remains an unwritten book. Hopefully it will end up with the story i want. ( Gorry's is looking to be a murder mystery tho. :(

Happy New Year and here's hoping all ur hopes & dreams come true! ( Mine first ! )

Yang Ma Ma

Why is everyone doing this to me?

Lookit what Ronnie bought for me. And to top it off, he said i look like a bear. BUT I AM A LITTLE LAMB! And this lambie handphone holder is a .. cat! Yah, its a cat! I'm the only lamb around!!

Hello peeps! Anne is mighty hilarious... she told me this when i asked her what's a wedding... She said that a wedding is when 2 pple tie the knot and they have to go around like Chang & Eng all the time.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thats a good one, auntie anne! I promise not to piak u again if u tell me more jokes :)

Merry Xmas Everyboday!!!

Today is the Lamb Family's Xmas Soiree!

Chian, Des, Doc, Nai Niang and Gwace came over to play!!! :))

We had potluck but noone brought anything for me & Rilla :(((((. Yang Ma Ma and gang feasted on Katong Laksa, Pizza, Xmas ham, log cake, sushi, champagne and ice cream with Baileys and this yummmmmmylicious coconut avocado dessert that Gwace made! I think she made it for me cos its vegetarian but all the gluttons ate it up without offerring me any. *cry*

Hee, then we played Taboo!!! hehehehhehehe Mummy and Doc's team (with QQ and Gwace) thumped shitty des' team. Can u believe that all the big fancy schmancy words that shitty des knows ARE FRENCH WORDS that are..... *hold ur breath everyone* Sauvignon Blanc, Rheunium, Contra and he keeps trying to sneak in french words!!! And when he couldnt guess yang ma ma's team's words, he ended up spelling out the letters with his butt!! Wad an ass!!!!

Heheehehhe. Btw, Yang Ma Ma's team's words were: Hubris, Hummus, Apropos, Lackadaisical... cool huh cool huh!!

ehehhe to top off the day, we ALL took a field trip to the condo next door to Lor K to check it out! Omg! Prices have gone up 20%!! *ching ching*!!! YAHTZEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hee. Doc is thinking of buying the studio also.. we hope that he comes and live next to us! :)))) We like him very much, unlike shittty des!

MERRY XMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!

Overheard at the Suntec Eng Wah movie complex yesterday for the Singapore Medical Association staff movie screening:

Fren: Are u sure u want to bring Gorry to watch Eragon?
Yang Ma Ma: Uhm , yeah... why?
Fren: What if he wants to be a dragon?
Yang Ma Ma: Uhm, i dont think so. He hates shitty desdragon.
Fren: Maybe he just doesnt like fat ones?
Yang Ma Ma: *rolling on the floor laughing*
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Anyway Yang Ma Ma went to watch Eragon yesterday and we concluded that dragons are dumb and a whole big bunch of trouble.

All they do is spew fire and scare the hell out of pple and all they want in their lives is a human to ride them. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Not like little sheep. We're cute and cuddly. Anyway mummy's fren has a spiffy motorbike helmet like this! we wanna learn how to ride a bike too!!