MUMMY IS UNFAIR ! UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR! I HATE HER!

She made lambrilla a pink dress from left over material from our curtains and even sewed on a flower motif on her dress for her. She's unfair lor. i hate her lor. I am going to run away from home. I wonder if nai niang's house is ready for me to take refuge. :(

Anyway mummy has been losing at World Cup bets. But her italy xiao pian zi and xi ban ya xiao pian zis will help her recoup her losses from the BBW! nyeah nyeah nyeah nyeah nyeah!

Anyway everyone has invented a new word for me. They keep calling me "scrubby" and say that its a mix of scruffy and grubby. :'(

I cant wait for this pretty stone lantern to arrive! :)

Hey big bad wolf!

We stole ur 4D ticket!

hee hee

But boo boo is the one currently chewing it up. So dun kill me if we strike.

HAPPY BDAY BIG BAD WOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You may be mean to me but i am a nice forgiving little lamb!

Hey folks, its bbw's bday in a couple of days and here's to wishing big bad wolf a Happy Birthday out in the open seas! eheheheheheh

We hope that your officer will ask u to throw urself off the ship and swim after the ship. Also to chase pirates in and out of international waters! We hope that you dun get to see the World Cup and there is no reception at all.

Bbw was very mean to me just now again, when we were cutting his bday cake, not only did he not give me any cake, he threw me into a corner under Nai Niang's table when i was peering at him. Whats his blardee problem!!! I just wanted to look at the chocolate cake! =(

I JUST WANTED TO LOOK AT YOUR CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!!!!! *sob*

Hello peeps!

Here's more photos of mummy's akan datang house... We're left with the rock garden, the 800 dollars coffee table that mummy cant get her mind off unless we rob Nai Niang and we have convinced her not to buy it and 1 more dressing table.

Of cos mummy needs a dressing table. Do you think she wakes up this fabulous every morning? Mummy is so going to kill me.

Mummy has this love affair with Swedish retro art and we're not talking about Ikea, you clowns, we went to Sweden last yr and got some retro posters and postcards that we mounted into the pictures that you see below in our toilet and kitchen.

I must say that i like Mummy's taste.

Mummy is going to kill us!

We're swinging from her new crystal lights!!

Weeeeeeeeee!

Dun ask us how we got up there!

Hi everyone,

Cousin aunty is not feeling well and mummy is rather traumatised. :(

Cousin aunty, i hope you get better soon... i promise to be a good lamb and not irritate you anymore on our road trips. :(

Hello everyone, my mummy is in a foul mood. Our new tel number came out first prize on sunday! Darn! We didnt buy!

*sob*

I could have a new playground built for me! =(

Dunnoe if this feng shui guy is good anot! Like this is more frustrating! :(((((((((

Yang Por Por is damn upset with us for not buying also!

Hello everyone!

Today's entry is dedicated to my friends from Port Dickson!!

Hello Austral, Hello Wati, Hello Swan! Its me, Gorry!

*waves madly*

I heard that you're frequent visitors to my blog! :)))

Yay! Hugs from Kambing Anak Anak!

Saya Tak Tawu, Saya kambing anak anak! Saya Tak Boleh Tahan BBW!

Hi everyone,

I hate my mummy.

She made me wear a bikini because she says that people will go to blogs with pple in bikinis in it. Like shitty desmond who is surfing blogs of a certain XXX cos she's wearing a bikini.

Hi Everyone! Look at my new toy that my best friend Grasse bought for me!

Lambrilla is soooo jealous! I shall run Dolphy over with it! =)

I love my new toy bus and i love grasse! She's the only one who still loves me! :(

Even Jill said that i was a disgusting dust ball yesterday. I went home and cried my eyes out! But not for long becos...Hey, i may be disgusting but i'm still cute!

Lookit wad i did to my pal dolphy! I think his mummy is going to kill me.

Dear everybody!

I've got a secret to tell all of you!!! Big Bad Wolf has a shirt of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, not a shirt by me if you thought i was referring to its material but he has a spiffy t shirt with a picture of a brown sheep!

He loves me afterall!!!

*sniff*

*sob*

All this while, i thought he hated me! I guess all that throwing me around,smacking, punching, kiap-ing, piak-ing was just a big show huh!

Anyway thats my favourite shirt of bbw! Its kinda tight though cos bbw is eating iron bars again and drinking cement powders. which is kinda scary cos it means the kiaping is gg to be dem painful.

Mummy's pathetic wine collection:

Okie, due to popular demand ( 1 person out of 1 person, meaning 100%) , here are more pictures, but the house is not ready yet so i guess the final picture would be much nicer!

My pride and joy: Swarovski chandelier over dining table

Hokkaido Glassware: From Otaru

Overview of the living and dining room

My Unfinished kitchen...

Hello peeps!

Here's a sneak preview of my new house@ Lorong K! :))))

There's even an ocean for me to swim in! Yang Por Por says its a bathtub, but then it looks like an ocean to me!

Mummy has been running here and there to buy stuff and do stuff while i am snoring away @ Por Por's house. hee hee. I need to find a new mummy if she suddenly drops dead from all the exhaustion though...

Its not finished yet , akan datang! ( Now where did i learn to speak Malay? )

Hi friends, singaporean and countrymen, this is ur weekly Gorrillamb Super star celebrity update:

WE've been filming Mission Impossible 3 all the time and for some reason, he keeps forgetting the camera! I have to keep repeating the stunts! I hate him very very very much! *sob*



I've been kiaped again on my face and it hurts! Oh, he conveniently forgot the camera and told me that we have to repeat the scene again. It hurts!

I was flung against the ferry window also, luckily for me it was not opened. Or was it lucky? I dunnoe. Maybe i will be the next gongfu star after Jackie Chan.

Meano beano BBW.

Hi everyone!

Look at this person! She's my creator!

I feel so sad because my creator is starting to be mean also! She said that she wanted to buy the kiwi back for my mummy but then the kiwi refused. And then this little lamb that she was distracted by, was soooooo cute that she decided to buy a little lamb for my mummy.

I dont understand what the above means because i thought that i was my mummy's real flesh and blood? Whats this about buying me? I dont understand!

Anyway the little lamb looks like Lambrilla! And she looks like she's running away! hee hee.

Mummy, me, lambrilla, shitty desmond, yaling, Janice and William attended a XXX election party on friday night!!! Here i am! Its dark becos, well, its dark. Anyway also becos mummy is scared that we'd all be hauled up into jail so she took a dark foto so that noone could identify us. Anyway i have to tell u what funny sms that shitty desmond sent to mummy and me and yang por por laughed her ass off!

We were supposed to meet up and Shitty Desmond wrote to us: " We'll meet you at the right of the bright lights."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! Thats sooooo duh! POS's thinking must have rubbed off him!

Hi everyone,

Today Albert came down to MCR and tried to make Mr Loh box me up in the LRCCU reactor. He's mean!

I feel so sorry for myself :(