Mummy is in pain, she feels like she got hit by a truck today (poor truck)... Thats all because she went wakeboarding this weekend while i was at home drying my ass off. :(

Its not fair, why does she get to go wakeboarding while i am at home doing nothing!! ;(

He he she got her retribution by being in absolute pain now, she says she doesnt even know that there are muscles that still existed! Obigood.

Hello guys and dolls. I am feeling so sorry for myself. I wish creator didnt bring me back from NZ. i wish i was rolling around in the dirt and hay and grass of the green green meadows of Whangarei. (OK so i was found on the shelves of the Christchurch airport but thats not the point.)

Anyway why i am feeling so sorry for myself is because i think BBW has done me in for the absolute last time. Yesterday on the ferry, i smacked BBW on the head while he wasnt looking. Actually he was fiddling with his handphone while i smacked him on the head. DO U KNOW WHAT HE DID??? DO U KNOW WHAT @*$^&#*^#@*^* thing he did? He kidnapped me and coughed on my face in front of my mummy. *coff* *gag* (i'm still feeling sick at the tot of him coughing in my face* )

Mummy was undetered. She rescued me and said that that couldnt stop her and she proceeded to vacuum clean the back of my head. BBW gave her an innocent look and said he wanted to make it up to me so my stuuuuuuupid mummy gave me to him again. And guess what he did? HE COUGHED AT THE BACK OF MY HEAD.

We reallie hate him.

Once we were back home, mummy hauled my sorry ass to the sink and proceeded to scrub me with the Fluffy Bunny shower foam from Watsons. (Hey y'all, its quite cute, 4.95 SGD for 1 litre!) It smells like those barbie doll or My pretty pony smell. So anyway i gave mummy my most pleading look;

(Subtitle: Mummy, pls dont! Pls dont wash me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!! :'(() Here i am, all scrubbed and grouchy.

I was freezing last night because i had to be dried and my smart mummy has to wash me at night and leave me to catch pneumonia. *shiver* Mummy reasons that i am my own winter clothing but i dont understand what that means because sheep can get cold too. :(

I am running PIMples right now for mummy and BBW. The other day, i gave mummy a cindy crawford pimple and i couldnt stop laughing when i saw her. heheheheheehhe.

Mummy, no amount of pitera and Imedeen will save you this time. I shall use your SK2 pitera to wash my feet and step on ur face at night.



But for now, i shall use ur SK2 mask to get over my traumatic day. But at least i can sleep well tonight because i managed to smack BBW on the head 3 times and once on the nose! yeeeeha!

Wow,

And that was some deep thoughts from mummy over there. eheheh yah dun y'all go around killing any mockingbirds now!

Anyway i am bored. I miss Nai Niang. I want huggy hugs from nai niang. We have been taking good care of Dolph while his mummy is away enjoying herself. Dolph has been crying the entire week, we messaged Nai Niang about it but she insists that Dolph is crying because we're bullying Dolph. Its not true lor. His mummy didnt even give him a handover for her cut and poor Dolph was doing the projection by himself. See, we're giving him a huggy hug.

I'm feeling sick! *coff* *coff* And i didnt cough on Dolph erh, stop accusing me!

And creator is away in India visiting Mario's friends. Hee hee.

And now... a foreword from our sponsors (aka Mummy):

" I am so not in a good mood this morning. Full of pathos after reading "To kill a mockingbird" by Harper Lee. Yes, shoot me, i have not read this classic before in my life. Anyway had a really bad night sleeping after reading this classic.

As i was saying, this morning is a confusion of emotions as i was driving along the ECP to work. My mind was replaying over the courtroom scene of Atticus Finch, Tom Robinson and Jem & Scout. Thus began my retrospection on my own life.

Was i guilty of being a Bob Ewell or a spectator on the grounds that supported Mayella Ewell regardless of how unconvincing the evidence was?

Funny how i never use to have such passion for Literature. I blame it all on Mrs Karen Tan, (yes, u didnt read it wrongly.) Literature was one of my cursed subjects in TKGS. I intentionally avoided the humanities because of this. Though i love Geography and History. Sigh, which is why i ended up in chem eng. Anyway back to TKAMB.

i think what strikes me as disturbing is the fact that the killing of mockingbirds is happening right now and not in the 1930s Alabama scene only. The parallel worlds of Maycomb, Alabama could be translated or transposed to where you are. Which is why Harper Lee chose to include a passage in the book about the inhabitants of Maycomb were questioning why in another place in Europe, Adolf Hiter was commencing his war against the jews.

Guess that alot of us dont stop to think whether we are doing the same. That is, to judge a person by the way he looks. A sweet and demure looking girl, MUST exactly be that, simply because she looks like one and the hostile looking , angular featured girl must must neccesarily be the villain. Simply because she looks like it. Or simply that a tall person MUST be a basketball player etc.

Perhaps the reason why i am feeling so much emotion for this book is because i think i can relate it to my experiences. Adults (if you are reading this, you know who you are) who should know better do exactly the same thing as what the jury did to Tom Robinson. They simply need a person to persecute because the innocent looking one, quiet one CANNOT be guilty. These people are exactly like the civilians of Maycomb who cannot fathom why in any place, in another world, why the jews are persecuted. When they are doing so in their own backyard.

Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of the "innocent looking". (aka Mayella Ewell)

I think i can understand exactly how Atticus Finch, Jem and Scout Finch and the coloured people feel when the jury read " Guilty, Guilty, Guilty.. " to Thomas Robinson. The person who retaliates or happens to look like the villian is always punished.

The saddest part about this is that the ones who commit the prejudicism and bigotry are the educated or the ones that are on the higher levels of the food chain. Those that should be helping the ones lower in the system are the ones intentionally keeping them there.

When i was reading this book, i was feeling very lucky at how i was not born in the 1930s Southern states, until in retrospect, we are not rid of this draconian human behaviour. Granted that there are no negros in my community or social circle, i must say that the killings still do go on in our everyday life.

How many of us can claim to be an Atticus Finch. To let your children hear that you're a "nigger-lover" because you're defending an innocent man? To let your children be potential social outcasts and even run the risk of being murdered at the hands of the bigots? To face up an angry mob in the middle of the night and stand in front of a jail to defend this man's life?

One of my favourite scenes in the book is Atticus confronting the mob as he sits ALONE calmly guarding the jail. Tom Robinson would have been murdered had it not been for Atticus' act of courage. The scary thing is that the mob had tried and convicted Tom Robinson without a trial and had in their mind already decided that he was guilty.

Why do people act this way?

To quote a theory from a Terry Pratchet book that goes something like humans are always in want and in need of a story. We see a young girl scrubbing the cellar and we think that her dream is to marry a prince. We see a grandmother in the woods and assume that she would be eaten by a wolf. And of cos we assume that the wolf is going to eat the grandmother, dont we? Well, the wolf could be a cute cuddly vegetarian, so there! Anyway, it doesnt matter what the truth is, as long as people like whats on the outside.

Sorry, my thoughts are not very structured this morning.

Thanks for being my Atticus Finch, Michael Fum. The above is dedicated to you"

"Mockingbirds don't do one thing but... sing their heart out for us. That's why it is a sin to kill a mockingbird."

I like creator, hee hee. Yesterday she gave me huggy hugs and we made fun of rilla when mummy wasnt looking. hee hee. Creator says Rilla is fat cos she's bigger than me, hee hee. ;)

Then Rilla burst into tears and we both told her to shut up. (Mummy was in the kitchen) Creator loves me more than Rilla! Poor creator was sick yesterday and when i messaged creator to get well soon, she said that she didnt believe the concern from Rilla. Rilla is very sad. Let's see if Rilla can smile now. :))))))))))))))))))))

Then whenever mummy wasnt looking, she made me sit on Rilla and punch her! Yeah!

I think i shall run away to Creator's house, she's more fun! I told creator that i was taking a bus to her place and she said that i shd take a cab instead and that she would pay for the fee. Creator is soooooo nice! Huggy hug. Creator has the best complexion on earth and thats because she's nice to me. Unlike all of u who are mean to me! I am running PIMpleS for all of u except creator. Creator says its cos of Dermalogica but she doesnt know its because of me. :)

Ang por por (creator's mummy) is mighty nice too, creator says that Ang Por Por will make many dishes for me if i live with them. Sayonara Mummy!

I'm dreaming of fried mimosa, sauteed cowgrass, baked carpet grass and steamed cactuses already! Yummmmmmy!

I AM ANGRY!

ANGRY LAMB ALERT!

STOP PUNCHING ME ALL OF U! I HATE U! ;((

Hi folks!

My fren One-gin two tonic in KLCC is doing lunch time yoga, she will be a yogi bear soon! heehheeh Anyway strangely i think she is copying ME! I am the new sienna miller, EVERYONE wants to be me.

See? This is proof that i did yoga first before one gin two tonic! And rilla is just copying me.

Why do sheep need yoga? erm... well... erm..... because we're little harassed sheep? We need to find our inner sheep? We wanna be zen like? I dunnoe... maybe because we're trendy?

Hi Folks!

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH dont tell my mummy the following secret!!! Pls pls pls!!!!!!!!

BBW coughed on my face yesterday when mummy wasnt looking! That bad person coughed at me while i was peering at him from my hideaway (Mummy's Gucci bag (that is but of cos. Carry your Guccis with pride as the Italians have won. ( LV, stand at the side...)). Back to my story, BBW coughed at my face and i dun dare to tell Mummy.

She didnt wash me after that and proceeded to do her usual vacuum cleaning of me. Now she's got a pimple on her nose and she's abit under the weather.

Why cant i tell Mummy? BECAUSE BBW WILL KILL ME IF SHE FINDS OUT AND I WILL DIE AN EVEN MORE TERRIBLE DEATH! As if his punching me and slapping me is not enough.

Anyway i am sooooo happy that the italians have won and its cos of zz's crazy antics like the head butt. ehhehehe i got a joke for u!!! Why do u think zz head butted materazzi?? Answer: Its cos maybe he was a shaolin disciple! hahahahaaha *pounds fists on table and laughing hysterically*

Right. You are ALL humourless. :(

The italians have reached the finals! Yeah! Yippeeeee!!! Italia! Azzurri! Gorrillamb Tan Yang Yang supports you!

Hi folks!

Mummy had a birthday party/mahjong party for creator yesterday! I love creator, she's always so nice to me and everyone prefers me to rilla. And thats becos i am cute, so there. nyeah nyeah nyeah, rilla!

(*lambrilla sobbing in the background*)

Oh quit whining, rilla! U're turning out like nai niang, if u keep whining, she will never let u go to Nai Niang's desk or house ever again!

Ok, back to me.

Anyway these are Mummy's friends from Chem Eng NUS, one of them is a particularly psycho male maid, known as Mario, who was also mummy's lab partner back in NUS. She says that they used to go around irritating pple while waiting for the stupid expts to end. (Note these lab sessions could range between 3- 6 hrs)

Creator brought alot my cousin moose who is a 3M mascot, whom we promptly took his 3M shirt for me to wear. Of cos. Its always about me, me, me, me, me, me, me. ( I learnt that from Big Bad Wolf)

Anyway mummy had the first mahjong session @ our house cos creator gave mummy a mahjong set. hehe, we won quite a lot, yay!!!!!!!!!! Until creator took over. cheh. We forgot to remind them that this house has been feng shui-ed but only for my mummy and me. yeah yeah yeah.

Anyway psycho Mario kept trying to poke my eyes out and when mummy wasnt looking, he tried to stab me with a fork. Creator was meano too, instead of saving me, she took a photo. :(

Anyway Mummy found out abt it and punished Mario to clean up the house. HAhahahahahahah! *clapping hands*














I prefer Mashley better! Mashley is nicer to me, see? She's giving me a huggy hug. I want more huggy hugs, Mashley! *muak* (Kiss for Mashley)

MUMMY IS UNFAIR ! UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR! I HATE HER!

She made lambrilla a pink dress from left over material from our curtains and even sewed on a flower motif on her dress for her. She's unfair lor. i hate her lor. I am going to run away from home. I wonder if nai niang's house is ready for me to take refuge. :(

Anyway mummy has been losing at World Cup bets. But her italy xiao pian zi and xi ban ya xiao pian zis will help her recoup her losses from the BBW! nyeah nyeah nyeah nyeah nyeah!

Anyway everyone has invented a new word for me. They keep calling me "scrubby" and say that its a mix of scruffy and grubby. :'(

I cant wait for this pretty stone lantern to arrive! :)

Hey big bad wolf!

We stole ur 4D ticket!

hee hee

But boo boo is the one currently chewing it up. So dun kill me if we strike.

HAPPY BDAY BIG BAD WOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You may be mean to me but i am a nice forgiving little lamb!

Hey folks, its bbw's bday in a couple of days and here's to wishing big bad wolf a Happy Birthday out in the open seas! eheheheheheh

We hope that your officer will ask u to throw urself off the ship and swim after the ship. Also to chase pirates in and out of international waters! We hope that you dun get to see the World Cup and there is no reception at all.

Bbw was very mean to me just now again, when we were cutting his bday cake, not only did he not give me any cake, he threw me into a corner under Nai Niang's table when i was peering at him. Whats his blardee problem!!! I just wanted to look at the chocolate cake! =(

I JUST WANTED TO LOOK AT YOUR CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!!!!! *sob*

Hello peeps!

Here's more photos of mummy's akan datang house... We're left with the rock garden, the 800 dollars coffee table that mummy cant get her mind off unless we rob Nai Niang and we have convinced her not to buy it and 1 more dressing table.

Of cos mummy needs a dressing table. Do you think she wakes up this fabulous every morning? Mummy is so going to kill me.

Mummy has this love affair with Swedish retro art and we're not talking about Ikea, you clowns, we went to Sweden last yr and got some retro posters and postcards that we mounted into the pictures that you see below in our toilet and kitchen.

I must say that i like Mummy's taste.

Mummy is going to kill us!

We're swinging from her new crystal lights!!

Weeeeeeeeee!

Dun ask us how we got up there!

Hi everyone,

Cousin aunty is not feeling well and mummy is rather traumatised. :(

Cousin aunty, i hope you get better soon... i promise to be a good lamb and not irritate you anymore on our road trips. :(

Hello everyone, my mummy is in a foul mood. Our new tel number came out first prize on sunday! Darn! We didnt buy!

*sob*

I could have a new playground built for me! =(

Dunnoe if this feng shui guy is good anot! Like this is more frustrating! :(((((((((

Yang Por Por is damn upset with us for not buying also!