Halp! Halp!!!!

My Yang por por por por is gg on a genocide!!! She wants to wipe out all the cute little fuzzy animals in yang ma ma, cousin auntie and cousin auntie Cherry's house!!!! =(((

We're scared! Smurfette and me and rilla and yuppy are gg to hide @ Lor K! Like Anne Frank! But then Anne Frank didnt make it @ the concentration camp. =(

I'm scared!

Luckily Yang Por Por promised me that she wun let her ma (Yang Por Por Por Por) throw me away. :) I love yang por por!!! She even bought me red bean soya bean last week =))

Yummy.

Anyway my Yang Ma Ma has a substance abuse problem. ='(

She just spent a bomb on SKII products AGAIN. Hello mummy, thats MY education fund. I need to go to Harvard and take the bahhhh exams remember!!! I'm glad i gave u the pimple! :(

Happy Mother's Day, MUMMY!!!! =))

Huggy hugs! Huggy hugs! I hope u like my pressie for u! its..... pimples!!! I gave my mummy pimples!! hee hee.

Hello everyone! Its me! Sheeplock Holmes!

(here's a corny joke for u, if my mummy was a CID agent, wad would she be called? hee hee, she would be called KT Holmes! geddit geddit?? Katie Holmes!! Geez, u're all humourless. Like BBW.)

Anyway! Sheeplock Holmes has stumbled upon a crime scene at King Wong's desk!! Checkit out!

A certain purple bear has been murdered! gosh!

But this is a no brainer! It MUST BE KING WONG!

Afterall, her record of punching little animals and being mean to all and sundry is reallie bad.

*Gulp* I hope i am not next. :(

Hello!

Today i had a Sunday afternoon of fun with Mashi Moron and Hello Kitty while my mummy, desdragon and yaling were up to no good.

We went to Katong to eat 1 of mummy's very favourite places to eat, Taiwanese place called Peng Ge Lai Authentic Taiwanese cruisine, they had yummilicious beef broth noodles, zha jiang mian, oyster mee suah ( i swear my mummy is a death seeker) with smelly tofu and mummy's fav salt-pepper chicken. =)) All washed down with yummy jasmine bubble tea!

Then we went on a grand tour of Katong Mall cold storage, Siglap Cold Storage and Eastwood cold storage. What do u expect with desdragon ard...Not gg to NTUC is already a giant step for him.

Uno, dos, tres! Part dos of "Alternative Foster Care for Yang Yang"

BBW: YOU DESERVE IT.

Desdragon: Wah, heard u lao sai. ( Anyway i decided i didnt want to stay with desdragon anyway so i didnt ask him, i'm still hoping my nai niang will reply me. But i think she doesnt want me anywhere near Dolph)

Anyone out there want to adopt me?? =((((

Hello everybody!

I found out how popular i am while my mummy is sick! hee hee. While my mummy was busy being green, i decided to be pro-active about my life and decided to inquire about alternative foster care... Here's the various responses i got:

King Wong: Ok as long as ur mummy wills the house and car to you. And u stay in my storeroom. AND DONT COME OUT.

Gu Gu Qian Qian: Erm, ur mummy wun die. *end of discussion*

Nai Niang: *no response*

Auntie Anne: Shitty Monkey.

Shirley-Wirley: Erm, ur mummy wun die. *end of discussion*

Yang Por-Por: GO AND SEE A DOCTOR. EAT UR PORRIDGE LATER.

Yang Gong Gong: *PIANG!* (SHITTY GONG GONG SLAPPED ME ON THE HEAD!! :'( )

=(

Save my mummy!!!!!!! Someone save my mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's got food poisoning and been puking since last night!!! :'''''(

Shitty King Wong has been asking my mummy to will the car and house to her and that she'd adopt me if my mummy dies. I dont want to go live with King Wong erh. She says she's gg to stuff me in the store room if i live with her. :(

Guess i wun get to go to Harvard if i live with her. But i may be like Harry Potter!!! Whose uncle and aunt stuffed him beneath the staircase! And he went to magic school and turned them into slugs! Ok i made that up, but then i wish King Wong would turn into a slug.

Anyway i hope my mummy doesnt die. She doesnt look good in a green colour. I shall just be a good little lamb and try not to get into trouble. Hope she gets well soon. :'(

I want my huggy hugs!

Hello everybody, aint i cute?

Today shitty desdragon came over to Lor K to insult me. Wad a jerk. Anyway this LV shirt is starting to irk me. Everyone is saying mean things abt me. I am feeling so sad. :((((

Anyway Desdragon wanted to take Mummy's bai feng wan pills and we were all laughing that he's gg to turn from a dragon into a phoenix!!!

geez. stupid rilla. stay OUT of my blog!

Anyway hee hee lih kwong is mighty funny... Mummy told him that i was gg to go to Harvard when i grow up and he asked if i am gg to take Law and try to pass the "baaaaaaaaaah" exams. hehehehe thats funny. :)

Hello everyone!




Remember me? I'm Rilla! I've taken over Gorry's blog cos Gorry's an idiot and he's always getting himself into trouble and everyone hates him and he's almost half dead!!!


I'm the smarter sister of Gorry and have been in hiding cos i refuse to be seen in public with him anymore cos he's a moron. My mummy will be really upset with me if she reads this though. She's really biased. I dunnoe why she doesnt love me, she only loves that brown thing.



Look at what happened to him while Mummy went to the Armani room ( Gio- Gio) and when she came back, she didnt have the sense to even try to save Gorry first. She had to take a picture of him as evidence. And Gorry didnt even try to save himself. Gee.


And here he is, being taken hostage by Ah Chuan! And FCPC was beside Ah Chuan and didnt even try to save Gorry. I donnoe what s wrong with Gorry that everyone tries to kidnap him.


Here he is, on a typical day when he comes back, he's soooooo poooped that he just falls asleep. Poor gorry though.



Anyway my mummy is coming back, shhhhhh dont tell her i wrote all these!

Hola! Como estas? Yo estoy mui bien! Gracias!

Anyway... dilemma, dilemma. Mummy, pls dont make me thank shitty des! :''''''''''''''''((

He bought me this cutey new LV shirt from Korea! Its my new jammies and from their hushed conversation at the BBQ @ ECP on saturday, i heard its for dogs. Mummy quickly hushed everyone up and said its for sheep dogs, like me! Barky bark! Bark bark! ( I've been irritating mummy's friends recently by barking at them! Like king wong! But she always gives me an angry face whenever i barky bark her. :( )

Anyway the bbq @ ECP was reallie fun! My nai niang actually misses me leh! She was huggy hugging me and said i looked very cute. I am sooooooooooooooooooooo happY! :)

But then shitty des kept kidnapping me and put me in the trash bin and on the BBQ pit on some tapioca, everyone screamed at him to release me and mummy was quite upset with me that i kept smiling and looked like i was enjoying it. Ok ok, looks like i have no choice but to thank des for everything :((((

THANKS DESDRAGON FOR ORGANISING THE BBQ AND BUYING ME THE LV SHIRT!!

Did i mention that i have a bigger wardrobe than Rilla now? :D

ok ok, i gave the outfit from shirley-wirley to rilla cos its quite girly looking, with a ribbon. :(

ok ok i confess, i didnt have a choice, mummy took it from me and and gave it to her. i then dont want to give her wan erh.

Boy, i really really hate King Wong! She's a real witch man!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so sorry for calling my nai niang a witch, cos King Wong is a witchier witch! I mean, if Hans Christian Anderson knew King Wong, King Wong would be the one guarding her candy house and shoving Hansel and Gratel into the stove man.

And i bet that King Wong has lots and lots of apple trees in her house to feed Snow White. Why, i bet she's the one who put sleeping beauty to sleep in the first place!!

She banged my head for nothing this morning and yelled into my ears that i am supposed to stay in the bag! What a grouchy witch! Just because she didnt have her teh. Even grouchy big bad wolf didnt get teh c withdrawal as bad as King Wong Witchy. Crazy witch.

Well HEY king wong, where are your red boots? I hope a house falls on ur head!!!! *sob*

Hola!!!!!

Yo me llamos Gorrillamb!!!! Yo soy poco cordero marron! Yo hablas un poscuito espanol!!!!! Yo vivo en Lor K con mi ma ma ( Yang Ma ma ) con Lambrilla con Yuppy! Yo mucha gusta como verde erm.. vegetables! :))

Yo soy bajo y simpatico y cutie little lamb!!!! hee hee.

Heelo everybody. :(

I am feeling damn sorry for myself loh. Mummy is on a big fat diet and i am like at the receiving end of all the misery.

She spilt all the protein powder on me and now i stink and i reallie have to bathe this time. Shitty! :'"'''(

ANd BBW is laughing his ass off at me having protein powder spilt on me ! :(

Psssssssst, i'm scared! there's this new polar bear on mummy's desk that looks strangely.... ghostly. I'm reallie reallie scared of it! Why does everyone irritate me by giving mummy new pets?

Anyway mummy and me are having writers block of late... No inspiration to write :(

Mummy has been investing my education fund recently, she says its for my own good and that when i go to Harvard and Wharton Business school, i will have money to rub shoulders with all the preppy kids. But then, i dont understand. I dont have any shoulders. :(

HEllo everybody, its me! Everyone's favouritest lamb!

Today Lynce made me make friends with King Wong's ugly purple bear. Look how i am struggling to get free? :'(

Anyway King Wong is really psycho leh. She's been hantumming me every single morning and everytime she sees me. :( I mean some mornings, me and mummy are late cos i was up the whole night vacuuming Lor K, ironing mummy's clothes and washing the dishes and doing Mummy's crude macro and yet she hantums me for not being able to wake up in the morning. :(((( Crazy wongky. I hope she goes nuts. Wait, she's already nuts.

Anyway mummy's new partner in Crude is just as mad, he keeps saying i am a pig. Which part of lamb do u guys not understand?!

Lookie my new clothes! Shirley-wurly bought them for me!!!!!!!!! Cute huh! its kinda girly though and i think it was meant for a bear but who cares! they are mine now!!! These are gg to come in handy when i go to Harvard!!

Hello everybody,

Yesterday i went to watch Protege @ GV Vivo and i keep getting the scare/s of my life. :'(

BBW is in the show!!! :((((((( The first time BBW appeared, i screamed! And poked mummy and said that BBW is gg to smack my nose!!!! :"""(

Mummy told me to shaddup and watch the show. Wah lau, but its scary loh. And then BBW appeared with a gun!!!! I started bawling cos he looked murderous and he was gg to come after me, i'm sure. I KNOW he hasnt forgiven me for the time that i ambushed him on the ferry and attacked him and he couldnt attack me back cos the banglas were all staring at him.

Fishy birdie.

Anyway i am confused. BBW is now a drug lord? With many guns!!! :( I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEAD. *squeak*

MY NAI NIANG IS SHITTY! She tricked me again!! Lookit me!!!!!!!!!!! :'(

She told me that during CNY that i could go to shitty dessie's place and he will give me all the oranges i wanted. :((( Who would know that she wasnt referring to kam quats??!?!!

Happy New Year to all of you!! This is the year of the lucky sheep!!Yippppppeee!!!! Lookit how lucky we are already!! We each got an ang bao from our por por! :))

What a shitty end to my mummy's doggy year!!

First we lost our IC, which cost us 100 bucks to replace :(

Then everyone in ens keeps calling me a bear or a pig. :( I am a cute little lamb!!! :@

Anyway Happy New Year to y'all!!

Hello everybody, yesterday we went to Crystal Jade's Korean Kitchen @ Centerpoint! It was mighty yummylicious and a mighty pretty place! The interior decoration was very nice , with little crystal light ballies hanging from the ceiling... I was mesmerised as my mummy and Gu GU qian qian and shitty dessie were gluttoning away on the BBQ beef, chicken and pork, ginseng chook and the assorted appetisers.

I wish i could join in. :(

I tried to make myself noticed while they were gossiping by kicking my mummy and eventually falling out of mummy' bag. They still didnt give me anything to eat. :'(

Tho i'm quite glad that shitty des didnt send me to the kitchen to be cooked. :(

Hi peeps!

Look at what King Wong did to me yesterday!! She brought me to Alice in Wonderland!!! ;)

I liked spinning round and round! But mummy was not very amused. :(

Lately the schedulers have been hiding me whenever Mummy is not around, gone to the loo or for a meeting! ITs fun! It beats sitting on the stack of Post its that creator gave mummy and staring at the 2 huge screens. :(

I love playing hide & seek!!! :0)

Why is my mummy so happy?

I dunnoe, prob cos she's gardening? No u clowns who dont get a joke, its not that she's planting my diet for the next millenium, its becos she's clearing leave-s!!!! Hahahhahahahahahah i love mummy. :)

My mummy and me have been doing absolutely nothing but meeting her shitty frens for lunch and dinner and movies and spa treatments and facials!! I am feeling like a million bucks now and as fresh as a daisy!! *tee hee*

But we have to go back to work again soon and save the world. Darn it.

Right now Mummy is singing Mr Brightside very loudly aka Cameron Diaz in The Holiday. *ouch* my ears. :'(

Hello everybody! lookie this cute dandy-lion at biopolis! (yang ma ma: Its dandelion, gorry) Ok ok, DANDEEEEEEELion!!hee.






We went there for lunch yesterday at Raj the Indian vegetarian restaurant! Issnt mummy considerate of my dietary requirements?? Its mighty yummmmmmmmylicious!

Anyway we just went to this XXX spa at chinatown and we got marinated and pounded left right center. *oooouch* Now mummy knows how i feel whenever i get beaten up! :'( And the shitty manager was really shitty! She almost threw my mummy out when we refused to buy the 2000 package!!! Well, shitty lady, we got a 4-letter word for u!! C-A-S-E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We hate u! And ur spa sucks!

(Yang Ma Ma: Chill out, little lamb!)

Hello everybody, for the last time, i am not a bear, a kiwi bird or a gorrilla ok!! I am a cute little lamb who likes SK2 facials like my mummy!!

Anyway hehehe Lillian says that next year is a mighty good year for Sheep! Apparently we dont have to do anything and $$ will drop from the skies!! Well, it had better man, after how Yang Ma Ma just got charged 2 yrs worth of property tax on Lor K and she's cursing like cousin auntie. :(
which is ALWAYS a bad sign. :(

And we had to pay 500 buckaroos for the shitty sinking fund last mth for Lor K. Shitty. Mummy says that since she cant sell me and Rilla and the others, we had better learnt to busk. Mummy is hoping that pple are gg to pay to watch me Macarena. I can do it very well though!!

Anyway snakeys, piggies, cows and tigers have got shitty luck next yr !!! Oh dear. :(
Especially male tiger-wolves who are mean to little brown sheep get triple doses of bad luck!!!!!!! Like being sent to continents full of sheep to be tortured!!! *tee hee*

Stupid King Wong has been making life miserable for me lately too. :( She insists that there are no brown sheep in this world. Luckily my fellow kiwi Geoffrey verified my existence on this earth! Yippee! King Wong doesnt believe it though. Well, serves her right! No wonder LP is making her sick!

I'm feeling sick myself. I've been practising the Macarena the past few hours. :(

Hello everybody, me and mummy are gardening!!! clearing leave-s! geddit geddit??? heheheheheehehhe

Geez. Fine. Humourless. Just like a wolf that i know.

Anyway, everyone is asking me and mummy what we are gg to do during this week of holiday!! Well, its not so much of what we are gg to do but more of what we dont have to do!! HAHAHAHHA!!! =)))

Anyway i think mummy and me are planning on eating our way thru this week. But someone told me not to eat too much or the wolf in me will burst out of my lambskin. I wonder what that means. :(

Anyway we're freeeeeeeeeeee !! Freee as a bird!!! ( I tot i was a lamb though)

Anyway, we're gg for an SK2 facial tml!! I cant wait! Everyone says i'm getting scrubbier and scrubbier but i bet after tml, my complexion is gg to be soooooooooooooooooooo erm... woolly. Yah, woolly. :) I cant wait!

Hello everybody.

I am bored. Luckily Shirley gave me a dalmation puppy to play with. I'm bored becos Mummy's vessel kenna langah by a submarine.

http://www.playfuls.com/news_10_8029-Japanese-Ship-Collides-With-US-Submarine-In-Arabian-Sea.html

Mummy's got no time to play with me or take care of me, so i'm sitting here on a stack of Post-it notes and minding my own business and looking very forlornly at Mummy hoping that she will play with me. :(

*sigh* Shitty submarine.

tee hee

*snicker*

*GUWAFF*

*HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA*

BBW is sent to Australia for 2 weeks to be surrounded by sheep!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH , to repent for being such a meano and a nasty wolf to me!! He smacked me on the nose on his last day in Bkm. What a shitty wolf. Anyway he's getting his retribution!

I mean, hey, issnt it amazing that pple who are mean to me are sent to Australia or NZ to be surrounded by billions of sheep? Coincidence? I think not! Hah!!!

Hey wait. What if BBW eats up all my sheep friends and family while he's there and smacks all of them on the nose?

*sniff*

*wail*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:((((((((

My Mummy is sick... no, literally. *cry* *sob* *huggy hugs yang ma ma*

I have to keep passing tissues to her (actually i pass them via Rilla because i dont want to get sick too), poor mummy.

:(((((((((

I hope she doesnt drop dead man, i'd have to go and live with someone else. Yang Por Por and Gong Gong are too busy gambling in Genting, Cousin Aunty hates me & thinks i am a kiwi bird, Aunty Anne is slightly psycho, i dont trust her. Shitty Des is a maniac. Maybe Gu Gu Qian Qian. But Gu Gu Qian2 never gives me huggy hugs! AH! i noe!! NAI NIANG AND DOLPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But i think i would be an unwanted child cos Nai Niang prefers fishes.

I better start thinking of Plan B man. :(

What a psycho Desdragon is. He set up a poll for me. :(

Here's MY poll for him:

Do you think that desdragon is:

1. stupid
2. moronic
3. Assinine
4. Who's desdragon?

Guess what, shitty des dragon, so far, the polls say all of the above. Shitty.

What a jerk!!

But his hate is kind of invigorating... I mean, how many pple actually take the time to dedicate a blog to ME!!!!!! Now, technically, i have my own blog and desdragon's fan club blog for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. :)))

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, as in the words of HK celebrities, all publicity is good publicity... Hey, continue to write abt me, shitty des, i will include u in my acceptance speech when we sell our blog for a gazillion buckaroos to Google or something. :)

*tee hee*

Hello everybody!!

HAH! Contrary to popular belief, i am not writing this from heaven!! I survived the massacre!!! :p

I'm alive!! I'm alive! I'm alive!!

Did u know that 7000 sheep were murdered on sunday? :((((((((((((((((((((

Anyway, mummy drowned her Nokia 6260 phone over the long weekend and bought a new spiffy Sony Ericsson W850i! Yay, its white and nice and pink! :))))

We like the walkman function of this spiffy phone!

I've had this book for a couple of years already and typical me only appreciates it the second time round i read it... Thats prob why i didnt do so well in Literature...

Anyway, this story tells of 24 yr old Veronika, who seemingly has everything in a perfect life, lives in Slovenia, a small European country. She decides to commit a premeditated suicide by ingesting too many sleeping pills. While she waits for her fate, she decides to read a magazine.

After reading through the magazine, she decides to write a letter to the press justifying her suicide has been induced by an article in the magazine, which asks a rather stupid question: "Where is Slovenia?" The idea being to make the press believe that she has killed herself because people don't even know where Slovenia is in today's global village. Good excuse, she thinks. Her plan fails and she wakes up in Villete (a mental hospital in Slovenia, where she is told she has a week to live.
Her presence there affects all of the mental hospital's patients, especially Zedka (who has clinical depression), Mari (who suffers from panic attacks), and Eduard (who has schzophrenia), with whom Veronika falls in love.

During her internment in Villete she realises that she has nothing to lose and can therefore do what she wants, say what she wants and be who she wants without having to worry about what others think of her. Who's going to criticise her, she's mad after all.

Because of this newfound freedom Veronika experiences all the things she never allowed herself to experience.

The reader quickly discovers that Dr. Igor believes by telling patients they only have a very short time period to live, they will find the will to live again and will appreciate being alive rather than trying to commit suicide again.

I particularly liked the part about how she justifies why she decides to die when she has a seemingly perfect life.

In retrospect of 2006, it seems like i have lived & felt as though how Veronika felt during her week in Villete. I dont regret a single moment, but wish that things would have ended differently on 31st Dec 2006. More significantly, unlike Veronika who was struggling to kill herself despite her sanity, i felt like i was drowning in a sea of insanity and struggling to live.

Of cos i am a firm believer of whatever happens, happens for a reason. Serendipity if you will or just plain 'things-always-turn-out-for-the-best'. But of late, increasingly, i find it difficult to convince myself.

Well, according to my friend, gorry's creator, sheep fan tai sui this year... true or not, it sure damn feels like it this year.

Anyway, 2007 still remains an unwritten book. Hopefully it will end up with the story i want. ( Gorry's is looking to be a murder mystery tho. :(

Happy New Year and here's hoping all ur hopes & dreams come true! ( Mine first ! )

Yang Ma Ma

Why is everyone doing this to me?

Lookit what Ronnie bought for me. And to top it off, he said i look like a bear. BUT I AM A LITTLE LAMB! And this lambie handphone holder is a .. cat! Yah, its a cat! I'm the only lamb around!!

Hello peeps! Anne is mighty hilarious... she told me this when i asked her what's a wedding... She said that a wedding is when 2 pple tie the knot and they have to go around like Chang & Eng all the time.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thats a good one, auntie anne! I promise not to piak u again if u tell me more jokes :)

Merry Xmas Everyboday!!!

Today is the Lamb Family's Xmas Soiree!

Chian, Des, Doc, Nai Niang and Gwace came over to play!!! :))

We had potluck but noone brought anything for me & Rilla :(((((. Yang Ma Ma and gang feasted on Katong Laksa, Pizza, Xmas ham, log cake, sushi, champagne and ice cream with Baileys and this yummmmmmylicious coconut avocado dessert that Gwace made! I think she made it for me cos its vegetarian but all the gluttons ate it up without offerring me any. *cry*

Hee, then we played Taboo!!! hehehehhehehe Mummy and Doc's team (with QQ and Gwace) thumped shitty des' team. Can u believe that all the big fancy schmancy words that shitty des knows ARE FRENCH WORDS that are..... *hold ur breath everyone* Sauvignon Blanc, Rheunium, Contra and he keeps trying to sneak in french words!!! And when he couldnt guess yang ma ma's team's words, he ended up spelling out the letters with his butt!! Wad an ass!!!!

Heheehehhe. Btw, Yang Ma Ma's team's words were: Hubris, Hummus, Apropos, Lackadaisical... cool huh cool huh!!

ehehhe to top off the day, we ALL took a field trip to the condo next door to Lor K to check it out! Omg! Prices have gone up 20%!! *ching ching*!!! YAHTZEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hee. Doc is thinking of buying the studio also.. we hope that he comes and live next to us! :)))) We like him very much, unlike shittty des!

MERRY XMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!

Overheard at the Suntec Eng Wah movie complex yesterday for the Singapore Medical Association staff movie screening:

Fren: Are u sure u want to bring Gorry to watch Eragon?
Yang Ma Ma: Uhm , yeah... why?
Fren: What if he wants to be a dragon?
Yang Ma Ma: Uhm, i dont think so. He hates shitty desdragon.
Fren: Maybe he just doesnt like fat ones?
Yang Ma Ma: *rolling on the floor laughing*
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Anyway Yang Ma Ma went to watch Eragon yesterday and we concluded that dragons are dumb and a whole big bunch of trouble.

All they do is spew fire and scare the hell out of pple and all they want in their lives is a human to ride them. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Not like little sheep. We're cute and cuddly. Anyway mummy's fren has a spiffy motorbike helmet like this! we wanna learn how to ride a bike too!!

Hello everyone!! Here's a joke for all u pple who are feeling bored!!

Q: What's the female of a papaya called??

A: A mamaya!!!

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this joke is as bad as shitty des! tee hee

Yang Gong gong and Por Por went to Genting!! And bought me this cute penguin cup!! Cute huh!!!!!!! I guess yang gong gong is feeling guilty for all the times he was mean to me by slapping me on the head whenever we go out.

Hee hee. :)))))))

Overheard at Chateau Lor K:

Cousin Auntie (CA): Whats wrong with your beak?

Gorry: hhhuh? What beak?

CA: Arent u a kiwi bird?

G: No!

CA: Yes you are.

G: No i am not!

CA: Anyway, Boo Boo is so cute. He's my favourite. He's a simian! Closest thing to humans. Unlike you. You may be brown, but yours are feathers.

G: I am NOT A KIWI BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CA: Yes, you are.

G: MUMMMMY!!!!!!!!!!

Rilla: (to her right) Who are you?

Unknown: (to her left) I donnoe, who are u?

Gorry: *sulk*

Boo Boo: She's your mummy's new kid!

Gorry: *sulk*

Rilla: Huh!

Boo Boo: Yah! She's cute huh! Her bag is something so like what your nai niang would carry. Its so pink!

Rilla: Where did u come from?!

Gorry: *sulk*

Unknown: My name is Tan Mian Yang, Mehrilla!

Rilla: You sound like my name! My name is Lambrilla! The sulky brown thing is called Gorrillamb!

Gorry: *sulk* (thinking: I hate shitttty des)

Hello everybody!!!!!!!

Look at what my best frwen Grace bought for me from Phillippines!!!! Rilla is sooooooooooo jealous (again) that she has fainted in the background again. heheh hoo hoo hoo

This is proof that everyone loves me!! ME ME ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

On another note, Mummy says that i am starting to look like a thug. :(

Hello everybody!!!

Yesterday was my birthday! And Mummy and Nai Niang celebrated it by gg to the Supply DnD WITHOUT ME! )(*#)@*$@*#(@#*(@@*(#@*#(@#*(@*@(

Hello everyone!

Look at my new clothes from Jill!!! I m so gg to wear this next mth! Cute huh!!! Rilla is sooooooooo angry that she fainted! heeheh

Hello everybody!

I m soooooooo happy! Yesterday everyone celebrated my bday for me! No, Shitty des & Nai Niang, the real star of the celebration is me me me me me me me me me me.

We went to Portobelle @ Killiney Rd! ( http://www.portobelle.com) This is one of mummy's more fav restaurants, its pretty much like Porta Porta, mediterranean food with the Antipasti starters etc. But Porta Porta still ranks number 1 in her list.

Anyway, everyone was teasing me and said that i looked like a celebrity. Guess who? They meant Sun Wu Kong. ( Me is Sun Wu Yang. hee hee)



The bracelet is Nai Niang's bday pressie chosen by mummy for nai niang! Mummy always likes these chunky metal pieces thats like some Aztec metal piece.

Nai Niang brought Dolph! I was so happy to see Dolph again! I tried to pengan him over the tealight and when Nai niang saw it, she tried to slap me and kiap my face and wanted to hand me over to the chef. :(

Dolph said he was cold wad, so i wanted to warm him up. What a meano Nai Niang.

Hello everybody!

I AM TWO YEARS OLD!!!!!!!! (Btw, my bday is the same day as my Nai Niang's!)

It must be difficult for nai niang to live in my shadows :(

Anyway yay!! I welcome gifts and pressies and huggy hugs and lots and lots of cakes and cookies and did i mention MORE GIFTS AND PRESSIES FOR ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hee.

We are gg to have a bday celebration for shitty des and nai niang and me soon and i cant wait for my pressies !!

Excerpt from Yang Ma Ma's thoughts:

(Gorry: Mummy, if u KEEP hijacking MY blog to write YOUR stuff, i am so gg to start charging u rent)

Was in the gym yesterday when i came upon this cable TV advert, about LIFE, yeah, just about "LIFE" and it never occurred to me until then that there is a big "IF" in "LIFE". This INFJ couldnt resist the following:

The harsh realists of the world have always beat up and trodden upon those who have dreamt and fantasized about what it would have been and could have been. While i have always outwardly agreed with these realists just to keep peace and just to look wise, there always was a part of me that deep in my heart, deep in the recesses of my mind, i have always held fiercely to the belief, "What if?"

Why are we always submitting and accepting the verdict of reality, when it could have been something else? Why do we not allow ourselves to push beyond the boundaries to go beyond? I guess the best inspirational figurehead for this would be the Wright brothers? What IF we COULD fly?

;)

Something/one that happened to me recently made me want to give up completely on my dreams completely. I wanted to become a bitter realist and beat up everyone who had a dream or spoke about theirs. But that wouldnt solve anything, just turn me into something that i am not. I still proudly proclaim myself to be an INFJ. I couldnt be anything else.

"Hold On"
I know this pain
Why do lock yourself up in these chains?
No one can change your life except for you
Don't ever let anyone step all over you
Just open your heart and your mind
Is it really fair to feel this way inside?

[Chorus:]

Some day somebody's gonna make you want toTurn around and say goodbye
Until then baby are you going to let them
Hold you down and make you cry
Don't you know?Don't you know things can change
Things'll go your wayIf you hold on for one more day
Can you hold on for one more day
Things'll go your way
Hold on for one more day

You could sustain
Or are you comfortable with the pain?
You've got no one to blame for your unhappiness
You got yourself into your own mess
Lettin' your worries pass you byD
on't you think it's worth your time
To change your mind?

[Chorus]I know that there is pain
But you hold on for one more day and
Break free the chains
Yeah I know that there is pain
But you hold on for one more day and you
Break free, break from the chains
Some day somebody's gonna make you want toTurn around and say goodbye
Until then baby are you going to let them
Hold you down and make you cry
Don't you know?Don't you know things can change
Things'll go your way
If you hold on for one more day yeahIf you hold on
Don't you know things can change
Things'll go your way if you hold on for one more day,
If you hold on

Can you hold on
Hold on baby
Won't you tell me now
Hold on for one more day 'CauseIt's gonna go your way
Don't you know things can change
Things'll go your wayIf you hold on for one more day
Can't you change it this time
Make up your mind
Hold on Hold on Baby hold on

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My nai niang went to Portugal and bought me this cute t-shirt, i was bugging her ALL the time when she msged me from Europe that she bought me a t-shirt, i kept asking her if it was from Baby prada, Baby Gucci, whether it was pink etc.

Then when she was back in sgp, i kept asking her abt the shirt, i mean, i was so excited what. And her exact words to me were: " Stop asking me about ur frickin t-shirt "

More fotos of the traumatic episode of the Lambourghini:

Hello everybody!

My yang ma ma got into an accident today and we're so upset at the horrid person who did this to the Lambourghini. :'(

We were waiting to turn into Funan center carpark with Weebs, Mark P P and WJ, when this shitty purple (yucks wad a colour) Hyundai SUV got impatient and decided to turn back out to the main road. Then he kept horning at yang ma ma to move forward, but we couldnt cos there's no space so this shitty car tried to bull doze its way through and hit our lambmobile!! What a turd!!!! I mean, if u dun have the confidence that it will clear, then dun turn lah!!!!! Even a little lamb like me knows!!

Anyway this guy tried to flee the scene!! Yang ma ma was furious!!! Yang ma ma leapt from the lambmobile and stood in front of the car yelling, " U HIT MY CAR, U PAY!!"

(Mark P P, Weebs & WJ were shell shocked we think)

And this shitty guy told yang ma ma that it was her fault for not moving forward! What a goondu!! Until yang ma ma stood in front of his car and refused to move, this guy came down and started saying its our fault. What a shit head.

Yang ma ma decided to call the police to resolve the situation cos he refused to give us his particulars!

What an exciting day! Anyway lookie at the damage done to the lambmobile. :((

Remember all you drivers out there, remember to stash a camera in ur car :((

Poor lambmobile. We're gg to fix u! Dont worry!!

See how scarred the lambmobile is?! :(

Remember to horn at this guy if u meet him on the roads! He was really mean to yang ma ma and friends!!

Hello everyone.

*wail*



Look at what happened to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRY!!! BBW was sooooo mean to me, he said he cant stand my shitty face anymore so look what he did to me!!!!

He said that i will smell better too (cos the smiley face is an air freshener in the LAMBourghini/LambourMINI). Why are u so mean, BBW!?!?

One day when my blog sells for a billion kazillion dollars, i wun even give u a cent!!

Hello peeps! Here are my penpals from PD!! Called Butterscotch and Anon! :)))))

Wah they are like models! They've got legs so long that its up to their arm pits!! Mine are short and stubby. :((

Rilla is jealous cos they are more glamorous than her cos they got permed hair and hers is a buzz cut. hee hee.

Wonder if we have enuff sheep to form NZ's Next Top Model Sheep.

I am soooooooooooooo sad. My nai niang is leaving MCR to go to the land of Modor. *cry*

Nai niang bot mummy this lovely sheepy cup that has a picture of me and Rilla. And she says this is me and Rilla cos Rilla is bigger than me. *sulk* She's fat wad, wad can i do?


Anyway nai niang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Promise that u will meet us often!! We will miss Dolph too. :(

My Yang Ma Ma and her year of ORION.

Orion beer, Orion-ning ( Scheduling tool ) and Orion belts. But i swear it wasnt me who gave her any orion belts.