Hello Everybody!!!

Today Gorry the little fairy tale spinner shall weave another story for you folks: Its called The tale of a dead dragon:

There was once a knight who was searching for a stupid dragon to kill as it was terrifying a town. This dragon was elusive and sneaky and mean and evil but most of all, stupid. Anyway one day, it took a princess lamb hostage and threatened to cook her and marinate her and blah blah blah yaddah yaddah yaddah and eat her up.

So anyway the brave knight decided to save the princess lamb! He searched over river, over dale, over hill, over everywhere he could but couldnt find the dumbo dragon. Until, suddenly, out of the blue, he heard a little brown lamb called GORR-geous-brown-thing say, "Pssst! Over there! The dumb dragon has broken into an inn and drunk himself silly on the inn keeper's collection of wine and beer! He's also eating the inn keeper's cheeses!!"

The brave knight thanked the little brown lamb and hurried to the inn where he found the dumb-ass dragon drunk as a well... drunk dragon, i guess.

So he slayed the dragon and brought peace and joy to the rest of the world! :)

The end.

Hello folks once again!

Some pple have been asking me how creator and my mummy became friends or knew each other! Here's the story:

Once upon a time in NUS, somewhat 8 years ago...Mummy and Creator both attended Chemical Engineering and were in the same class together... CN1!!! In the first year, mummy and creator were Hi-Bye friends, cos mummy was busy in Hall ( we shall not shame the hall) and didnt really bother to make friends in chem eng at that time... Anyway, as the year went by, mummy's hall friends were not really what they seemed to be and had let her down terribly. And in the 2nd year, mummy was left all alone and abandoned. *SOB!!!! WAIL!!! MUMMy, huggy hug!!*

As you know, in chem eng, there are tons and tons and tons and tons of stupid projects and mummy had a really tuff time trying to find a project mate as she didnt really know anyone from her class and pple are usually reluctant to be project mates with someone who didnt really seem interested in school work. :(

Sob, mummy will always remember how Creator didnt judge her and proffered a helping hand. I think it was computer applications and they had to write a FORTRAN program to do Heat Exchanger calculations for a water/steam HX. (whatever that is.) I think they did well during that time and they became fast friends!

Thru the rest of the years, they battled fake personalities in CN and bonded through mahjong with Mario and others and even upon graduation and creator went away for a year to Minnesota for work, they still remained in touch and Mummy hopes to keep in touch with Creator forever!!

(Mario was a mistake in knowing but we dont regret either. ;p)

*HUGGY HUG TO CREATOR!!! WE SHALL NAME THIS GORRY'S CREATOR'S DAY!!!*

Hello folks,

:(((((

i am feeling dazed. I cant remember what happened to me in the past 5 days. I dont even have the strength and willpower to tell that stupid dragon in the other blog that he's too stupid to even know that he's been insulted twice over and think that i dunnoe what he's talking about. But ah well... Live and let live i suppose. I cant think of anything worser than being the butt of the jokes when he thinks that pple are the butt of the jokes. Confusing yet? hee hee. Moronic dragon.

Anyway i am feeling dazed because i think i was kidnapped from my mummy on Thursday afternoon by BBW. I was yelping "HELP HELP HELP" and my helpless mummy was looking at me and screaming " RETURN GORRY TO ME!" but mummy didnt make any attempt to rescue me. :(

The 2 hours thereafter in BBW's office was a blur. I think this is what they meant by post traumatic stress syndrome or something like that. :(
I think i might have blacked out. I dont recall what happened. This is pretty much like an alien abduction on Highway 49 or something like that. :'(

Do u think he transplanted my brain or something?

Anyway on another note, i wanted to give nai niang a present and mummy and me took a photo of me sitting on her car and told her to go and buy 4-D. She refuse to listen to me and guess what? Her car number came out 2nd prize! Cheh! Nai niang, obigood!!!

Mummy!!! I am purple! I am a little purple lamb!!!!! Nai Niang cannot call me the dirty brown thing anymore! I wanna stay purple! Thanks Winedragon, for turning me purple! :) *huggy hugs*

Here's a box of pimples as a present for u! You won the pimple lucky draw that i was organizing! ;)

Nai niang, sorry, you didnt win the lucky draw because u didnt turn me purple. I like being purple! Purple is cute!! But you won the consolation prize of 2 pimples on ur dimples.

La la la!

(yang ma ma: Optimistic little lamb. http://www.winebottletalkcork.blogspot.com)

Anyway, yesterday, BBW was playing extreme sports with me again! With Lim Whee Kheng! Yay! I love extreme sports! Huggy hugs for BBW! Its called "Grabbing-me-from-the-bag-and-throwing-me-to-Lim-Wee-Kheng-in-the-ferry-and-then-sitting-on-me".

Its fun! BBW is the funnest wolf in the world!

(There is something wrong with my cookie functionality... Yang Ma Ma will post the photos ASAP)

Dear folks,

This is a plea from me to you guys to stop reading http://www.winebottletalkcork.blogspot.com as there are many many inconceivable defamatory remarks abt sheep and more importantly, about me. *cry*

Now he has spun a story about my parentage. And says my mummy is lambmumtton and my daddy is goribanana. (Actually its quite a funny story , heheeh) BUT its absolutely inaccurate! I am going to sue winedragon for all the scales he's got.

Anyway at least i got a mummy (yang ma ma). What abt him? I dont even know where he came from. We know that pheonixes arise from ashes but what about dragons? He could have come from the swamp for all we care, huh!

Anyway creator brought me, rilla, Mario, Mashley and Yang Ma Ma to the zooooooooooooooooooo! =)

It was sooooooooo fun!! Lookie lookie, when i saw wolfie here, i wanted to jump to him and tell him that i know his brother, BBW!!!! I wanted to give him a huggy hug too. Hee hee. I even climbed over the barrier and was about to jump across the pit when mummy screamed and almost burst my ear drums, so i climbed back. Boy, did i get a spanking.

And there was tiggerrrrrrr too!!!!! He was soooooooooooo cute! I wanted to give him a huggy hug TOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! heheheh Of cos by then, mummy was about to burst a blood vessel because of me running all around the place, i decided to watch tiggerrrrrr from afar. :(((((

He ehe hehehe and psycho Mario got it from the tiger here too. *hee hee*

Here's mummy's bday cake from Mashley, Mario and Creator! I love u all!!

I hate the shitty shittiest shitty winedragon. He's a meanie. He keeps sliming me! I hate him! I didnt do anything to him lor! He's a psycho!!! Like Mario!

Anyway i dunnoe why he hates me so much , i think its because his owner and him are jealous of mummy and me. Afterall, we are more civilised than him and our blog entries are funnier and more pple read our blog than HIS blog. I wish he will stop sliming me though, i'm such a nice little lamb.

Anyway on another note, we've got a new Lambmobile!!! Its arriving in the first week of October and i hope there are enough lamb restrainers for all of my siblings and me. hehe, its green in colour and i dunnoe why, but me and Rilla had to fight back an urge to lick the car while we were at the show room. Hee hee.

I dont think we'd be sorry to see the Ford Laser go, afterall, stingy mummy doesnt want to pay so much road tax, petrol and maintainence for the Ford. (Did we mention that we were nearly jibbed of 500 bucks last saturday when we sent it for maintenance?) Anyway, if we wanted to see an uncle silver car, we have to look at Winedragon's owner's car, dont we? *snicker* The dragonmobile aint as spiffy as the lambmobile.

We hope that BBW doesnt scratch our car. He's another psycho, yesterday in the ferry, he said that if i came near him again, he was going to "fan lian" with me. But i just wanted to give him a huggy hug, so i did and guess what that meano BBW did!!!!!!!!!!! He took my head and twisted it around and said he warned my mummy that he was going to "fan lian" with me. Whats his problem!!! I hate u too BBW!!! *cry*

Anyway sorry that we havent been writing, Mummy's taken on a more difficult cut 2 weeks back and she doesnt even have the time to huggy hug me. *sulk* i want huggy hugs. I wonder if BBW is free.

(Rilla: Stupid Gorry just doesnt get it.)

Anyway shitty dessie said that one of his frens also read my blog!!! And likes it!! Hee hee, yay! I've got another fan! *happy lamb alert*

Shitty dessie fan, huggy hug for u. :))))))))

Here's shitty des' wine dragon. Stupid thing is being used to light a steamboat. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA.

Hello folks,

The shitty dragon at winebottletalkcork is getting on my nerves, he's psycho!! Ok the theme of today's blog is that why i am surrounded by crazed psycho people. Look at Lambie Teow also, she's damn poor thing, she's squealing and crying while Mario is looking more crazed than ever!

THIS IS WAR LOR!!!!!!!!!

http://www.winebottletalkcork.blogspot.com

U shitty dragon that came out of nowwhere!!! I HATE U!! I HATE U MORE THAN BIG BAD WOLF!!! U ARE SLANDERING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*CRY*

MUMMMMMMMMMY!!!!!!!! I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok ok, por por always tells me not to get mad, get even. Here goes:

Dragons are stupid. Dragons are mean and most of all dragons are evil!!!!! Especially in a western context!

( From Wikipedia)

Quote:

In Christianity:

The Latin word for a dragon, draco (genitive: draconis), actually means snake or serpent, emphasising the European association of dragons with snakes. The Medieval Biblical interpretation of the Devil being associated with the serpent who tempted Adam and Eve, thus gave a snake-like dragon connotations of evil. Generally speaking, Biblical literature itself did not portray this association (save for the Book of Revelation, whose treatment of dragons is detailed below). The demonic opponents of God, Christ, or good Christians have commonly been portrayed as reptilian or chimeric.
In the Book of Job Chapter 41, the sea monster Leviathan, which has some dragon-like characteristics, is described as God talks about the "king of beasts" that lived upon the Earth at an undefined time. Some people think this comes from an older Mesopotamian creation myth in which Tiamat is depicted as a goddess salt-water sea monster, while others believe it refers to a now-extinct sea creature like the Plesiosaur. [citation needed]

In Revelation 12:3, an enormous red beast with seven heads is described, whose tail sweeps one third of the stars from heaven down to earth (held to be symbolic of the fall of the angels, though not commonly held among biblical scholars). In most translations, the word "dragon" is used to describe the beast, since in the original Greek the word used is drakon (δράκον).

In iconography, some Catholic saints are depicted in the act of killing a dragon. This is one of the common aspects of Saint George in Egyptian Coptic iconography [1], on the coat of arms of Moscow, and in English and Aragonese legend. In Italy, Saint Mercurialis, first bishop of the city of Forlì, is also depicted slaying a dragon.[2] Saint Julian of Le Mans and Saint Leonard of Noblac were also venerated as dragon-slayers.

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Yah, dragons are bad!!!!!

Love me! Love me! Love the sheep!!!

*I curse the stupid dragon to have pimples!*

Happy Birthday to my MUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love and huggy hugs from ME!!!

(rilla: me too!!)

SPK lambs! hehehehe la la la!!

Some weeks back, we had a little bday party for my mummy and Qian Qian! Here i am posing with the cake! so cute huh!! Anyway, shhhhhhhh dun tell my mummy but shitty des devised a new extreme sport called BALL! Its me being the BALL!!! hehehe first, u have to get someone to launch u to the player (shitty des) who is holding a magazine and the player repeatedly keeps u afloat using the magazine!!! Its fun! I cant wait to try the next level of extreme sports, playing BALL with Aunty Elephant!!! ;p

hehehehhehe

Here i am, looking like Baby Milo!!!!!!!!!! Cute huh! Everyone loves me!

Hello people, sorry i havent written lately, its cos i was recovering from a traumatic weekend last week with cousin aunty and the blue mushroom that wanted to cook me.

Crazy smurfette. :(

I dunnoe why cousin aunty doesnt want to play with us (Boo Boo, me and rilla). Anyway cousin aunty says that Boo Boo is very very very cute. hehehe, i think so too. he's my best friend! :)

I suppose why cousin aunty doesnt like us is because we keep peering at her while she is sleeping. hee hee.


And here i am, peering at Nai Niang! Shortly after this foto was taken, she pushed me off with a pencil. Ouch. It hurts. :(

NAI NIANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *CRY* PLS BE MY NAI NIANG AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *WAIL*

*CRY*

Its the raisins that BBW gave me that made me talk like that.

Hello peeps. Today is a story about why i disown Nai niang as my nai niang. From today onwards she's known as Witchy. Ten things i hate about ex-nai niang:

1. She never brings me anymore bananananananannananananas ( Word from Yang ma ma: Gorry knows how to spell banana but he doesnt know how to stop)

2. She likes Rilla more than me. (What does she like about that dumb blonde anyway)

3. She blames her pimple problems on me.

4. She calls me names like Scrubby, ugly brown thing etc

5. She doesnt give me anymore huggy hugs.

6. She always asks BBW to han tum me

7. She told my mummy that i am going blind. ( I was only peering at mummy's work on the computer)

8. She doesnt buy anymore toys for me.

9. She is always ignoring me.

10. SHE TOOK A PHOTO OF ME WHEN I GOT ABDUCTED BY BBW AND STUFFED INTO HIS STUPID BAG. For the record, bbw told me that there was a pack of raisins in his bag. *cry* I was hunting for them and he suddenly stuffed me in. He told my mummy that i was lucky he didnt zip up the pocket. *cry* I want raisins. *sulk*

Dun ask me why the guy next to BBW is holding his nose. Its NOT me lor.

Anyway Shitty Nai Niang is now known as witchy witch.

THE LAMB FAMILY IS CURSED. :'(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

Mummy lost ALL of OUR POCKET MONEY to creator. :(

And we got a parking ticket as well, WHY ARE WE SO CURSED!?

But here's our new friend, Lamby Teow. :)

Lamby Teow and me had lots of fun, he's really cute, he kept staring at his mummy's cards and mouthing them to me and i was relaying them to mummy. But i think i cant lip read very well, which kind of explains why mummy lost so much money. Ooops. :(

Lamby is even more scrubby than me and its because his mummy throws him into a washing machine whenever she feels like it. (His mummy is Mashley by the way.) My mummy handwashes me.

Anyway Mario was found cleaning the house again, sooooo funny. Stupid Mario was using a pixue to curse us, he's shitty.

Hello! This is my best Nicole Richie/Paris Hilton impersonnation! heheheheheheeh that's hot.

Hello peeeeps!

its me. the bored little brown crippled lamb. :(

I am so bored that i think watching paint dry is more interesting than what i am doing now. Yang ma ma is too busy being bored herself to bother about poor me. :(

I think i will go take a nap.

Hello peeps,

I think all humans except my mummy and creator and Mashley are bad people. I dont understand why they like to bully little crippled lambs. :(

Yes, people, i am a crippled little brown lamb, my legs are of different size, thats why my mummy has to carry me around all the time. :(

My ears are also deformed. :'(

But thats the thing about my mummy, she loves me because i am so imperfect! She's such a fighter for the under-(sheep)-dog!

Everyone justs likes to push me around, pull my ears and bash me. :(

Shame on human kind!

Hi creator! look at me!!!!!!! I am on a high rise building of 3M post its! :))))

Hello peeps!

Check out my mummy's amazing 7 tai mahjong win! cool beans huh! :)
Big Bad wolf, Shitty Des and everyone out there who plays mj, eat ur heart out, we were playing money!!!!! (Of cos mummy lost afterwards but thats another story)

Hehehheheh Stupid Mario bao the da pai by giving her the bai ban tai after she already had 4 tai already! hehehe this is the biggest win in Mummy's mj career! :)))

First she had 3 "Ka"s and then a hua "gang" which helped to boost our income and then she managed to hu with 7 tais!! Cool huh!!! Shitty des, still want to play chicakdee anot!!!! This is scare u!

Anyway creator is really my best friend, she gave me many huggy hugs and pinched stupid mario for bullying me. Anyway Mario and Rilla have reallie bonded because 1 of them is a male maid and the other looks like a maid. Seriously lor, Rilla, u've got to get a new wardrobe lor, u look soooooooooooo like Mario's jie mei.

Because Rilla got a kao shan, she was soooooooooooo hiao yesterday man, she kept giggling whenever Mummy or Creator lost. Creator kept pinching Rilla though.

Mashley is nice to me too!!!! Huggy hugs to Mashley :)))))) She has this lamby from NZ at home and she promised to send me the fotos, i'm fine with that as long as mummy will not adopt another one. We cant wait to see lamby!

Anyway Mashley and Mario and Mummy and Me (hahaha 4 Ms) went to Chuan Jiang Hao Zi at Smith Street afterwards to eat Mala hot pot, my gosh, it was sooooo hot!!! But the food was reallie yummy and mummy reallie detoxed after that. Actually she was in agony the whole night cos she was having a tummyache cos of the mala but couldnt detoxed. This morning, she took a coffee to speed up the process!!! hehehehe, we seriously recommend this place to anyone who says they are full of shit or constipated. Good stuff man! ;p

http://www.telemoneyworld.com/chongqing.htm

Hello!! (I am still angry with my mummy.)

Anyway our pretty stone lantern has arrived and mummy almost murdered everyone at Vpost because of it. It came with a broken leg though and no way were we going to send it back to US cos it would cost us ANOTHER 150 bucks in frieght. :(

Here it is, aint it pretty! We reallie like our stone garden! :)))

Yukimi Stone Lantern!

Yukimi means to view the snow! Its supposed to gather on the top of the lantern! Cute huh. We're gg to put in tea lights in the lantern one evening when its rainy! It would be soooooo nice! Mummy says i can be the one to put the tealights in and light it. :) No, mummy, i am still not talking to u.

Mummy's completed miniature stone garden which she made for me!

MUMMY, U'VE REALLLLIE DONE IT THIS TIME.

MUMMY, REPEAT AFTER ME, U ARE NOT ANGELINA JOLIE. STOP ADOPTING NEW KIDS. WE HATE YOU!



I REFUSE TO BE A WEDNESDAY CHILD. :'(

Now Rilla wants to run away and i wanna die.


All of this started because Mummy brought home yet another lamb from Australia because of shitty dennis going to Australia and buying a cheap 2 bit lamb from the dump. Mummy introduced us to him yesterday and his name is Tan Xiao Bah. As in Bah Bah black sheep. BUT HE'S NOT EVEN BLACK! HE's white and the worst thing is, he's got a tail!!!!!!!

MUMMY, WHERE IS MY TAIL!????????!!??!!??!?!

*hysterical lamb*

Hello!

We just had a picnic at the clutter-melon ( Nai Niang ) 's desk! She gave chocolates and biscuits to Rilla cos she said Rilla was a brave girl for going through the operation without crying!

And she gave me a banana cos she said i am a monkey.

Dolph was with us too! Lookit the camera whore Dolph, sitting right in front! ( Yang Ma Ma: GORRY! Notti boy, where did u learn that from? Yang Yang: You, mummy.)



But Nai Niang's desk is very hazardous cos she's a clutter-melon and its full of high rise stacks of unwanted projections. We almost broke a leg cos we fell down from the high rise stack of projections. We cant imagine Clutter-melon's house at Upper East Coast Road. We think that it would look like Lynette Scarvo's house. Our house at Lorong K looks like Bree Van Der Kamp's house. =)

Hello people!

Lookie Lookie! Its the botanical gardens! Its like my utopia except that its hot and muggy and mummy says it reminds her of a golf course. Mummy is absolutely unappreciative of horticulture and agriculture and anything to do with plants. ( Yang Ma Ma: Except those on Bukom)

Anyway, it was like being in a candy store for me! :)))

Mummy says there must be some conspiracy to turn the botanical gardens into a golf course! Look!

Buggy Track!

Buggy Parking Area next to the Green

Water Hazard!

Sirgolfalot/BBW would love this place! hehe. But he would prob lose his $8.50 ballie into the water hazard. hheheheheh

(Anyway Mummy has finally told me that the merry-go-round was in fact a microwave! Oh that shitttty BBW!!!!!! Nasty fella!!!!!!!! But shhhhhhhhhhh he promised to bring me to a jaccuzzi next leh! I dun dare tell mummy! But he said the flush wasnt working so couldnt bring me. I hope its fixed soon, i wanna go to the jaccuzzi!)

Back to our fun fun fun trip around Botanical Gardens, i ate some flowers which gave me a tummyache later in the night. :(

Hello people, i'm feeling down today. :(

Rilla is injured and its not caused by me. Her head is split open, i dunnoe what happened to her, she was keeping so quiet and then suddenly mummy realised her head is split open. Now she's crying cos it hurts. :(

We hope yang por por can sew her back. :'(

Today big bad wolf was so nice! He brought me to this room with a merry-go-round! And i didnt even ask him! There were blinking lights and a spiffy merry-go-round!!!

Here's a picture of it! My mummy was damn mean lor, she dragged my ass out of the merry go round and punched the big bad wolf. I wonder why! I thought it was very nice of bbw to bring me to a playground.

Crazy mummy.

Mummy is in pain, she feels like she got hit by a truck today (poor truck)... Thats all because she went wakeboarding this weekend while i was at home drying my ass off. :(

Its not fair, why does she get to go wakeboarding while i am at home doing nothing!! ;(

He he she got her retribution by being in absolute pain now, she says she doesnt even know that there are muscles that still existed! Obigood.

Hello guys and dolls. I am feeling so sorry for myself. I wish creator didnt bring me back from NZ. i wish i was rolling around in the dirt and hay and grass of the green green meadows of Whangarei. (OK so i was found on the shelves of the Christchurch airport but thats not the point.)

Anyway why i am feeling so sorry for myself is because i think BBW has done me in for the absolute last time. Yesterday on the ferry, i smacked BBW on the head while he wasnt looking. Actually he was fiddling with his handphone while i smacked him on the head. DO U KNOW WHAT HE DID??? DO U KNOW WHAT @*$^&#*^#@*^* thing he did? He kidnapped me and coughed on my face in front of my mummy. *coff* *gag* (i'm still feeling sick at the tot of him coughing in my face* )

Mummy was undetered. She rescued me and said that that couldnt stop her and she proceeded to vacuum clean the back of my head. BBW gave her an innocent look and said he wanted to make it up to me so my stuuuuuuupid mummy gave me to him again. And guess what he did? HE COUGHED AT THE BACK OF MY HEAD.

We reallie hate him.

Once we were back home, mummy hauled my sorry ass to the sink and proceeded to scrub me with the Fluffy Bunny shower foam from Watsons. (Hey y'all, its quite cute, 4.95 SGD for 1 litre!) It smells like those barbie doll or My pretty pony smell. So anyway i gave mummy my most pleading look;

(Subtitle: Mummy, pls dont! Pls dont wash me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!! :'(() Here i am, all scrubbed and grouchy.

I was freezing last night because i had to be dried and my smart mummy has to wash me at night and leave me to catch pneumonia. *shiver* Mummy reasons that i am my own winter clothing but i dont understand what that means because sheep can get cold too. :(

I am running PIMples right now for mummy and BBW. The other day, i gave mummy a cindy crawford pimple and i couldnt stop laughing when i saw her. heheheheheehhe.

Mummy, no amount of pitera and Imedeen will save you this time. I shall use your SK2 pitera to wash my feet and step on ur face at night.



But for now, i shall use ur SK2 mask to get over my traumatic day. But at least i can sleep well tonight because i managed to smack BBW on the head 3 times and once on the nose! yeeeeha!

Wow,

And that was some deep thoughts from mummy over there. eheheh yah dun y'all go around killing any mockingbirds now!

Anyway i am bored. I miss Nai Niang. I want huggy hugs from nai niang. We have been taking good care of Dolph while his mummy is away enjoying herself. Dolph has been crying the entire week, we messaged Nai Niang about it but she insists that Dolph is crying because we're bullying Dolph. Its not true lor. His mummy didnt even give him a handover for her cut and poor Dolph was doing the projection by himself. See, we're giving him a huggy hug.

I'm feeling sick! *coff* *coff* And i didnt cough on Dolph erh, stop accusing me!

And creator is away in India visiting Mario's friends. Hee hee.

And now... a foreword from our sponsors (aka Mummy):

" I am so not in a good mood this morning. Full of pathos after reading "To kill a mockingbird" by Harper Lee. Yes, shoot me, i have not read this classic before in my life. Anyway had a really bad night sleeping after reading this classic.

As i was saying, this morning is a confusion of emotions as i was driving along the ECP to work. My mind was replaying over the courtroom scene of Atticus Finch, Tom Robinson and Jem & Scout. Thus began my retrospection on my own life.

Was i guilty of being a Bob Ewell or a spectator on the grounds that supported Mayella Ewell regardless of how unconvincing the evidence was?

Funny how i never use to have such passion for Literature. I blame it all on Mrs Karen Tan, (yes, u didnt read it wrongly.) Literature was one of my cursed subjects in TKGS. I intentionally avoided the humanities because of this. Though i love Geography and History. Sigh, which is why i ended up in chem eng. Anyway back to TKAMB.

i think what strikes me as disturbing is the fact that the killing of mockingbirds is happening right now and not in the 1930s Alabama scene only. The parallel worlds of Maycomb, Alabama could be translated or transposed to where you are. Which is why Harper Lee chose to include a passage in the book about the inhabitants of Maycomb were questioning why in another place in Europe, Adolf Hiter was commencing his war against the jews.

Guess that alot of us dont stop to think whether we are doing the same. That is, to judge a person by the way he looks. A sweet and demure looking girl, MUST exactly be that, simply because she looks like one and the hostile looking , angular featured girl must must neccesarily be the villain. Simply because she looks like it. Or simply that a tall person MUST be a basketball player etc.

Perhaps the reason why i am feeling so much emotion for this book is because i think i can relate it to my experiences. Adults (if you are reading this, you know who you are) who should know better do exactly the same thing as what the jury did to Tom Robinson. They simply need a person to persecute because the innocent looking one, quiet one CANNOT be guilty. These people are exactly like the civilians of Maycomb who cannot fathom why in any place, in another world, why the jews are persecuted. When they are doing so in their own backyard.

Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of the "innocent looking". (aka Mayella Ewell)

I think i can understand exactly how Atticus Finch, Jem and Scout Finch and the coloured people feel when the jury read " Guilty, Guilty, Guilty.. " to Thomas Robinson. The person who retaliates or happens to look like the villian is always punished.

The saddest part about this is that the ones who commit the prejudicism and bigotry are the educated or the ones that are on the higher levels of the food chain. Those that should be helping the ones lower in the system are the ones intentionally keeping them there.

When i was reading this book, i was feeling very lucky at how i was not born in the 1930s Southern states, until in retrospect, we are not rid of this draconian human behaviour. Granted that there are no negros in my community or social circle, i must say that the killings still do go on in our everyday life.

How many of us can claim to be an Atticus Finch. To let your children hear that you're a "nigger-lover" because you're defending an innocent man? To let your children be potential social outcasts and even run the risk of being murdered at the hands of the bigots? To face up an angry mob in the middle of the night and stand in front of a jail to defend this man's life?

One of my favourite scenes in the book is Atticus confronting the mob as he sits ALONE calmly guarding the jail. Tom Robinson would have been murdered had it not been for Atticus' act of courage. The scary thing is that the mob had tried and convicted Tom Robinson without a trial and had in their mind already decided that he was guilty.

Why do people act this way?

To quote a theory from a Terry Pratchet book that goes something like humans are always in want and in need of a story. We see a young girl scrubbing the cellar and we think that her dream is to marry a prince. We see a grandmother in the woods and assume that she would be eaten by a wolf. And of cos we assume that the wolf is going to eat the grandmother, dont we? Well, the wolf could be a cute cuddly vegetarian, so there! Anyway, it doesnt matter what the truth is, as long as people like whats on the outside.

Sorry, my thoughts are not very structured this morning.

Thanks for being my Atticus Finch, Michael Fum. The above is dedicated to you"

"Mockingbirds don't do one thing but... sing their heart out for us. That's why it is a sin to kill a mockingbird."

I like creator, hee hee. Yesterday she gave me huggy hugs and we made fun of rilla when mummy wasnt looking. hee hee. Creator says Rilla is fat cos she's bigger than me, hee hee. ;)

Then Rilla burst into tears and we both told her to shut up. (Mummy was in the kitchen) Creator loves me more than Rilla! Poor creator was sick yesterday and when i messaged creator to get well soon, she said that she didnt believe the concern from Rilla. Rilla is very sad. Let's see if Rilla can smile now. :))))))))))))))))))))

Then whenever mummy wasnt looking, she made me sit on Rilla and punch her! Yeah!

I think i shall run away to Creator's house, she's more fun! I told creator that i was taking a bus to her place and she said that i shd take a cab instead and that she would pay for the fee. Creator is soooooo nice! Huggy hug. Creator has the best complexion on earth and thats because she's nice to me. Unlike all of u who are mean to me! I am running PIMpleS for all of u except creator. Creator says its cos of Dermalogica but she doesnt know its because of me. :)

Ang por por (creator's mummy) is mighty nice too, creator says that Ang Por Por will make many dishes for me if i live with them. Sayonara Mummy!

I'm dreaming of fried mimosa, sauteed cowgrass, baked carpet grass and steamed cactuses already! Yummmmmmy!

I AM ANGRY!

ANGRY LAMB ALERT!

STOP PUNCHING ME ALL OF U! I HATE U! ;((

Hi folks!

My fren One-gin two tonic in KLCC is doing lunch time yoga, she will be a yogi bear soon! heehheeh Anyway strangely i think she is copying ME! I am the new sienna miller, EVERYONE wants to be me.

See? This is proof that i did yoga first before one gin two tonic! And rilla is just copying me.

Why do sheep need yoga? erm... well... erm..... because we're little harassed sheep? We need to find our inner sheep? We wanna be zen like? I dunnoe... maybe because we're trendy?

Hi Folks!

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH dont tell my mummy the following secret!!! Pls pls pls!!!!!!!!

BBW coughed on my face yesterday when mummy wasnt looking! That bad person coughed at me while i was peering at him from my hideaway (Mummy's Gucci bag (that is but of cos. Carry your Guccis with pride as the Italians have won. ( LV, stand at the side...)). Back to my story, BBW coughed at my face and i dun dare to tell Mummy.

She didnt wash me after that and proceeded to do her usual vacuum cleaning of me. Now she's got a pimple on her nose and she's abit under the weather.

Why cant i tell Mummy? BECAUSE BBW WILL KILL ME IF SHE FINDS OUT AND I WILL DIE AN EVEN MORE TERRIBLE DEATH! As if his punching me and slapping me is not enough.

Anyway i am sooooo happy that the italians have won and its cos of zz's crazy antics like the head butt. ehhehehe i got a joke for u!!! Why do u think zz head butted materazzi?? Answer: Its cos maybe he was a shaolin disciple! hahahahaaha *pounds fists on table and laughing hysterically*

Right. You are ALL humourless. :(

The italians have reached the finals! Yeah! Yippeeeee!!! Italia! Azzurri! Gorrillamb Tan Yang Yang supports you!

Hi folks!

Mummy had a birthday party/mahjong party for creator yesterday! I love creator, she's always so nice to me and everyone prefers me to rilla. And thats becos i am cute, so there. nyeah nyeah nyeah, rilla!

(*lambrilla sobbing in the background*)

Oh quit whining, rilla! U're turning out like nai niang, if u keep whining, she will never let u go to Nai Niang's desk or house ever again!

Ok, back to me.

Anyway these are Mummy's friends from Chem Eng NUS, one of them is a particularly psycho male maid, known as Mario, who was also mummy's lab partner back in NUS. She says that they used to go around irritating pple while waiting for the stupid expts to end. (Note these lab sessions could range between 3- 6 hrs)

Creator brought alot my cousin moose who is a 3M mascot, whom we promptly took his 3M shirt for me to wear. Of cos. Its always about me, me, me, me, me, me, me. ( I learnt that from Big Bad Wolf)

Anyway mummy had the first mahjong session @ our house cos creator gave mummy a mahjong set. hehe, we won quite a lot, yay!!!!!!!!!! Until creator took over. cheh. We forgot to remind them that this house has been feng shui-ed but only for my mummy and me. yeah yeah yeah.

Anyway psycho Mario kept trying to poke my eyes out and when mummy wasnt looking, he tried to stab me with a fork. Creator was meano too, instead of saving me, she took a photo. :(

Anyway Mummy found out abt it and punished Mario to clean up the house. HAhahahahahahah! *clapping hands*














I prefer Mashley better! Mashley is nicer to me, see? She's giving me a huggy hug. I want more huggy hugs, Mashley! *muak* (Kiss for Mashley)

MUMMY IS UNFAIR ! UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR UNFAIR! I HATE HER!

She made lambrilla a pink dress from left over material from our curtains and even sewed on a flower motif on her dress for her. She's unfair lor. i hate her lor. I am going to run away from home. I wonder if nai niang's house is ready for me to take refuge. :(

Anyway mummy has been losing at World Cup bets. But her italy xiao pian zi and xi ban ya xiao pian zis will help her recoup her losses from the BBW! nyeah nyeah nyeah nyeah nyeah!

Anyway everyone has invented a new word for me. They keep calling me "scrubby" and say that its a mix of scruffy and grubby. :'(

I cant wait for this pretty stone lantern to arrive! :)

Hey big bad wolf!

We stole ur 4D ticket!

hee hee

But boo boo is the one currently chewing it up. So dun kill me if we strike.

HAPPY BDAY BIG BAD WOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You may be mean to me but i am a nice forgiving little lamb!

Hey folks, its bbw's bday in a couple of days and here's to wishing big bad wolf a Happy Birthday out in the open seas! eheheheheheh

We hope that your officer will ask u to throw urself off the ship and swim after the ship. Also to chase pirates in and out of international waters! We hope that you dun get to see the World Cup and there is no reception at all.

Bbw was very mean to me just now again, when we were cutting his bday cake, not only did he not give me any cake, he threw me into a corner under Nai Niang's table when i was peering at him. Whats his blardee problem!!! I just wanted to look at the chocolate cake! =(

I JUST WANTED TO LOOK AT YOUR CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!!!!! *sob*

Hello peeps!

Here's more photos of mummy's akan datang house... We're left with the rock garden, the 800 dollars coffee table that mummy cant get her mind off unless we rob Nai Niang and we have convinced her not to buy it and 1 more dressing table.

Of cos mummy needs a dressing table. Do you think she wakes up this fabulous every morning? Mummy is so going to kill me.

Mummy has this love affair with Swedish retro art and we're not talking about Ikea, you clowns, we went to Sweden last yr and got some retro posters and postcards that we mounted into the pictures that you see below in our toilet and kitchen.

I must say that i like Mummy's taste.