Hello Everybody!

Today's story is about King Wong. (The following is based on a true story)

There once lived a cruel, mean and nasty beastly beast called King Wong who enjoyed lumbering around and bashing up little lambs.

King Wong was green, hairy, smelt of pickles and enjoyed dressing up like a clown. King Wong chased our favourite lamb hero over river and over dale, over the mountains and over the lakes. King Wong just couldnt stand that our favourite lamby hero was so cute and cuddly and everyone loved him.

Finally King Wong was so exhausted from chasing our lamby friend that it sat down to rest for a while. And the lamb dropped a stone on its head and killed King Wong. Here's King Wong now:

This is a story about Cindere-Ler.

Once upon a time, there was a girl called Cindere-Ler. She was mean and got meaner by the day by beating up little lambs. She sulked and she pouted if the little lambs did not listen to her. All the boy lambs and girl lambs feared her and wished that she would disappear in a puff of smoke.

One day, there appeared a brave little boy lamb called gor... i mean Theodore. (Phew, almost made an obvious reference to our favourite all time hero lamb)

Anyway Theodore stood bravely up to Cindere-Ler when she huffed and puffed and almost blew his house down in order to beat him up. Theodore ran rings around Cindere-Ler and got her so confused that she huffed and puffed and holy guacamole! she self combusted!!!!

And all the little lambs came out to play. The end.

Of course this is a story about me, what do think it was? About Adel and her cat cracking saga in Ular?

I'm in a terrible mood. I just found out that not only am i not an only child, i 'm a middle child!!!! What the *#&$(&^#@&*!

Yang por por and Yang gong gong brought back my elder brother. (Or so he claims)

Why why why why do all these things happen to me????? WHY!?!?!??! WHY!!?!?!

*sob*

And then there's Brownie.

*stamps feets*

But i guess its ok, the 3 of us can plot to murder mummy.

Everyone forgot my birthday. :'(

Everyone is a meano. :((

Decided to celebrate my birthday by my lonesome.

I'm back!

I've been getting rave reviews about my blog! Anyway today i decided to write about... Why lambs do not have any tails.

I mean in the first place, why would i need to have a tail? I wouldnt be able to sit down properly without looking like a cat or a dog would i?

To scratch myself or to chase away flies? I have my little paddy paws to do that. Anyway i'm too clean to do stuff like that right? My mummy just bathed me in Body Shop's Ginger Bath Shower Foam. ( I noticed that yang ma ma has been bathing me in suspicious and questionable flavours of bath foams, like Aveda's Rosemary and Thyme Shampoo. And i always smell like a dish. Why does the above sound strangely morbid?)

Anyway here's proof i havent got a tail.

And if u dun like it, you can kiss it.